Author Topic: Keyboard Erotica (Read 6928 times)

Novus · « **on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:16:24 »

Let's assume for the sake of assuming that you've been attached to a special project to write, produce and direct some sort of keyboard paraphilia. You have full discretion over the project and you may include any graphic depiction or explicit scenes at your choosing.

Which keyboards would you cast and what sort of scene would you do?
It goes without saying that only keyboards and/or numberpads are allowed to be involved.

Personally I might go with a Realforce and HKKB.
Can you just imagine what'll happen when the plate mounted meets the case mounted goodness.

paicrai · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:29:58 »

two hhkbs touching clacks

yolo

hwood34 · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29 »

40% on model f bigfoot

Photekq · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:33:05 »

All the keyboards here.

paicrai · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:36:55 »

Quote from: Photekq on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:33:05

All the keyboards here.

are you allowed to link to porn on gh

Vibex · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29

40% on model f bigfoot

Literally just about to type this.

fohat.digs · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:38:39 »

Didn't Ripster do this thread 4-5 years ago?

hwood34 · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47 »

Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this.

great minds think alike

Novus · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47

Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this.
great minds think alike

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?

hwood34 · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this.
great minds think alike

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?

Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Vibex · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:17 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this.
great minds think alike

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?

That or just grab any board with a 10 unit space bar. That **** is hot!

)

Novus · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:25 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this.
great minds think alike

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Could have like two keyboards swapping their inverted spacebars.
OR two keyboards with inverted spacebars ganging up on a new keyboard with proper spacebar orientation.

hwood34 · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:47:37 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:25

Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this.
great minds think alike

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Could have like two keyboards swapping their inverted spacebars.
OR two keyboards with inverted spacebars ganging up on a new keyboard with proper spacebar orientation.

maybe some coiled cable bondage

Novus · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:48:00 »

Could also be the spacebar police taking an inverted spacebar to jail.

hwood34 · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:49:32 »

Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:48:00

Could also be the spacebar police taking an inverted spacebar to jail.

model f spacebar=og mudbone of keyboards

paicrai · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:08:54 »

i couldn't sleep

help

Novus · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:15:55 »

paicrai · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:16:50 »

it's perfect

noisyturtle · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56 »

Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

tinlong117 · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:02:28 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56

Someone posted pics of their busty exgirlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

FTFY

Binge · « **Reply #20 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:06:08 »

gif showing lady hand slipping a USB mini end into da keyboard jack and the keyboard lighting up.

rowdy · « **Reply #21 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56

Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

noisyturtle · « **Reply #22 on:** Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:37:05 »

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

rowdy · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:27:40 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:37:05

Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?

noisyturtle · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:35:06 »

Quote from: rowdy on Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:27:40

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:37:05
Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?

there it is

Novus · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 23 May 2014, 18:52:48 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:35:06

Quote from: rowdy on Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:27:40
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:37:05
Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?

there it is

ohhh I vaguely remember this.

rowdy · « **Reply #26 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:22:56 »

And of course DanGWanG's yellow fever thread ...

Photekq · « **Reply #27 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:25:17 »

Quote from: rowdy on Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:27:40

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=33039.msg755954#msg755954

?

Thin ABS keycaps.. 2/10 is the best I can do.

rowdy · « **Reply #28 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:19:35 »

Almost keyboard, but ...

Novus · « **Reply #29 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 18:56:11 »

Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:19:35

Almost keyboard, but ...

(Attachment Link)

I live in silicon valley and I haven't seen anybody wear that.
the bay is so over rated.
$:-\$

katushkin · « **Reply #30 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:19:44 »

Erm...

Wat

paicrai · « **Reply #31 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:43:12 »

NakedElephant · « **Reply #32 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:45:32 »

sigh
y'a'll should be very ashamed of yourselves.

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #33 on:** Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:36:57 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:45:32

sigh
y'a'll should be very ashamed of yourselves.

shut yo mouf

katushkin · « **Reply #34 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:09:35 »

I need to get my SO to do that...

But that is the furthest I will go.

rowdy · « **Reply #35 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:13:52 »

Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:09:35

I need to get my SO to do that...

But that is the furthest I will go.

You mean like not taking pictures of it and posting them in a public forum on the internet?

katushkin · « **Reply #36 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:20:01 »

Yeahhh... That's probably not a *great* idea.

Although keeping it to myself might be weird too.

I dunno.

NakedElephant · « **Reply #37 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48 »

Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?

Photekq · « **Reply #38 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:28:03 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48

Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?

Wait you actually took any of these posts seriously? You actually thought anyone here introduced keyboards into their sex lives? If so, you're either a fool or a troll. This is a joke thread. Nothing more.

NakedElephant · « **Reply #39 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:30:50 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:28:03

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
Wait you actually took any of these posts seriously? You actually thought anyone here introduced keyboards into their sex lives? If so, you're either a fool or a troll. This is a joke thread. Nothing more.

whatever helps you sleep at night.

Photekq · « **Reply #40 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:42:45 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:30:50

whatever helps you sleep at night.

Yeah. You're a fool.

rowdy · « **Reply #41 on:** Sun, 25 May 2014, 01:41:51 »

Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48

Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?

Cross-reference to this thread.

hashbaz · « **Reply #42 on:** Tue, 27 May 2014, 00:07:42 »

Thank you come again!

no pun intended

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Author Topic: Keyboard Erotica (Read 6928 times)