Things you hate

[MMB]

people that open doors with paper towels

Why?

Because he would rather touch his hands on a surface that has touched many peoples 'junk'.

[whiskerBox]

people that open doors with paper towels

Why?

Because he would rather touch his hands on a surface that has touched many peoples 'junk'.

I dunno know what it is about that bugs me. Maybe its that everyone that does it looks like they have a pillow stuffed in their dockers

[The_Beast]

people that open doors with paper towels

Why?

Because he would rather touch his hands on a surface that has touched many peoples 'junk'.

I gottcha, he's one of those pervs


bet he smells his hands a lot too

[whiskerBox]

[SmallFry]

He-----nah!

[noisyturtle]

Here are a few things I hate. There are many many more, these are just a few.
Beats by Dre

Hipsters

Apple(mostly for their scummy business practices)

Mosquitoes and other flying insects

My Little Pony(the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet. No, I am not interested, please stop polluting forums with topic derailing pony pictures. Yes I realize no means yes to you people.)

[Halverson]

I probably hate a lot of things. But currently the biggest.
People who complain about dirty dishes, yet cannot actually clean them properly. Hate constantly grabbing a plates and its coated in grease or some ****.

[mmmty]

Cats

[SmallFry]

Agreed. DOGS FTW!

[Input Nirvana]

Don't talk about speeding unless you are in my league:
Got popped at 155mph on radar... my Mazda Racing Division RX-7 speedo was maxed at 140, so maybe I was going that fast. Sure felt like it. Late for a Valentines date.

That was about 3-4 months after I was acting like a bullet and blew 2 tires after about 5 mins at 140+. No ticket but just as expensive. Then I purchased the highest rated Z tires for my ticket.

I went that fast on a Yamaha V-Max. Much, much more exciting.

The fastest I go now is to get away from clingy girls. Don't be fooled, that's pretty darn quick too.

Now I mostly get popped for not wearing safety belts....4 times so far. $100, $200, $400, and finally the latest one was $800. They win.

Got Hit For 155 And Threatened With Evasion In My Srt4
Next Day Hit For 100 In Same Car

worst Thing For Me NOw Is Inspection And Insurance Tickets. I Forget Both A Lot.

I <3 U

[tjcaustin]

Don't talk about speeding unless you are in my league:
Got popped at 155mph on radar... my Mazda Racing Division RX-7 speedo was maxed at 140, so maybe I was going that fast. Sure felt like it. Late for a Valentines date.

That was about 3-4 months after I was acting like a bullet and blew 2 tires after about 5 mins at 140+. No ticket but just as expensive. Then I purchased the highest rated Z tires for my ticket.

I went that fast on a Yamaha V-Max. Much, much more exciting.

The fastest I go now is to get away from clingy girls. Don't be fooled, that's pretty darn quick too.

Now I mostly get popped for not wearing safety belts....4 times so far. $100, $200, $400, and finally the latest one was $800. They win.

Got Hit For 155 And Threatened With Evasion In My Srt4
Next Day Hit For 100 In Same Car

worst Thing For Me NOw Is Inspection And Insurance Tickets. I Forget Both A Lot.

I <3 U

Aw shucks, I bet you say that to all the turbocharged speed demons. 

But those are part of why I can't daily my Z.  I'm addicted to turbo noises.

[Input Nirvana]

Don't talk about speeding unless you are in my league:
Got popped at 155mph on radar... my Mazda Racing Division RX-7 speedo was maxed at 140, so maybe I was going that fast. Sure felt like it. Late for a Valentines date.

That was about 3-4 months after I was acting like a bullet and blew 2 tires after about 5 mins at 140+. No ticket but just as expensive. Then I purchased the highest rated Z tires for my ticket.

I went that fast on a Yamaha V-Max. Much, much more exciting.

The fastest I go now is to get away from clingy girls. Don't be fooled, that's pretty darn quick too.

Now I mostly get popped for not wearing safety belts....4 times so far. $100, $200, $400, and finally the latest one was $800. They win.

Got Hit For 155 And Threatened With Evasion In My Srt4
Next Day Hit For 100 In Same Car

worst Thing For Me NOw Is Inspection And Insurance Tickets. I Forget Both A Lot.

I <3 U

Aw shucks, I bet you say that to all the turbocharged speed demons. 

But those are part of why I can't daily my Z.  I'm addicted to turbo noises.

How did you know I say that? What are you, an attorney?
Who isn't addicted to the spool up and scream?

[Input Nirvana]

HATE:
I paid for my VERY FIRST iPhone app $2 to record a phone convo with a known douche (supplier) that owed me $1,135 and was slow to pay. He's known for blowing his cork and saying things people shouldn't. I'm known for blowing up and smashing things when I get pushed too far, especially people. So I called the general contractor to inform that I had not been paid. They called the supplier, and I got the check 48 hours later.

Never got to call the douche. I want my $2 back. And the app works like ****.

[tjcaustin]

Don't talk about speeding unless you are in my league:
Got popped at 155mph on radar... my Mazda Racing Division RX-7 speedo was maxed at 140, so maybe I was going that fast. Sure felt like it. Late for a Valentines date.

That was about 3-4 months after I was acting like a bullet and blew 2 tires after about 5 mins at 140+. No ticket but just as expensive. Then I purchased the highest rated Z tires for my ticket.

I went that fast on a Yamaha V-Max. Much, much more exciting.

The fastest I go now is to get away from clingy girls. Don't be fooled, that's pretty darn quick too.

Now I mostly get popped for not wearing safety belts....4 times so far. $100, $200, $400, and finally the latest one was $800. They win.

Got Hit For 155 And Threatened With Evasion In My Srt4
Next Day Hit For 100 In Same Car

worst Thing For Me NOw Is Inspection And Insurance Tickets. I Forget Both A Lot.

I <3 U

Aw shucks, I bet you say that to all the turbocharged speed demons. 

But those are part of why I can't daily my Z.  I'm addicted to turbo noises.

How did you know I say that? What are you, an attorney?
Who isn't addicted to the spool up and scream?

I'm better than an attorney, I'm some tv show thing that's better than an attorney at attorney things!
My roommate.  He prefers supercharger noises.  He's dumb.

[tjcaustin]

Back to hates:

I hate most primetime TV.  It's stupid.
I also hate most buddy or awkward guys shows, Workaholics being the worst offender (especially season 2/3).  I can't fathom never growing out of that phase of mental life.

[Input Nirvana]

Don't talk about speeding unless you are in my league:
Got popped at 155mph on radar... my Mazda Racing Division RX-7 speedo was maxed at 140, so maybe I was going that fast. Sure felt like it. Late for a Valentines date.

That was about 3-4 months after I was acting like a bullet and blew 2 tires after about 5 mins at 140+. No ticket but just as expensive. Then I purchased the highest rated Z tires for my ticket.

I went that fast on a Yamaha V-Max. Much, much more exciting.

The fastest I go now is to get away from clingy girls. Don't be fooled, that's pretty darn quick too.

Now I mostly get popped for not wearing safety belts....4 times so far. $100, $200, $400, and finally the latest one was $800. They win.

Got Hit For 155 And Threatened With Evasion In My Srt4
Next Day Hit For 100 In Same Car

worst Thing For Me NOw Is Inspection And Insurance Tickets. I Forget Both A Lot.

I <3 U

Aw shucks, I bet you say that to all the turbocharged speed demons. 

But those are part of why I can't daily my Z.  I'm addicted to turbo noises.

How did you know I say that? What are you, an attorney?
Who isn't addicted to the spool up and scream?

I'm better than an attorney, I'm some tv show thing that's better than an attorney at attorney things!
My roommate.  He prefers supercharger noises.  He's dumb.

I do like the sound of the blower.
Ooooooops. There went an IQ point.

[tjcaustin]

Oh, the blower makes a wonderful sound.  But a turbo is better.  Especially two of them.

[Input Nirvana]

Oh, the blower makes a wonderful sound.  But a turbo is better.  Especially two of them.

Don't turn my words around.
Twin turbos spooling up are the best.

[tjcaustin]

I had to celebrate my 800th post with turbo noises, but youtube made me sad.

(I wonder if I could, without crazy spamming, hit 1k before end of the month)

[Input Nirvana]

I had to celebrate my 800th post with turbo noises, but youtube made me sad.

(I wonder if I could, without crazy spamming, hit 1k before end of the month)

Quality brother, not quantity.

It's not like we're talking beers and girls.

Then that's totally different.

[tjcaustin]

But this is a things we hate thread so we mustn't shift the discussion to beer and girls.

Hm.

I hate:
Pseudo-nerds, the ones that are nerds because it's cool now, not because they like things that are associated with nerds. Teehee, I'm such a nerd, I did my homework and I know how to touch type.
geeks are sexy and I ****ing love science for the same reasons.
This could be covered under pseudo-nerds, but I hate ricers, anti-ricers and all the other poser outliers that stick **** on their car because people poured blood, sweat and tears into making awesome performance vehicles and these ****nuggets think that $50 at autozone is the same thing but smarter yo cause yo I only spent $50 bucks on my exhaust tip and it sounds exactly the same as your $1000 hand welded, mandrel bent aluminum/titanium exhaust.  Newsflash, chodebreath, it doesn't and you're not smart or cool either.

[noisyturtle]

Oh, the blower makes a wonderful sound.  But a turbo is better.  Especially two of them.

Ever listen to a turbine engine car 'revving?' Man I wish they still made those.
edit: Tried to find a decent video, but they all sound like vacuum cleaners. I assure you they sound very different in person.

[tjcaustin]

Turbines are nice, too.  I've seen/heard a turbine powered motorcycle.

[ekw808]

It really grinds my gears when my 2-ply toilet paper is not correctly lined up causing it to unravel every god dam time.

[Findecanor]

I hate tobacco smoking, and tobacco smokers attitude in that they think that it would be their god-given right to pollute the air everywhere. Tobacco is turning people into douche-bags.

[kurplop]

It really grinds my gears when my 2-ply toilet paper is not correctly lined up causing it to unravel every god dam time.

I think I know what you mean, but isn't that caused by having one ply on the inside when it should be on the outside of the roll?  If so, a quick separation of the outside ply one rotation should solve the problem.

[tjcaustin]

I think it's safe to say I hate douchebags.  Not the actual item, as that provides a clearly beneficial use, but people that would be better off doing that duty as a living.

[MMB]

Bags of Douche?

[Alessandro]

Bags of Douche?

Sure! It translates to bags of shower! W00P!

[tjcaustin]

That's hot water from the sun, so you know it's good.

[Halverson]

I hate tobacco smoking, and tobacco smokers attitude in that they think that it would be their god-given right to pollute the air everywhere. Tobacco is turning people into douche-bags.

Are you saying smoking in a public populated area is being a douche? Or literally, anytime someone has a smoke they are a douche for thinking it's alright to smoke?

[tjcaustin]

There should be a things you love thread, so I can proclaim my love of pink ladies.

Pink lady apples that is.

[moonprismpwr]

Ex girlfriends.

[Goliath]

I hate when people chew gum with their mouths open. lol

[TheQsanity]

kids on sc2 on the weekends.

[SmallFry]

Ex girlfriends.

You have Ex-Girlfriends?

[TheQsanity]

Ex girlfriends.

You have Ex-Girlfriends?

 You have Ex-Girlfriends?

fixed! there Just for you NATEDAWWGGG

[SmallFry]

? You forgot to add some text there.

Back on topic...
I hate spam posters. (see above)

Just kidding!

[SmallFry]

Ex girlfriends.

You have Ex-Girlfriends?

 You have Ex-Girlfriends?

fixed! there Just for you NATEDAWWGGG

HAH!

[moonprismpwr]

Ex girlfriends.

You have Ex-Girlfriends?

 You have Ex-Girlfriends?

fixed! there Just for you NATEDAWWGGG

HAH!

xD LOL! Well yes. But mine aren't fat *****es -_-;

[TheQsanity]

Ex girlfriends.

You have Ex-Girlfriends?

 You have Ex-Girlfriends?

fixed! there Just for you NATEDAWWGGG

HAH!

xD LOL! Well yes. But mine aren't fat *****es -_-;

Like girl, girlfriends? or like friend, girlfrends? hahah

[Input Nirvana]

Ex girlfriends.

EGGZ-actly!!!

[Halverson]

I hate bread clips. No one leaves them on the bags....AND THEY END UP EVERYWHERE!!

[TheQsanity]

I hate haters. No one should hate anything.

[Halverson]

I hate haters. No one should hate anything.

I hate people that hate people that hate!

[tp4tissue]

I hate REALITY... can't wait for the Matrix!!!

[sth]

you guys all need a hug or something

[TheQsanity]

you guys all need a hug or something

I hate hugs.

[rayuki]

I got my first ever speeding ticket today. So yeah, that's currently atop my list of things I hate.

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on that note, i hate SPEED LIMITS.

or people that think the speed limit is a guide. DO EXACTLY THAT SPEED OR A BIT FASTER OR FEEL MY ROAD RAGE, DON'T GO SLOWER AROUND CORNERS EITHER.

[kurplop]

'Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?'   -George Carlin