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« on: Mon, 17 August 2009, 13:03:51 »
I was playing around with Microsoft Bob, a failed product to make using computers like a house, when I realized that the Bob assistants work in Office '97.

If you're familiar with Microsoft Bob, you must have heard of Rover! Here he is in Microsoft Word.

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« Reply #1 on: Mon, 17 August 2009, 13:27:49 »
And yet, they couldn't dispose of the silly, but useless "assistants" in Office...
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« Reply #2 on: Mon, 17 August 2009, 13:39:29 »
Bob who?

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« Reply #3 on: Mon, 17 August 2009, 14:37:49 »
The Office assistants aren't a bad thing! I like them despite their uselessness.
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« Reply #4 on: Tue, 18 August 2009, 08:39:22 »
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And yet, they couldn't dispose of the silly, but useless "assistants" in Office...


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« Reply #5 on: Tue, 18 August 2009, 18:58:05 »
I found a few more assistants from Bob that work in Office: the purple elephant from GeoSafari and the book guy from the Bob Chequebook.
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« Reply #6 on: Tue, 18 August 2009, 19:04:46 »
Back in the early 90s when I was working some ****e job at the local Mall, we had a lonely copy of MS Bob sitting on the shelf collecting dust. No one would even consider buying it!

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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 18 August 2009, 19:14:31 »
I always thought the concept of Bob was alright, it was just horribly implemented.  I made something similar for my parents at some point to get them more accustomed to using the computer.  

I do like that they kept using the office assistants from it for a while.

Rover is still there on the search screen for XP too.  Albeit in a more 3D look.
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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 18 August 2009, 19:31:08 »
It's a weird one. I think Windows is a hideously overcomplicated OS, both in terms of maintenance requirements and even just using it on a day to day basis, but yet it's too dumbed down to do anything really useful or diagnose problems properly. People say that Linux is a 'difficult' OS, but I found it much easier to teach my Mam how to use it compared with Windows XP.