Best keyboard in the universe of all time

[SkyCorrigan]

You know the drill...

[MY]

Cherry G81. /thread

[Photoelectric]

Cherry G81. /thread

Oh no you didn't!

[MY]

This thread is over. Please leave...

[tjcaustin]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

[MY]

Who are you? And ML sucks...

[MKULTRA]

Qsenn DT35 modded to MY

[MY]

.

[rowdy]

Moose.

[esoomenona]

tj, ML isn't even a funny thing to joke about...

[tjcaustin]

tj, ML isn't even a funny thing to joke about...

But think of how low the profile is, bromoose.

Who are you? And ML sucks...

Clearly, I'm King Klaxon, King of all Sirens and Custom Cables.

And 'lo, you have determined your fate, MY.  And that is trial by fire.

* tjcaustin sets G81-7000 on fire as proxy

[rootwyrm]

*just pounds this thread into the ground with a 1988 Model M*

[Reomero]

Razer Arctosa

[SkyCorrigan]

I win

[Parak]

[SkyCorrigan]

I win

[morpheus]

[berserkfan]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

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[morpheus]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

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It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

[oTurtlez]

MY Beat me to it but G81-3000.

[phx]

[SeriouSSpotS]

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^ Winner ^-^

[BlueBär]

That microphone holder looks... strange.

[naokira]

That microphone holder looks... strange.

Looks like ah miami dildo. GG WP GO NEXT.

[daerid]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

Show Image

It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

How the **** do they justify $600 for that ****...

[Thimplum]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

Show Image

It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

How the **** do they justify $600 for that ****...

My thoughts exactly. It should cost about 5 bucks. Ok, maybe 10.

[Thimplum]

I count 22 keys on that 'keyboard'. So why does it cost 50 times as much as a standard rubberdome?

[CommunistWitchDr]

That microphone holder looks... strange.

Looks like ah miami dildo. GG WP GO NEXT.
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I smell a group buy coming

[CPTBadAss]

Filco SMK-8851 aka Dinokidz. It has Alps switches in it too. Picture borrowed from The Girlshark.

[Lupizza]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

What the **** did you just ****ing say, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

[CommunistWitchDr]

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Filco SMK-8851 aka Dinokidz. It has Alps switches in it too. Picture borrowed from The Girlshark.

I want it

[dreamingftw]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

What the **** did you just ****ing say, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

TL,DR

[Halvar]

[Thimplum]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

What the **** did you just ****ing say, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

cool story bro

[SpAmRaY]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

What the **** did you just ****ing say, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

They have seals in sweden, thats cool.

[Yzeets]

I want the caps from that dino keyboard

[SkyCorrigan2]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

What the **** did you just ****ing say, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

I could take you. You're a b****.

[morpheus]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

Show Image

It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

How the **** do they justify $600 for that ****...

I don't know, but I imagine, they designed it primarily for disabled people with one arm, but then realized they could make it for a larger market.

[Thimplum]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

Show Image

It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

How the **** do they justify $600 for that ****...

I don't know, but I imagine, they designed it primarily for disabled people with one arm, but then realized they could make it for a larger market.

Soooo..... why, exactly, does it cost 50 times a standard rubberdome?

[MKULTRA]

I disagree tremendously

Obv it's a blackwidow ultimate modded with ML switches.

Come at me, bro.

What the **** did you just ****ing say, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Doesn't even fit the context of this thread.

[Techno Trousers]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

Show Image

It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

How the **** do they justify $600 for that ****...

I don't know, but I imagine, they designed it primarily for disabled people with one arm, but then realized they could make it for a larger market.

Soooo..... why, exactly, does it cost 50 times a standard rubberdome?

It's for people with one arm, so naturally it costs an arm and a leg.

I'm here all week folks, try the veal!

[Leslieann]

*just pounds this thread into the ground with a 1988 Model M*

Agreed, hard to argue with a part that's older than most people on this forum.

[Sifo]

DT-35

[MKULTRA]

DT-35

Modded to MY

[morpheus]

Morpheus, is this a real keyboard, or are you just producing something from a theatrical prop used in the matrix? How is it usable?

Show Image

It's very real. Matias makes and sells it on their website here:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/

Here's an online demo:

http://matias.ca/halfkeyboard/demo/

How the **** do they justify $600 for that ****...

I don't know, but I imagine, they designed it primarily for disabled people with one arm, but then realized they could make it for a larger market.

Soooo..... why, exactly, does it cost 50 times a standard rubberdome?

It's for people with one arm, so naturally it costs an arm and a leg.

I'm here all week folks, try the veal!

 :))

[Thimplum]

*just pounds this thread into the ground with a 1988 Model M*

Agreed, hard to argue with a part that's older than most people on this forum.

Me included...