To my knowledge, nothing like what you want, exists.
The closest you can get off the shelf is going to be Alps, since they have a shorter throw than Cherry, however the difference is minimal. The closest you will get to scissors is Jailhouse Blues (JBs) which are a Cherry Blue switch modded to be short travel (almost half). Form there you can tune the springs to right amount of pressure you want. Add in some o-rings, possibly stacked, and you will end up with something sort of in the neighborhood of scissor switches.
Jailhouse blues are probably the most intense mod you can do to a mechanical keyboard. On most boards it means desoldering every switch, opening it, wrapping something around the stem, then making sure there is no drag before, adjusting the springs by trimming, and then putting it all back into the keyboard. These are fickle, so get them tuned the way you want, and verify they are working properly before you re-install them, otherwise you may be redoing the whole process on any stuck switches.
As far as other complaints go,
Travel, as mentioned is the main reason for JB's
Side to side wiggle, the longer stem resulting from locking them in the down position makes them wiggle less than normal Cherry keys.
JBs are quieter than Blues, louder than reds, about twice as loud as scissor switches. They are far from silent, but nowhere near normal Blues. In an office with lots of people I doubt it would be an issue as ambient noise would hide most of it but in a quiet room, it will be noisy. If you lube them with a thick grease, and use thicker springs they can be a bit quieter, the Trampoline Mod can also help quiet them down a bit more. Do NOT use thick grease and stiff springs, as the tactile bump on blues will case them to not return on release.
They are still not a scissor switch, but in some ways they are better, in others worse.