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Offline The_Ed

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My dad found some stuff while cleaning his apartment
« on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 21:58:19 »


I don't even remember doing it!... But it still sounds like me... In biology class no less... So technically I was "on-topic"...

He also found $850 worth of credits. The only reason he's cleaning at all is because of the inspection tomorrow.

Who else has any cleaning stories?
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« Reply #1 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:02:24 »
Lol...get that framed
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« Reply #2 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:04:39 »
I have a framed piece of pipe that the janitor gave me after cutting my finger out of it. What kind of janitor frames stuff for you? He even put a piece of wood dowel inside so I couldn't do it again... I gotta go find that thing now...
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« Reply #3 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:08:01 »
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« Reply #4 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:13:24 »
little did your teacher know, you made that girl's night.
and I'm the dirtiest thing in sight, matter of fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight.

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« Reply #5 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:16:43 »
Both me and my dad seem to remember something about 2 girls pretending to hump each other. And I guess I said something frowned upon... Hard to believe, I know...
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« Reply #6 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:21:07 »
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Both me and my dad seem to remember something about 2 girls pretending to hump each other. And I guess I said something frowned upon... Hard to believe, I know...

Was there 1 cup involved?

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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 19 June 2012, 22:56:13 »
Had you just watched A Requiem for a dream?
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« Reply #8 on: Wed, 20 June 2012, 10:59:20 »
I'm sure we've burned any evidence of my younger years...
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« Reply #9 on: Thu, 21 June 2012, 23:23:36 »
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Was there 1 cup involved?

And then someone framed the cup.

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« Reply #10 on: Fri, 22 June 2012, 08:28:10 »
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Had you just watched A Requiem for a dream?

ass2ass!  that would have been an interesting conversation though... was it a situation where  a teacher overheard you, or did this girl rat on you?  $850 of what kind of credits?

my parents have a few boxes of my old crap, but i know there's nothing that entertaining in them.
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« Reply #11 on: Fri, 22 June 2012, 09:52:11 »
I don't remember anything but that it was in biology and 2 girls were pretending to hump each other... I wish I could remember what I said... I bet it was hilarious...

I can't find the plaque with the pipe...

$800 apartment credit, $50 card.

My school records have things that would SHOCK you to the point that you would say I'm lying. Some of the things I did do, and some of the things I didn't do. The things I didn't do people made up - but because it was believable from the things I did do they would take their word... The bastards had themselves a nice game of "make up the most elaborate hoax to get me in trouble"... The police know me by name...

My dad would have a hard time in the parent meetings. He had to keep himself from laughing at the things that I said. Funny is funny, but not to teachers and especially principals... My mom didn't think they were funny either...

I only opened 1 envelope and got that surprise. I wonder how many other envelopes got thrown out with better ones.

And yes, it was me who pissed in the garbage cans in "that" room. They could never prove it was me. I did that for weeks (if not months).
« Last Edit: Fri, 22 June 2012, 09:56:32 by The_Ed »
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