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Offline wellington1869

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« on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 00:31:26 »
Look! "Dont rub bum on keyboard".
Ah, sage advice we can all live by.


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Offline wheel83

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« Reply #1 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 01:29:16 »
lol lol
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Offline FKSSR

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« Reply #2 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:19:15 »
uh...  I'm hoping that is a joke sticker...

If not, it's just another example of how companies treat consumers like they are mindless sheep, turning them into mindless sheep, requiring them to treat them like mindless sheep...  Yeah, it's a "chicken-egg situation." :)
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Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #3 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:28:12 »
Oh, I thought it was a warning for me to stop typing out of my a*s.


Offline hotswank

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« Reply #4 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:28:55 »
Wrong. It means: Don't crap on keyboard.

Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #5 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 07:32:48 »
But what if you 'board is already a piece of crap?  I mean, I have had a few keyboards that deserved it.


Offline wellington1869

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« Reply #6 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 10:13:19 »
lol ;)

(its a real sticker ;)  Its on my keyboard drawer)

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Offline bhtooefr

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« Reply #7 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 10:30:56 »
I don't wipe with toilet paper.

I wipe with Virtually Indestructible Keyboards.
want mature keyboard discussion? try deskthority.

Online eugenius

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« Reply #8 on: Fri, 06 March 2009, 14:14:31 »
Try sitting on it, then see what it wrote ... :)
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Offline pex

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« Reply #9 on: Sat, 07 March 2009, 17:47:33 »
Quote from: FKSSR;23698
uh...  I'm hoping that is a joke sticker...

If not, it's just another example of how companies treat consumers like they are mindless sheep, turning them into mindless sheep, requiring them to treat them like mindless sheep...  Yeah, it's a "chicken-egg situation." :)


Are you sure?  Don't you want a space age filing cabinet with a rollout shelf that might provide an extra seat for support staff during a last-minute meeting with execs of a company who are interested in a multi-million-dollar merger with yours?  For idealists, maybe that day has already come or will soon, and this is simply the sign of the inferior product!

On the other hand, it could just be a sign that the keyboard does not support n-key rollover, which could be proven quickly and easily by sitting on it (probably tested in full, as a matter of fact.  I always advocated fists for the test, but getting cheeky is clearly superior.)
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Offline D-EJ915

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« Reply #10 on: Sat, 07 March 2009, 20:24:04 »
actually it kinda looks like a robot holding a tray of food and smashing it into somebody's butt