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My internet speed was upgraded
« on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 18:59:19 »


Fios was installed on my block. This is up from 30 down/5 up. We don't have to pay extra for this.
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:03:41 »
Meanwhile in Canada, "commercial areas" are forced to use "business internet plans" (which costs more than residential, for the same speeds) and costs $86 before taxes, and is only this:

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:04:19 »
The 6 Mb/s peasants just wanna say they hate you
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:06:25 »
In Virginia, I was paying $60/month for 2/1.

I would have killed to be a 6 Mb/s "peasant".

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:07:09 »
In Virginia, I was paying $60/month for 2/1.

I would have killed to be a 6 Mb/s "peasant".

K, now that's really ****ty. Were you in a remote place?  :eek:
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:07:18 »
Meanwhile in Canada, "commercial areas" are forced to use "business internet plans" (which costs more than residential, for the same speeds) and costs $86 before taxes, and is only this:

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Still better than mine:



That's wireless, but even if I were wired, it would be almost just as ****ty.

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:09:19 »
I got 75/75 fios + TV.. $100/month ..  I h8 you fios... charging me all this money just for cnbc  ..

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:09:24 »
Meanwhile in Canada, "commercial areas" are forced to use "business internet plans" (which costs more than residential, for the same speeds) and costs $86 before taxes, and is only this:

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Still better than mine:

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That's wireless, but even if I were wired, it would be almost just as ****ty.

Only 2 ISPs around here, and they both have a cap of ~5Mb/s upload for their max speeds. I honestly don't know why they do it, but they think 12dn/0.5up is considered "hi-speed".
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:09:59 »
In Virginia, I was paying $60/month for 2/1.

I would have killed to be a 6 Mb/s "peasant".

K, now that's really ****ty. Were you in a remote place?  :eek:

blacksburg, VA home of Virginia Tech.

My older brother living in an actual remote place (upper peninsula of michigan) was paying a similar amount for 100 MB/s down.

Price was high due to legal monopoly. One reason I try my very best to not support monopolies.

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:11:16 »
In Virginia, I was paying $60/month for 2/1.

I would have killed to be a 6 Mb/s "peasant".
That's typical for where I am also.

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:12:56 »
Only 2 ISPs around here, and they both have a cap of ~5Mb/s upload for their max speeds. I honestly don't know why they do it, but they think 12dn/0.5up is considered "hi-speed".
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I'm in Orange County California, which is, theoretically, a major metropolitan area.  The fastest we have is 60mbps in my area. 

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 19 October 2014, 19:14:59 »
Only 2 ISPs around here, and they both have a cap of ~5Mb/s upload for their max speeds. I honestly don't know why they do it, but they think 12dn/0.5up is considered "hi-speed".
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I'm in Orange County California, which is, theoretically, a major metropolitan area.  The fastest we have is 60mbps in my area. 

on campus the internet was super super fast something with Virginia tech having money and supporting internet backbone in that area, but off campus the fast you could get was 3mb/s down.

I know everyone hates comcast, but they were the better of the two choices (for those with a choice. Many had to chose between slow overpriced internet and no internet)

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 14:40:33 »
Meanwhile in Canada, "commercial areas" are forced to use "business internet plans" (which costs more than residential, for the same speeds) and costs $86 before taxes, and is only this:

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http://onegigabit.ca/

;)

though I am going to miss having gigabit for cheap here in Sweden when I move back to Canada in a few weeks...
vancouver as well. though I'll be looking at getting Novus
http://www.novusnow.ca/internet/
pretty good for the price and all that.

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 14:50:09 »
My school's WIFI is sometimes amazing and sometimes complete ****. Speeds range from 190 to 5 down. lol.

http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3777921575

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 14:55:42 »
Meanwhile in Canada, "commercial areas" are forced to use "business internet plans" (which costs more than residential, for the same speeds) and costs $86 before taxes, and is only this:

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http://onegigabit.ca/

;)

though I am going to miss having gigabit for cheap here in Sweden when I move back to Canada in a few weeks...
vancouver as well. though I'll be looking at getting Novus
http://www.novusnow.ca/internet/
pretty good for the price and all that.

Only for downtown, and novus is mostly only available for newly constructed condos that had the fiber lines routed before the high-rises were built.
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 14:57:20 »
i thought OneGigabit was dead?

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:00:25 »
Yeah well $60 a month.

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« Reply #17 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:07:27 »
Yeah well $60 a month.
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:10:20 »
In Virginia, I was paying $60/month for 2/1.

I would have killed to be a 6 Mb/s "peasant".

Same down here :(

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:11:54 »
Yeah well $60 a month.
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:12:24 »
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #21 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:13:44 »
My friend in Seattle has a gigabit connection, but only gets 420mbps right now... still better than my unreliable ~20mbps (paid 25mbps).

Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #22 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:14:47 »
Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

Wait, what? You can't get fiber to your house?
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« Reply #23 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:15:18 »

In MA I currently have 25/10.

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« Reply #24 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:23:18 »
Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

Wait, what? You can't get fiber to your house?

Fiber isn't a household standard over here, it is widely used in commercial settings, but we mostly have DSL and Cable (the two big ISPs) for pre-existing residential areas, except new highrises that were built to support fiber connections.

I'm hoping that things will change, and cost-effective fiber will be offered for residential settings, hopefully soon!

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« Reply #25 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:26:54 »
Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

Wait, what? You can't get fiber to your house?

I "can" get fiber it will be ~$87,000 to have it run, then ~$800/mo

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« Reply #26 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:29:05 »
Meanwhile in Canada, "commercial areas" are forced to use "business internet plans" (which costs more than residential, for the same speeds) and costs $86 before taxes, and is only this:

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http://onegigabit.ca/

;)

though I am going to miss having gigabit for cheap here in Sweden when I move back to Canada in a few weeks...
vancouver as well. though I'll be looking at getting Novus
http://www.novusnow.ca/internet/
pretty good for the price and all that.

Only for downtown, and novus is mostly only available for newly constructed condos that had the fiber lines routed before the high-rises were built.

ahh right. well I guess I'll have to wait and see what I can actually get, still haven't rented a place... :p

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #27 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:37:05 »
Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

Wait, what? You can't get fiber to your house?

I "can" get fiber it will be ~$87,000 to have it run, then ~$800/mo

Hooooooooly ****. I knew about the Google Fiber programme in the US, but I never thought it was that hard to get it all across the CONUS.

A lot of our broadband is still run over POTL, but our fiber network is slowly increasing. Most connections advertised as fiber are only up to the kerb, then it's copper to the house. And even then, the fiber only comes our of a cabinet at the end of the road and a phone line from the cabinet to the ISP.

So it's mostly a sham. Although the speeds are quicker.
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #28 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:40:03 »
TWC's internet tests well with speedtest, but they're still throttling youtube/twitch.

I run a speedtest with same numbers as tactical, but somehow a 480p video in youtube can't load.

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« Reply #29 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 15:45:03 »
Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

Wait, what? You can't get fiber to your house?

I "can" get fiber it will be ~$87,000 to have it run, then ~$800/mo

Hooooooooly ****. I knew about the Google Fiber programme in the US, but I never thought it was that hard to get it all across the CONUS.

A lot of our broadband is still run over POTL, but our fiber network is slowly increasing. Most connections advertised as fiber are only up to the kerb, then it's copper to the house. And even then, the fiber only comes our of a cabinet at the end of the road and a phone line from the cabinet to the ISP.

So it's mostly a sham. Although the speeds are quicker.

I live in the middle of no-ware and no one will let me buy access to their line so I would have to get a new fiber line run from Topeka or Kansas City. That's the cost it's not a short run. My entire county only has one fiber line to it and that's a co-op between the county and Terraworld/Valnet.

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #30 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 17:25:50 »
Too bad there aren't fiber optic options for houses.

Wait, what? You can't get fiber to your house?

I "can" get fiber it will be ~$87,000 to have it run, then ~$800/mo

Hooooooooly ****. I knew about the Google Fiber programme in the US, but I never thought it was that hard to get it all across the CONUS.

A lot of our broadband is still run over POTL, but our fiber network is slowly increasing. Most connections advertised as fiber are only up to the kerb, then it's copper to the house. And even then, the fiber only comes our of a cabinet at the end of the road and a phone line from the cabinet to the ISP.

So it's mostly a sham. Although the speeds are quicker.
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« Reply #31 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 18:49:17 »
Note to self: If I ever move to US, don't pick a place in the middle of no where with 1 down, 0.01up.  :))
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« Reply #32 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 18:53:03 »
Note to self: If I ever move to US, don't pick a place in the middle of no where with 1 down, 0.01up.  :))

Yup.. always chk internet wherever you're going.

Florida seems to have some pretty good services.. but then there's the humidity

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« Reply #33 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 19:12:16 »
Note to self: If I ever move to US, don't pick a place in the middle of no where with 1 down, 0.01up.  :))

Yup.. always chk internet wherever you're going.

Florida seems to have some pretty good services.. but then there's the humidity

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« Reply #34 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 19:17:26 »
Note to self: If I ever move to US, don't pick a place in the middle of no where with 1 down, 0.01up.  :))

Yup.. always chk internet wherever you're going.

Florida seems to have some pretty good services.. but then there's the humidity

it's also florida

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« Reply #35 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 19:25:33 »
<=== Lives in a state known for tornadoes and the Wizard of OZ and has a 60ft tower for crappy internet. Someday this is going to work out badly.

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« Reply #36 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 19:46:09 »
<=== Lives in a state known for tornadoes and the Wizard of OZ and has a 60ft tower for crappy internet. Someday this is going to work out badly.

Howdy neighbor, I know that feeling.  At least at work I get ~100Mbps up/down.

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« Reply #37 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 19:52:46 »

Not terrible. Wish I had those speeds though :(
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« Reply #38 on: Tue, 21 October 2014, 20:00:42 »
Right now:


But I have had up to 96/96 at times to another test server. I got it baked into the rent, around $10 per month - which also means that the pensioners in my building who don't have any computers subsidise my Internet...  ;D
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« Reply #39 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 17:37:58 »
since my internet speed got upgraded I had more time for one-handed typing  :p
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« Reply #40 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 06:23:58 »
Good for the OP. Hope you will catch up to Romanian standards soon.
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #41 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 06:42:42 »
I don't know why some are whining about their internet speeds check out my speed connection via traditional 60 year old Copper wire buried in the ground, which has the blistering speed of 705 kB/s.

This is here in Perth, Western Australia, the REAL 3rd world standard of communications and you could thank Tony Abbott for that  >:( .
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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #42 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 06:46:58 »
didn't the New Zealand government bankrupt itself providing free hi-speed Internet to the country? too bad that will never happen in Australia

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« Reply #43 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 06:51:20 »
hey that fast enough :)
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low level official (returns) - "Sir, I used a tranquillizer gun on him - got him the lower back area;

high level official - "Take him to the ****ing hospital for jocks for all I care!";

low level official - "Sir, what will they think if I bring a comatose 220 pound mountain lion into a hospital sir";

***insert pause***

high level official - "You sure it's comotose?";

low level official: "Gentle as a bear cub. He'll be out cold a good 6-7 hours thereabouts";

high level official: "tell you what son, bring him on over here; I'm kind of worried these guys are gonna go extinct with all this urbanization ****. Bring him in here and clear out the war table. Not all of it - just Africa. Go get a muzzle and leave him with me. When he comes to we'll get a few of you strong men to transport him over to my place. I'll keep him as a pet! Now I'm gonna take a valium and a take a nap in the next room. After you done muzzled him, leave him on the table and don't come in and disturb my sleep or you'll get worse that what you did to that dang Cougar I assure you. And it won't be no tranquilizer gun either! Lock the door behind you.";

***5 hours later***

high level official: "Darling, have you ever considered getting a Cougar as a pet? I hear they make great guard dogs..."

high level official's wife: "Sure hun, just make sure it's a male one. They make better guard dogs. And I've cancelled my massage with Sven today. Think I'll just relax a bit and watch Animal Planet...hunnn, we don't want to kill the neighbours children do we? So can you kinda find a toothless variety?"

high level official: "God you're just the perfect wife! Now do we need any groceries while I'm out? Maybe some peanut butter? Well, I'll just save a bunch and buy a quart."

high level official's wife: "LoL hun, that's so amazing - did you know male Cougars cum in quarts?" "Anyway, hurry back hunny bunny".

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Re: My internet speed was upgraded
« Reply #45 on: Mon, 10 November 2014, 16:07:18 »
i may have like
sorta okay speed but goddamn this **** isnt stable in the slightest
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