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Offline LEGITBALLIN

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How do i get feces out of my keyboard (story inside)
« on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:19:09 »
Ok, so i use my computer naked and when i was playing starcraft i had to poop really bad but i finished the game, at that point i couldn't hold it and when i turned around and accidently pooped on my keyboard its diareah so i don't really know how to clean it up because it is not a solid piece. PLEASE HELP I AM SERIOUS!!!!!!
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Offline Deverica Wolf

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« Reply #1 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:44:17 »
Is that the face you made when the incident occurred?

That isn't fruit juice...you need to sanitize that *****. I am interested in hearing how to do so.
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« Reply #2 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:47:23 »
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Offline hazeluff

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« Reply #3 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:47:36 »
I'm happy you got your priorities straight.
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Offline bavman

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« Reply #4 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:47:57 »
Use pee
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Offline LEGITBALLIN

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« Reply #5 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:53:45 »
God damn i tried cleaning and the poop got in the switch and it is hard to press down.
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« Reply #6 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:57:41 »
your tongue is probably the best tool you have for the job. so go eat some **** and have a friend film it so we can put it the wiki

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Offline demik

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« Reply #7 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:57:45 »
consistent troll is consistent
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Offline Deverica Wolf

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« Reply #8 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:01:14 »
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Offline LEGITBALLIN

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« Reply #9 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:07:11 »
Wow i try to post a legitimate thread and i get trolled thanks geekhack!!!!! ( this should be in all caps but geekhackwont let me)
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Offline demik

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« Reply #10 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:17:08 »
trolling trolls is the only way to defeat a troll
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Offline REVENGE

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« Reply #11 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:18:51 »
Nice, turn Cherry Blues into Browns into Blacks into Reds.
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Offline weenis

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« Reply #12 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:24:40 »
Amazing thread.
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Offline LEGITBALLIN

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« Reply #13 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:29:36 »
I guess thats why you call them cherry browns
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Offline Lamaboi

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« Reply #14 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:50:31 »
Quote from: LEGITBALLIN;482065
I guess thats why you call them cherry browns

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Offline IvanIvanovich

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« Reply #15 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:52:24 »
Best laugh I've had all year! GLWSCU.
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Offline Ekaros

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« Reply #16 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:06:23 »
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Best laugh I've had all year! GLWSCU.

You have had a very boring new year indeed I wish it will be more entertaining in the future ;D
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« Reply #17 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:17:14 »
Come on, this is simple mathematics.

What type of keyboard is it? * easy to clean / hard to clean * valuable / cheap *

Is it rare? What is it worth?

I might be inclined to harvest the keys, sanitize them with bleach, and toss the board, unless it could be disassembled and thoroughly disinfected.

On the other hand, you could tell your friends about it,then NO ONE would borrow or steal it from you, no matter how desirable it is!
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Offline jkercado

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« Reply #18 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:22:33 »
Oh ****.
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Offline Findecanor

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« Reply #19 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:30:17 »
Baaaad idea to walk around naked when you have diarrhea ... **** happens.

Disassemble completely. Clean with bleach. Clean the PCB with lots alcohol and let it dry for a long time.
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Offline Deverica Wolf

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« Reply #20 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:38:24 »
Do you own a Filco? GOOD TIME TO GET ONE!

Welcome to geekhack.
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Offline Greenbean

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« Reply #21 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:40:41 »
**** on it some more.

It's the best way to get the most out of your MX Browns.

P.S Doing this will also help you create a keyboard that looks like a Filco Camo.
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Offline c0rbin

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« Reply #22 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 21:26:06 »
Didn't happen...
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« Reply #23 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 21:54:07 »
Put it up for sale or trade - problem solved.
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« Reply #24 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 22:12:34 »
^ Good luck finding a buyer after that. lol  I know I wouldn't want it. =P
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« Reply #25 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 22:31:43 »
Wow, this beats OCN people barfing on their keyboards!
So, what make/model was the keyboard, you didn't say.
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« Reply #26 on: Mon, 02 January 2012, 22:34:27 »
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Wow, this beats OCN people barfing on their keyboards!
So, what make/model was the keyboard, you didn't say.
It was NOT a Noppoo.
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« Reply #27 on: Tue, 03 January 2012, 01:17:50 »
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« Reply #28 on: Tue, 03 January 2012, 01:24:59 »


this place keeps getting weirder...
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Offline Tony

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« Reply #29 on: Tue, 03 January 2012, 02:18:02 »
Such ****load topics happens from time to time. OT shows poor story telling skills and imaginations however...
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