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Offline Cafiend

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Goat Simulator
« on: Sat, 29 March 2014, 04:54:37 »

Offline vun

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:04:09 »

Offline PointyFox

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:09:58 »
Release date is April 1st.  Hmm..

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:32:32 »
Release date is April 1st.  Hmm..

It is real though. If you preordered you get early access to it. A bunch of people on Reddit are already playing it.

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 29 March 2014, 05:41:47 »
Where's my simulator simulator?
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 29 March 2014, 08:36:59 »
First game i'm going to buy in a long time

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 02:06:44 »
Bought it. Stupid fun. I just ran around for a bit button mashing. Blew some stuff up. Tore up a house. Glitches/bugs really add to the absurdity.
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 02:12:28 »
lol wut

Offline gr3yh4m3

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 05:44:32 »
That looks awesome, I wonder if Hal Thompson knows about it...

Offline Cafiend

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 05:56:47 »
Haha yeah stupid fun. I was stuck in a barrel for like 10 min and somehow received the Michael Bay achievement.

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:06:30 »
There's even a UFO that takes you into space!  I played for a few hours today, was amazing fun!
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:53:08 »
OMG this looks amazing..

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:54:41 »
I saw a preview of it a while back, but I didn't think it was a real thing. Can't wait to play it.

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 31 March 2014, 07:59:42 »
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 31 March 2014, 09:12:49 »
The Dead Island style trailer is just so epic.
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 31 March 2014, 09:19:07 »
Where's my simulator simulator?

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Offline Cafiend

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 31 March 2014, 09:19:29 »
Is there really a ufo?  :))

Offline RickyJ

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 31 March 2014, 21:29:39 »
Yes, you must summon it though!  Inside the house you start next to, there's a glowy "B[e]ACON" that you have to take out into the field where there's a pair of crop circles.  One circle has a B[e]ACON already.  Place the 2nd one and the aliens come and take you to happy space!
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Offline RickyJ

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 31 March 2014, 21:31:59 »
I also got into space by being the demon goat, having a big ball of peoples, and putting them in front of the moving truck.  Also, enter the tunnel to town and lick the car that's lodged in the end, epic lulz.
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 02:48:43 »
Had a good couple of hours seeing how much I could break the game. The jet pack is pretty special, but I wish it were larger(the level, not the jet pack because that's huge.) They tease you with that city just out of bounds, and multiplayer would really add tons of replay.

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 03:50:33 »
I downloaded it and restricted myself to 15 minutes before deleting it, as a more illegal makeshift demo. I didn't even last 5 minutes, so boring and stupid.
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:08:55 »
I honestly can't wait to get a copy, too bad it isn't multiplayer.  Should be pretty great.

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #22 on: Sun, 13 April 2014, 14:29:25 »
Tempted to buy this but I know I'm going to play this for an hour and will never touch it again.

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #23 on: Sun, 13 April 2014, 14:41:09 »
u can play flappy goat

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #24 on: Sun, 13 April 2014, 15:15:06 »
u can play flappy goat

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There is seriously a flappy goat now? AMAZING

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #25 on: Sun, 13 April 2014, 16:30:08 »
u can play flappy goat

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #26 on: Sun, 13 April 2014, 17:33:55 »
Amazing how 20 year old games become new again. 

inb4 Chompy Face and Jumpy Plumber.  :mad:

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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #27 on: Mon, 14 April 2014, 04:49:21 »
Tall Goat climbing a ladder.... almost fell off my chair laughing. Yogscast has done a series of vids with Simon playing it. He managed to land on the hang glider by jumping off the crane. Rather impressive for someone who hates "jumping puzzles", etc. Mad fun for such an absurd game.
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Re: Goat Simulator
« Reply #28 on: Wed, 16 April 2014, 22:33:06 »
This is the first game in a long time that I've just run around laughing while playing.  It's so stupid and ridiculous, but so much fun at the same time.  It's like the The Room of games, only it's not trying to be serious.