Click Clackers of the world, unite!
You come home from hard day of work at glorious American tractor factory.
Enter lounge and drink Miller Light. Click Clack sit on top of kitchen table, stare at you. “Stupid CC.” you say, “You look just like capitalist pig George Bush fat ugly wife!”.
Early next morning, FBI kick down front door and take you to Guantanamo gulag for outrageous slur Chairman Click Clack beautiful wife.
In glorious American democracy, even dog can be trained to report owner for spread discontent and tell lie about senior party members.
Dog receive Order Of Obama medal and senior position in FBI; you receive 30 year hard labour sentence at Guantanamo re-education camp.
Life is just and fair under our beloved leader Obama.