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Offline noisyturtle

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Candy Box 2
« on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 07:32:56 »
Questing in ASCII. It's quite a fun way to waste some time  :)
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 05:51:19 »
what the ****
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 05:53:04 »
LOL hours of aimless fun watching the candies count up :))
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 06:11:37 »
I don't know why but I'm savin' up my candies for that chocolate bar..

Offline MsYutai

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 13:35:01 »
LOL this is interesting.... I just enjoy the text changing as I throw candies on the ground XD
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 17:02:36 »
So no one has gotten to the town yet? Or killed the Monkey King?

Try requesting new features (first one costs 30 candy)
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 17:28:28 »
now im addicted...this is like a cookie clicker rpg.

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 18:38:15 »
dat teapot

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 18:39:12 »
I threw 4k candies on the ground...
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 18:50:50 »
I threw 4k candies on the ground...

I think he just noms after like 2500. Not sure though.

Offline MsYutai

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 22:16:51 »
I threw 4k candies on the ground...

LOL! I nommed like 800 earlier /fatty

I got the light armor set... pretty stoked on that
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 22:18:00 »
this **** gets way too complicated after getting a cauldron.

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 22:45:21 »
Can't for the life of me get through the woods.

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 06:16:17 »
I think this was mentioned on an older episode of Crate & Crowbar.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 07:09:34 »
am I playing an RPG about candy
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 07:18:27 »
Octo army, ATTACK!
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Offline jakkdl

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 08:56:37 »
I've cleared the game, except for the incredihard bosses at the end. Good game.

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 09:08:53 »
Well there goes today's work...

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Re: Candy Box 2
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Offline MsYutai

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 16:17:04 »
Dang you guys are good. I guess I need to get the pogo stick, since I'm not cool enough to get through the forest yet, /cry.
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 17:52:36 »
I remember beating this last year.

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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 23 April 2014, 19:14:39 »
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How many sweets?! I need that answer!!
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Re: Candy Box 2
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 24 April 2014, 06:43:08 »
If somebody feels superstuck and have tried everything for hours, I might have teh spoiler for  you. I was stuck on it myself for a good while.


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