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Offline tp4tissue

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I finally understand Aguilera
« on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 20:22:31 »
My body's saying let's go, but my heart is saying no.


You're staring down the candy like, I'm not gonna eat this, it's bad for my health,  and yet your hands just move on their own unwrapping..

and you put it in your mouth... and you're thinking... i'm not even enjoying this, proceed to chew.. 

and then in your mind, you're thinking, what have I done, so little will power, look down at your hands  NINJA-ed  your hands have unwrapped another piece ready to go.

Funsize is the Devil...


I get intimidated by a large chocolate bar... but fun size.. it feels like you're eating chips,  but are actually taking huge mouthfuls of candy..



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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 20:27:26 »
Save some for the trick or treaters TP!
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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 20:31:29 »
Save some for the trick or treaters TP!

I get up from my chair. and there's chocolate dust all over my chest.

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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 20:33:08 »
Save some for the trick or treaters TP!

I get up from my chair. and there's chocolate dust all over my chest.
I know how you feel though, i devour those fun size kit kats like they're potato chips around this time of year.
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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 20:35:56 »
Save some for the trick or treaters TP!

I get up from my chair. and there's chocolate dust all over my chest.
I know how you feel though, i devour those fun size kit kats like they're potato chips around this time of year.

Recess cups are the worst..   it's like an explosion of sweetness that's immediately Cool on your tongue, and then hot...

a triumph of sensory engineering.

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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 24 October 2014, 20:38:18 »
send all your krackles to me...


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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 14:22:17 »
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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 14:24:19 »
American kit Kat has a plain looking logo. :p
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Re: I finally understand Aguilera
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 25 October 2014, 14:29:35 »