You want to know what my dream mouse would be?
Well too bad the whole world has got to know.
Since the birth of the magic mouse, there has only been one mouse with the perfect shape. Sweet baby jesus the shape of this mouse in your hand would make you daydream of other wonderfully sculpted objects so pleasant to put in your palm that you would forget that you actually, indeed, had a mouse in it.
You want to see it? This fantastic son of a *****?
It didn't have a fancy name, IT HAD A PURPOSE. And that purpose was being the lovechild between buttermilk-soaked silk sheets and optical sensors.
It's called the Logitech SBF-96, or in it's hay-day, the logitech 3 button.
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Let's just take a minute to look at the swooping butt of this voluptuous yet slimline, palm tantalizer. Notice it doesn't have that Nicki Minaj un-proportionate bell shaped buttocks shared by the Steelseries Xai, WMO 1.1, IE 3.0 and Zowie AM.
Turn your hand over and look at your palm, specifically the dip between the base of your palm and the base of the thumb.
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That is not bell shaped! That is the opposite of what bell shaped would look like! With the shape of the mice mentioned above, you are just uncomfortably resting your thumbs "problem areas" on the the back of the mouse. It's uncomfortable for no reason!
So what do I want? I want the casing of the logitech 3 button (you can spruce it up with rubber coating and color accents. I don't judge), an Avago sensor and 2 side buttons for forward and back. That's it.
Logitech! You came close with the B100!
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Don't give up! With all the countless dollars spent on R&D and factories to make this mouse...you will know that they are dollars well spent, because I will buy one.