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Offline Fragil1ty

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Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 13:03:31 »
I know that this may be considered as spam, but in the past 4-6 years that I've been spending a lot of money on computer parts, keyboards, etc, I have never had an item arrive in England this fast before.

I literally bought the the KUL 87 from EK on Friday, it was shipped on Monday and it's already in England, I assume at customs or whatever and it's Wednesday, so that begs the question, do elitekeyboards use demons to power their delivery services? unicorn post perhaps? Like **** son.

I have ordered 2 noppoos from china, 1 kc84 from china, 1 kc84 from mechanicalkeyboards and they all took at least 5-7 days to get to me, even my HHKB Pro 2 from Japan took 5 days to get to me.

WHATS GOING ON?!
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Offline esoomenona

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« Reply #1 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 13:13:42 »
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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 13:14:54 »
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Offline demik

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 13:47:47 »
They are of the lesser race. Hope it doesnt get rekt.
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Offline iri

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 14:16:58 »
lesser race? oompa-loompas?

Quote from: Fragil1ty on Wed, 01 October 2014, 13:03:31
I literally bought the the KUL 87 from EK on Friday
could you have bought it figuratively?
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Offline dustinhxc

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 15:16:33 »
Everytime I've ordered from them the packaging is so damn good! They're really great.
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Offline Hypersphere

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 15:46:51 »
They've been lucky so far to be sure that a fly doesn't get into the transporter with the keyboard.
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Offline Hyde

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 18:20:00 »
I have ordered my Poker 2 through qtan and he shipped it from China and arrived in Canada (other side of globe) 3 days later.

I'd like to think he's powered by magic also.
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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 18:30:49 »
They certainly don't use gnomes.
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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 01 October 2014, 18:33:18 »
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Offline Novus

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Re: Are elitekeyboard couriers powered by Demons?
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 04 October 2014, 01:15:45 »
Chocobo powered obviousky
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