My dad found some stuff while cleaning his apartment

[The_Ed]

I don't even remember doing it!... But it still sounds like me... In biology class no less... So technically I was "on-topic"...

He also found $850 worth of credits. The only reason he's cleaning at all is because of the inspection tomorrow.

Who else has any cleaning stories?

EDIT: Fixed the pic.

[AKIMbO]

Lol...get that framed

[The_Ed]

I have a framed piece of pipe that the janitor gave me after cutting my finger out of it. What kind of janitor frames stuff for you? He even put a piece of wood dowel inside so I couldn't do it again... I gotta go find that thing now...

[The_Beast]

you win life



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[demik]

little did your teacher know, you made that girl's night.

[The_Ed]

Both me and my dad seem to remember something about 2 girls pretending to hump each other. And I guess I said something frowned upon... Hard to believe, I know...

[MMB]

Both me and my dad seem to remember something about 2 girls pretending to hump each other. And I guess I said something frowned upon... Hard to believe, I know...

Was there 1 cup involved?

[ekw808]

Had you just watched A Requiem for a dream?

[audioave10]

I'm sure we've burned any evidence of my younger years...

[Wildcard]

Was there 1 cup involved?

And then someone framed the cup.

[harrison]

Had you just watched A Requiem for a dream?

ass2ass!  that would have been an interesting conversation though... was it a situation where  a teacher overheard you, or did this girl rat on you?  $850 of what kind of credits?

my parents have a few boxes of my old crap, but i know there's nothing that entertaining in them.

[The_Ed]

I don't remember anything but that it was in biology and 2 girls were pretending to hump each other... I wish I could remember what I said... I bet it was hilarious...

I can't find the plaque with the pipe...

$800 apartment credit, $50 card.

My school records have things that would SHOCK you to the point that you would say I'm lying. Some of the things I did do, and some of the things I didn't do. The things I didn't do people made up - but because it was believable from the things I did do they would take their word... The bastards had themselves a nice game of "make up the most elaborate hoax to get me in trouble"... The police know me by name...

My dad would have a hard time in the parent meetings. He had to keep himself from laughing at the things that I said. Funny is funny, but not to teachers and especially principals... My mom didn't think they were funny either...

I only opened 1 envelope and got that surprise. I wonder how many other envelopes got thrown out with better ones.

And yes, it was me who pissed in the garbage cans in "that" room. They could never prove it was me. I did that for weeks (if not months).

[pandather]

I don't remember anything but that it was in biology and 2 girls were pretending to hump each other... I wish I could remember what I said... I bet it was hilarious...

I can't find the plaque with the pipe...

$800 apartment credit, $50 card.

My school records have things that would SHOCK you to the point that you would say I'm lying. Some of the things I did do, and some of the things I didn't do. The things I didn't do people made up - but because it was believable from the things I did do they would take their word... The bastards had themselves a nice game of "make up the most elaborate hoax to get me in trouble"... The police know me by name...

My dad would have a hard time in the parent meetings. He had to keep himself from laughing at the things that I said. Funny is funny, but not to teachers and especially principals... My mom didn't think they were funny either...

I only opened 1 envelope and got that surprise. I wonder how many other envelopes got thrown out with better ones.

And yes, it was me who pissed in the garbage cans in "that" room. They could never prove it was me. I did that for weeks (if not months).

tell some more stories!

[calavera]

came in here expecting some awesome vintage keyboard finds.

leaves entertained nonetheless.

[The_Ed]

tell some more stories!

Don't let your eyes wander when you're bored in science class. They may accidentally land upon the thong being eaten by the fat chick's whale's asscrack in front of you. Causing you to come out of your daydreaming and scream a girly manly shriek of horror. At which time the entire class and teacher stop and look at you and ask what's wrong/if you want to contribute something.

Moral of the story - Pick a place to look, and keep it there.

[baldgye]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's? I went to an old fashioned public school and wouldn't have gotten an detention for that... Though I did once get a 'conduct card' for 'shenanigans'


Though alot of the funniest **** I did at schooli never got caught for

[iri]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

[The_Ed]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.

[asura]

Resolution : Detention
Start Date : 11/3/2008
End Date   :



















I assume you escaped somehow...

[Bullveyr]

Yea, you wouldn't get detention or something like that here either.

We did get in some minor trouble for drunkenly missing the curfew on our school trips to Vienna and Paris.

Getting kicked out of elementary school is a different story

Don't let your eyes wander when you're bored in science class. They may accidentally land upon the thong being eaten by the fat chick's whale's asscrack in front of you. Causing you to come out of your daydreaming and scream a girly manly shriek of horror. At which time the entire class and teacher stop and look at you and ask what's wrong/if you want to contribute something.

Moral of the story - Pick a place to look, and keep it there.

So, did you tell them the truth why you shrieked?

[iri]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.

all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!

[cytoSiN]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.

all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!

Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?  Ridiculous, but believable.

[baldgye]

I don't even know what they are...

[cytoSiN]

[tp4tissue]

I only have one story like that.

So in middle school China, everyone is afraid of the teacher. cept a few of us that had parents overseas. This is because we know we could never REALLY be punished..

We all sat on flat benches with no backs in the class rooms.

One of my buddies wanted to go to the bathroom, but because he was part of the trouble makers crowd, the teacher didn't let him as punishment..  He looked at me, and I remarked, fu(k this *****...

So in the middle of MATH, he just took his pants off, scooted his ass off the back of the bench and started sh!tting.

I greatly regretted not stopping him as this was a hott summer month, and it smelled terrible..



The teacher started crying and didn't come back to the school for a month.

[baldgye]

So in the middle of MATH, he just took his pants off, scooted his ass off the back of the bench and started sh!tting.

This only confirms my suspicions

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ohh ok, I assumed they were talking about something else becasue... how could anyone actually care that much about which direction they put there washing into a washer...

[pandather]

I only have one story like that.

So in middle school China, everyone is afraid of the teacher. cept a few of us that had parents overseas. This is because we know we could never REALLY be punished..

We all sat on flat benches with no backs in the class rooms.

One of my buddies wanted to go to the bathroom, but because he was part of the trouble makers crowd, the teacher didn't let him as punishment..  He looked at me, and I remarked, fu(k this *****...

So in the middle of MATH, he just took his pants off, scooted his ass off the back of the bench and started sh!tting.

I greatly regretted not stopping him as this was a hott summer month, and it smelled terrible..



The teacher started crying and didn't come back to the school for a month.

my god... You must've had such a fun school life... Lucky b@stard!

[iri]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.

all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!

Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?

sure. the country is that perfect.

[cytoSiN]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.

all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!

Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?

sure. the country is that perfect.

Honestly, I almost believe you.  When people are water skiing under horsepower (literally), with bikini babes idly watching it all unfold, we've come pretty close to paradise, no?



Also, apologies to Ed for the hijack.  I'd add something on topic, but I wasn't nearly as much of a badass in school as you were.

[Topre]

Did you go to a school in the 1900's?

he went to school in 'murica!

Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.

all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!

Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?

sure. the country is that perfect.

Honestly, I almost believe you.  When people are water skiing under horsepower (literally), with bikini babes idly watching it all unfold, we've come pretty close to paradise, no?

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Also, apologies to Ed for the hijack.  I'd add something on topic, but I wasn't nearly as much of a badass in school as you were.

There's so much stuff wrong with that picture. Almost naked chick out in the winter. Man water skiing in very cold water. Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt. Water skiing with a horse. The rope isn't even attached to the horse, the dude is holding it.

[iri]

Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt.

sure. every horse rider should wear a seatbelt in case airbag doesn't work.

[pandather]

Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt.

sure. every horse rider should wear a seatbelt in case airbag doesn't work.

and always mix antifreeze with the water so it doesn't overheat.

[eth0s]

Was there something in that pic besides that girl's @ss?  I must've missed it.

[Topre]

Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt.

sure. every horse rider should wear a seatbelt in case airbag doesn't work.

and always mix antifreeze with the water so it doesn't overheat.

I mix it with bleach to clean my engine.

[Hak Foo]

It's weird; I got a call from my high school last year; they were evidently disposing of all the photographs of people who had won academic awards-- they kept them on a wall in the office.

I graduated in 1999.  They actually had to find my current workplace phone (should be a ready Google though) to ring me.

[badcop]

not my story but a kid in my grade went to a basketball game with a bunch of hamsters in his pocket and let them loose in the school.  the janitor found them over a period of a few days and brought them to the biology room where they lived there for a few weeks.  The kid had the balls to go to the teacher and ask for his hamsters back....


another kid took a **** in his hand and smeared it all over the 1 week old new imac g4s screen but i think he had mental issues...

[romevi]

not my story but a kid in my grade went to a basketball game with a bunch of hamsters in his pocket and let them loose in the school.  the janitor found them over a period of a few days and brought them to the biology room where they lived there for a few weeks.  The kid had the balls to go to the teacher and ask for his hamsters back....


another kid took a **** in his hand and smeared it all over the 1 week old new imac g4s screen but i think he had mental issues...

lol

[henz]

dat necro lal

[rowdy]

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[xtrafrood]

necro supreme

[fohat.digs]

Thread started 5 days after Rowdy joined.

Holy crap! Rowdy joined on my 60th birthday!

And he now has 20K posts?

[vivalarevolución]

Who finds this stuff?

[heedpantsnow]

I found this thread in my basement...

[rowdy]

Thread started 5 days after Rowdy joined.

Holy crap! Rowdy joined on my 60th birthday!

And he now has 20K posts?

A belated happy 60th to you, sir