OFFICIAL 2015 GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD THREAD

[demik]

so far its hoffman vs cba but more candidates are encouraged. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.

[CPTBadAss]

I challenge all comers to a debate. And by debate, I mean Pokemon battle.

[HipsterPunks]

i promote any kind of smear campaign to discredit the opposing parties

[BlueNalgene]

I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

[CPTBadAss]

I choose you Hershey chocolate sauce! Use watergun!

* CPTBadAss smears chocolate on HipsterPunks

[HipsterPunks]

CPt. Badass may or may not be involved with gang activities

[tp4tissue]

Tp4 is the most responsible candidate with uncompromisable integrity..

[demik]

i promote any kind of smear campaign to discredit the opposing parties

yes my type of campaign.

I GOT DIRT ON YOU DOGGIE

[tp4tissue]

CPt. Badass may or may not be involved with gang activities

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Cpt is Sifo...  last time I checked  Triad members don't have that type of tatoo..

[tp4tissue]

I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

President of GH is different from   GH PRESIDENT RULER OF THE WORLD

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

Microsoft Windows IS the president.

But I suppose it is election season...

Do we have a user named Mac OS X I can vote for? )

[tp4tissue]

I thought Microsoft Windows was the president of geekhack.

Microsoft Windows IS the president.

But I suppose it is election season...

Do we have a user named Mac OS X I can vote for? )

No, windows 7 is better than osx.

[CPTBadAss]

Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

[Photekq]

epzy4president

[demik]

Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

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you make a good point

[HoffmanMyster]

Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:

• Beer
• Brats
• Cheese
• Dreams
• Happiness
• Hugs
• ICE CREAM
• + more

I'm happy to answer any and all questions that you may have, so fire away!

[demik]

epzy4president

communist gh if epc wins

hoffman stands behind the 3 B's

beers brats and bdreams

[HoffmanMyster]

Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

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SO THAT'S HOW THIS IS GONNA GO, HUH

[BlueNalgene]

Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:

• Beer
• Brats
• Cheese
• Dreams
• Happiness
• Hugs
• ICE CREAM
• + more

I'm happy to answer any and all questions that you may have, so fire away!

What kind of beer?  What kind of ice cream?  It's important.

[tp4tissue]

Hoff hates short people. Look at him smirking as he proves that he's the tallest person.

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The sifo guy's only smiling for fear of being at gun point again so quickly after having just been at gun point as hoff made him buy the beers.

[esoomenona]

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[tp4tissue]

where's the poll.

[HoffmanMyster]

I also offer accidental alphabetized lists, apparently.

[demik]

i nominate moose for VP. behind every man there is a mexican doing the work

[rarar]

I nominate myself.

[esoomenona]

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[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:

• Beer

I'll only accept chocolate stouts...

Or kegs of homebrew. No bottles.

[demik]

I nominate myself.

bro learn how to buy weed first then maybe

[BlueNalgene]

Alright everyone, let's keep this civil.  We all love CBA, including myself, but we don't want to get carried away with this ice cream campaign he's got going.  Just remember, ice cream melts - dreams don't.

Without further ado, let's kick this off.

What I have to offer:

• Beer

I'll only accept chocolate stouts...

Or kegs of homebrew. No bottles.

I only accept bottles of homebrew.  No kegs.  Who will build a platform around my demographic?

[tp4tissue]

I nominate myself.

bro learn how to buy weed first then maybe

y am i not surprised the mexicanos nos all bout this.

[rarar]

I nominate myself.

bro learn how to buy weed first then maybe

lol k.

[CPTBadAss]

Consider this proposition. I don't drink beer. Since I'm not hogging any, my followers will have that much more to drink!

I also offer Jeni's ice cream.

[demik]

i nominate moose for VP. behind every man there is a mexican doing the work

Housekeeping?

somebody has to step in to get assassinated

[esoomenona]

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[HipsterPunks]

dogfighting tisk tisk hoffman

[tp4tissue]

Consider this proposition. I don't drink beer. Since I'm not hogging any, my followers will have that much more to drink!

I also offer Jeni's ice cream.

What are you guys all talking about when you say OFFER .. just a list of things you like?

What are the means of delivery, and do you even have enough for everyone?


All promises and no substance..

[demik]

hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

[HoffmanMyster]

People!  Let's not get carried away with the details of the beer.   

I simply said "beer", I did not specify the delivery method.  You can collect your beer in any container you wish!  I support choice and options.  That's why I have more than one thing to offer, unlike my opponent who is just offering one thing (ice cream).  Don't get me wrong, ice cream is amazing, but a little choice is good too. 

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hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

Benchwarmer

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I will also be bribed by a private trip to the moon.

[HoffmanMyster]

Consider this proposition. I don't drink beer. Since I'm not hogging any, my followers will have that much more to drink!

I also offer Jeni's ice cream.

This is true. I had all the beer last time.

And ICE CREAM? HOFFMAN DOESN'T HAVE ICE CREAM! I'm switching my vote.

I do have ice cream though!

[tjcaustin]

I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon

[tp4tissue]

hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

Benchwarmer

LOL.. Cpt bad ass would certainly make the bench very warm..   Idon't know about bout the captain, or the bad,  but that big butt. is for realzies..

[esoomenona]

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I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon

but do you have ice cream?

[CPTBadAss]

hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

[tjcaustin]

I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon

but do you have ice cream?

I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon

Yes

[tp4tissue]

I find your lack of support for your king concerning.

Food and drink are fleeting, but on top of those pedestrian things, I will offer:

Extended group buy doing, rejuvenating and resqueing
music stuff
headphones
motorcycles
vape gear
mx caps on hhkbs
cables all the colors of the rainbow
I'll make fun of you on command
I'll make fun of someone you want made fun of on command
Lego
Private and public trips to the moon

but do you have ice cream?

Ice cream is honestly overrated...  who's offering lobster..

[esoomenona]

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[demik]

hoffman can be a center if we ever have to settle beef with basketball games. cba what can you bring to the table?

I'm like Ron Artest, I'm good in a brawl. Need an elbow in the ribcage? Illegal screens? I got you....but only on the court. I don't fight IRL.

CBA is there if we ever have to settle the beef with math.

And what's really more important? Counting stacks or points on the court?

Food and drink are fleeting

Please. If Rome was won on bread and circus, so can Geekhack.

according to pusha t. putting numbers on the board