You guys ever Eat...

[tp4tissue]

4 bars of chocolate because they're about to expire..

and then

[noisyturtle]

Have you never heard of the Milky Way Challenge?

[rowdy]

My chocolate rarely, if ever, sits around until it expires.

[Findecanor]

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

[C5Allroad]

Have you never heard of the Milky Way Challenge?

What about the Nuttella Challenge?

You know what kind of chocolate tastes amazing? Dark chocolate in blocks from Whole Foods. They're like 3in by 5in.

[dustinhxc]

I once won a 5lb. Hershey bar from a coloring contest when I was a kid. Damn that was the best. Broke chunks off with a hammer every day. Mmm

[rowdy]

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Each?

[Lain1911]

I'm trying to remember the last time I had chocolate. I think it's been years.

[tp4tissue]

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Each?

hahahahahahha

[Findecanor]

One Christmas when I was a teenager and sad, I ate three boxes of chocolate: one kilogram.

Each?

No no, total. One 500g and two 250g boxes of the same brand, eaten during two days.
Still not my proudest moment ...

[SpAmRaY]

I ate an entire box of samoas all in one go back when we had girl scout cookies.

[hwood34]

I ate an entire box of samoas all in one go back when we had girl scout cookies.

so damn good though. seriously I don't get what all the hype around thin mints are, samoas beat em by a mile

[HoffmanMyster]

I ate an entire box of samoas all in one go back when we had girl scout cookies.

Caramel deLites >> Samoas

 

Also, is it not common to eat an entire box of every GS cookie?  That's pretty much standard for me. 

[The Mad Professor]

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

[tp4tissue]

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

[dustinhxc]

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... SERIOUSLY.. My favorite..

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[noisyturtle]

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Gummi bears are notorious laxatives, especially the sugar-free ones. They will liquefy your innards and annihilate your sphincter for days.

[The Mad Professor]

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Gummi bears are notorious laxatives, especially the sugar-free ones. They will liquefy your innards and annihilate your sphincter for days.

Actually, it's just the sugar free ones due to them using sugar alcohols as a sweetner. Despite the name, sugar alcohol is neither sugar nor alcohol. They are called that because the chemical structure is similar to sugar and alcohol, but it only has half the calories of regular sweetners. The reduced calorie count comes from the fact that they’re incompletely absorbed. Incomplete absorption is also the cause of their diarrheal effects. Like fiber, they pull fluid into the colon, diluting the stool and causing watery diarrhea.

[noisyturtle]

I once ate two 5lb bags of gummi bears during a movie marathon.

I swear, I was ****ting in Technicolor for a week.

I'm surprised you were able to p00 at all having eaten that..

Gummi bears are notorious laxatives, especially the sugar-free ones. They will liquefy your innards and annihilate your sphincter for days.

Actually, it's just the sugar free ones due to them using sugar alcohols as a sweetner. Despite the name, sugar alcohol is neither sugar nor alcohol. They are called that because the chemical structure is similar to sugar and alcohol, but it only has half the calories of regular sweetners. The reduced calorie count comes from the fact that they’re incompletely absorbed. Incomplete absorption is also the cause of their diarrheal effects. Like fiber, they pull fluid into the colon, diluting the stool and causing watery diarrhea.

A surprisingly good explanation, here have an upvote.
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[bazh]

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

[HipsterPunks]

Ate an entire box of those cream filled oatmeal cookie pie things when i was younger. My mom threatend to lock the fridge on me

[sobe]

No mention of Ferrero Rocher? lol, so amazing

[bazh]

No mention of Ferrero Rocher? lol, so amazing

Just eaten 2 packs of 4 of those yesterday

[Lanx]

my wife works in the industry, suffice it to say, we give away about 100lbs of chocolate (that they give to her to give to others) yearly, and i'm pretty much over eating chocolate, except when she brings home the "experimental" or "new product" i'll be like, yea lets give that a shot.

the biggest chocolate eater was my dog. he was a 50lb chow and he grew up with pounds of chocolate just sitting right next to him, honestly theres like 20-30lbs of chocolate just sitting in the living at times. never ate any of it, ever.

until one time.

my wife got these russian chocolates

and you know russians, they'll even put vodka in chocolates!

for some reason he took to it like a kitty to catnip, came home and dog looked really funny looking. didn't know he went through the russian chocolates till later. he was ok by the next day.

[tp4tissue]

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

[bazh]

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

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*ignore* *continue to eat flans*






*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'* :blank:

[tp4tissue]

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

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*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

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*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'*

I was at a my aunts tea place once.. they had store made eggtarts..

I thought I could out eat my skinny cousin.. turns out.. she could put down 32 eggtarts,  I was already going into a coma @ 17...  Apparently she's been eating left over eggtarts since childhood, and has developed an immunity to sugar comas..  that or she's diabetic,  IDK, either way.. I lost..

[bazh]

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

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*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

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*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'*

I was at a my aunts tea place once.. they had store made eggtarts..

I thought I could out eat my skinny cousin.. turns out.. she could put down 32 eggtarts,  I was already going into a coma @ 17...  Apparently she's been eating left over eggtarts since childhood, and has developed an immunity to sugar comas..  that or she's diabetic,  IDK, either way.. I lost..

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bet you haven't heard of the "eat dirty, longer live" saying of Vietnam

[tp4tissue]

I've been fat once.


I lied!!!

Because ...  STILL FAT... 

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*ignore* *continue to eat flans*

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*and then I realize I misread this thread to 'you guys ever fat...'*

I was at a my aunts tea place once.. they had store made eggtarts..

I thought I could out eat my skinny cousin.. turns out.. she could put down 32 eggtarts,  I was already going into a coma @ 17...  Apparently she's been eating left over eggtarts since childhood, and has developed an immunity to sugar comas..  that or she's diabetic,  IDK, either way.. I lost..

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bet you haven't heard of the "eat dirty, longer live" saying of Vietnam

We got that in China..

不干不净吃了没病

Literal:

Wet and Unclean, without sickness when eaten..

Fixed:

Eating dirty food keeps the doctor away...

[paicrai]

nah, never eat
what's eating? what's this food you speak of
what is this **** you guys are talking about

[HoffmanMyster]

****

No no no, that's something entirely different.

[tp4tissue]

****

No no no, that's something entirely different.

and please people..  don't eat that... please...