Sorry to rain on your parade, but if you spend $400 on a keyboard, chances are that most girls will ignore you.
I'll bet you and your BFF eIBM have alot of experience with girls ignoring you. You've never spent $400 bucks for a keyboard so you really aren't qualifed to predict how the opposite sex would react.
It's more reasonable to assume that girls just tend to ignore you both in general. Why don't you tell us how girls react when you tell them about the exciting Model M you found in the dumpster. I'll bet that's a sure bet for getting laid!
By the way, in your case, BFF doesn't stand for "Best Friends Forever". I'm sure you're smart enough to figure out BFF, as it applies to you and your pal, takes on a slightly different meaning. I'll give you a hint... the "B" stands for butt..

Oh, I'm only kidding. Just having fun with the children.
