Maaan I thought I had a good one worked up, but it turned out to be a little disappointing which is why I ended the video so abruptly. Still farted on it, though. Wouldn't be upset if anyone came along and bested me!
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Also I'm going on a first date with the finest chick I've ever met tonight; brb going grab some Gas-X in case the beans kick in later