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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 00:05:58 »
http://fimby.tougas.net/what-ants-eat

Seems to imply that they do.
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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 00:08:20 »
Well then the ants in my garden suck, they won't eat it.

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 00:18:23 »
Well then the ants in my garden suck, they won't eat it.
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...why are you feeding the ants in your garden coconut?
If today had been a hippo, then you'd really have to worry about tomorrow.

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 00:28:50 »
Well then the ants in my garden suck, they won't eat it.
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...why are you feeding the ants in your garden coconut?

ants are good for the garden soil.

so I've been disposing many compost-able materials in this way.. 

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 00:29:10 »
Well then the ants in my garden suck, they won't eat it.
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...why are you feeding the ants in your garden coconut?

Could be part of the "Tp4 getting back to nature" series?
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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 00:36:34 »
Well then the ants in my garden suck, they won't eat it.
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...why are you feeding the ants in your garden coconut?

Could be part of the "Tp4 getting back to nature" series?


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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 13:27:26 »
I've seen ants eat coconut.

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 14:28:30 »
They always go for my chocolate instead of my coconut...

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:35:25 »
Coconut improves the taste of your semen. Maybe he wants the ants to have good tasting semen?

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:41:53 »
Coconut improves the taste of your semen. Maybe he wants the ants to have good tasting semen?

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:48:31 »
Coconut improves the taste of your semen. Maybe he wants the ants to have good tasting semen?

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ROFL

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:50:27 »
Coconut improves the taste of your semen. Maybe he wants the ants to have good tasting semen?

NoisyTurtle :: Expert semen taste tester

ROFL

Professional sample provider. Coconut, pineapple, sugary fruits and foods, celery, lemons, limes, minty flavors, and herbal teas all improve the taste according to the numerous people I have accosted on the bus and subway.
Things to avoid: red meats, chocolate, alcohol, garlic, onions, cigarettes and tobacco, seafood, and dairy




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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:55:05 »
Maybe he wants the ants to have good tasting semen?
But ant colonies are all female with the exception of the drones that impregnate the queen.
Not really a whole lot of semen tasting going on.
If today had been a hippo, then you'd really have to worry about tomorrow.

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:57:04 »
Maybe he wants the ants to have good tasting semen?
But ant colonies are all female with the exception of the drones that impregnate the queen.
Not really a whole lot of semen tasting going on.

Exactly why there would be a huge demand!

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Re: How come ants don't eat coconut ?
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 29 July 2014, 18:58:17 »
I'm not sure this is heading in a good direction..