You find yourself on an internet forum. Threads surround you on all sides, pressing in on you as if demanding to be read. Group buys appear to the west, off in the distance. You feel an itching sensation in your wallet. There is a reply button here.
> reply
I don't know how to do that
> click reply button
A text field appears
> type
What do you want to type?
> troll thread
You attempt to rustle jimmies by spamming pictures of VT220 terminals combined with baseless assertions, and unsolicited advice.
mod edit: You have been eaten by a grue