I think everyone on GH can relate, my wallet is so mad at me that when I visit the GB or classifieds section, it get up and leaves the room
Poor little guy
Yep, it looks like it want's a divorce. Trust me, it will be the OLD "it's not me it's you type of insults". Then comes the name calling, the cold stares across the kitchen table. Next comes the boxing of all your items (keyboards included) and placed outside your place. Of course, when you arrive from work your own keys do not work on the locks anymore because they've been changed.
Next comes the cold nights in some lonely Motel off the interstate, meanwhile your wallet is busy making sweet whoopee with your neighbour.
6 Months from now you'll stand in court fighting over the Topre's and CherryMX's that you've bought and raised over the years. Of course you'll lose because the judge had it in for you.
Next comes the the sole destroying, ball-crushing reality, that your wallet was playing you for a fool like so many other Geekhackers here on this forum. Especially in the Classifieds.........damn you.