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What say you?  For physicals and especially hernia type situations would you stick with the same team or venture forth?

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:26:12 »
More comfortable with venturing forth... ha ha ha...
 

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:27:27 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:38:09 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:40:38 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:14:46 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:26:03 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:28:31 »
I have and didn't bother me any. No, I didn't get a boner either, had to get shots so I tripping balls over that thought...I ****ing hate needles.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:28:37 »
My doctor is a woman.  ;D

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:28:48 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

maybe he wants to paint a mental picture of your boner
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:30:23 »
I have had a female doctor in the past when I was a teen. She wasn't at all attractive, so it wasn't weird. She was the first woman to fully cup by balls though so I guess I'll never forget her for that.

did your mother not bathe you as a baby or what? im pretty sure she cupped your balls first

I didn't have balls as an infant. An odd infant I was indeed.

The real question was did you get a boner when she cupped your balls?

Is that really the question?

maybe he wants to paint a mental picture of your boner

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:33:15 »
I had a female nurse inject a numbing agent into my peepee hole.

They had to insert a fibre optic camera into my peepee hole to look at my bladder to check for problems.

I was ok.

I realized later that she did it without a male doctor in the room.

Was she allowed to do that?

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:36:23 »
it's not sexual assault unless she cupped your balls
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:36:59 »
it's not sexual assault unless she cupped your balls

Or if she said surprise first.

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« Reply #14 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:37:41 »
no the surprise was the numbing agent only lasted long enough for the way in not out
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:45:52 »
I have a female doctor. Just not very attractive... Now, if she was hot... I would go more often...

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:31:22 »
My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:32:41 »
My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

quick to bend over, what kind of kinky stuff are you into ray? :D

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« Reply #18 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:35:53 »
My last physical was with a very attractive PA when she said drop your pants, I asked if I needed to bend over, she said your not over 40 and they don't pay me enough to do that anyways.

quick to bend over, what kind of kinky stuff are you into ray? :D

i was just trying to get mentally prepared for what might happen  ???

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 22:46:17 »
If it makes you feel any better, when you turn your head and cough, you can say  "cou..awkward..gh"

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 00:05:53 »
Never had my balls cupped.
Now I know I'm definitely gonna get a boner when this happens.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 00:18:42 »
Is she blonde or brunette?

Also might depend on where (or how far up) the hand is going - women generally have smaller hands.
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« Reply #22 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:25:10 »
Is she blonde or brunette?

women generally have smaller hands.

and gerbils have even smaller hands  ;)

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« Reply #23 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:33:01 »
i love it when women touch my genitals. what is the question, really?
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« Reply #24 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:44:26 »
This is actually a viral marketing campaign which doubles as a casting call for the new upcoming porno titled "Realforce  - good feeling of oneness with doctor cups your balls" directed by Demik. This will shot in Kabukicho.
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« Reply #25 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 02:55:11 »
Having a male doctor fiddle with your junk is waaay more awkward than a female doc.
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« Reply #26 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:20:31 »
Might also depend on whether your other half is in the room at the same time.

Now THAT would be awkward, especially if you got over-excited :eek:
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« Reply #27 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 04:53:05 »
Might also depend on whether your other half is in the room at the same time.
usually my both halves are present.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #28 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 05:02:49 »
I've had my junk touched by a female nurse. Does that count?

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« Reply #29 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 05:44:49 »
Why call it a junk? It's a beautiful thing!
 

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #30 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 06:02:57 »
My doctor is female.  She is also quite attractive.

Every time I see her I try and find a way/excuse for her to need to touch my junk.

I'm having to get quite inventive :) 

But to answer OP.  I don't mind really. 

Not sure whether i'd like to have a female nurse/doctor to check my butt hole mind. 


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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #31 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:15:08 »
no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

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« Reply #32 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:39:12 »
when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?
i've heard that butthole checks are quite fashionable this spring.

but in my opinion, nothing complements september better than the good old butthole checking.
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I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #33 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:43:13 »
no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

I hear 45-50 is the norm.  Unless you have any sort of gastrointestinal disorder, in which case get it done earlier.

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #34 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:49:43 »
As a teenage male, there's a whole lotta female touching going on.

All by doctors...
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« Reply #35 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 08:20:37 »
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho
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« Reply #36 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 08:29:09 »
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #38 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:23:37 »
Any time that attractive young nurse steps in the room to check my blood pressure, I will let her check whatever else she wants.  I just wonder about consequences if I make the first move when she is clearly bored and flirting with me.

Doctors, on the other hand,  I prefer a male doctor fondling with my junk.
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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #39 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:28:45 »
Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

The same person that calls a penis and testes junk?  Or maybe the same person that looks to us anonymous dorks on the internet for advice about what sex the person examining sex organs should be?

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #40 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:29:26 »
I don't care. She's probably had patients get boners all the time, it's really not a big deal unless you make it one.

Who calls a vagina a muffin tho

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #41 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 15:01:12 »
my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #42 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 15:20:13 »
us anonymous dorks on the internet
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

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Offline demik

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #43 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 15:21:49 »
my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.


What does your drug habit have to do with who grabs my penis?
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

Offline IPT

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #44 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 22:20:53 »
my PCP is a female.
Don't really see anything wrong or the big deal about it.


What does your drug habit have to do with who grabs my penis?

i have an HMO, so i gotta use PCP =)

Offline Beca

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #45 on: Wed, 02 April 2014, 22:24:04 »
no joke, but really

when is a good time/year to get your butthole checked? 40ish?

I hear 45-50 is the norm.  Unless you have any sort of gastrointestinal disorder, in which case get it done earlier.

P.S. Colonoscopys are NOT a very pleasing experience... the prep in particular.





And to answer the OP:

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That means "Yes" in logic-speak...
Prep is just ****ting the entire contents of your intestines out right? My teacher once gave a thorough explanation of her experience with colonoscopies...

Offline iri

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #46 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 05:07:31 »
My teacher once gave a thorough explanation of her experience with colonoscopies...
hope that was fun and enriching for you.
(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.

-Ray Bradbury

Offline lightsout714

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #47 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 09:02:49 »
This thread has so much win. Lmao

Offline dante

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #48 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:30:51 »
Well - going to see the first female doctor/specialist in over 30 years next week (I'm a dinosaur).  I feel like I should be polite and trim down there...

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Re: Would you allow a doctor of the opposite sex to touch your junk/muffin?
« Reply #49 on: Thu, 03 April 2014, 12:35:58 »
My doctor is female.  She is also quite attractive.

Every time I see her I try and find a way/excuse for her to need to touch my junk.

I'm having to get quite inventive :) 

But to answer OP.  I don't mind really. 

Not sure whether i'd like to have a female nurse/doctor to check my butt hole mind.

Lol.
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