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Title: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: iAmAhab on Sat, 23 May 2015, 13:59:52
In a fairly good mood today, so I am giving away a piece of swag intended for fellow lovers of oneness with cup rubber.
Up for grabs is a Topre compatible Mummy II, if I recall correctly the colour is called Spirit Mint( Spear Mint maybe? how the **** knows).
This giveaway is gonna be a contest with the following entry rules:

As for the contest itself, post your best pun that revolves around mummys. Here is a link for inspiration:
https://theunladyblog.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/oh-mummy/ (https://theunladyblog.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/oh-mummy/)

The pun that I myself find the funniest wins the cap, if you don't win go and cry to your mummy(see what I did there!?).
By the way, my humor is pretty retarded, so get creative.

Shipping will be covered by me, will keep this open as long as I please, good luck.

(http://i.imgur.com/mX0z4Mz.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/Az0aYPK.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/UNHdRRG.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/La2wsPX.png)

Sorry for the rubbish pictures, I've only owned my SLR for 7 years and I'm still trying to figure out how that **** works.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:02:56
I'd enter, but I figure someone else will have the contest all wrapped up.

Got that low hanging fruit out of the way.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Synjin on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:12:11
Placeholder. I'm not a funny guy so I'd have to think of one first :(
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32
This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

......


 :eek: I know I know
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45
mo mummy mo problems
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: hwood34 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 15:00:29
damnit I hate puns, but I love mummies...

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Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: beehatch on Sat, 23 May 2015, 16:29:42
Why was the mummy under wraps?

Because there were no more buns.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: septamber on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:22:01
What's a mummy's favorite keyboard?

A model M.



I bought this joke from a mummy but it looks like Egypt me.  :(

Edit:

What were players called in Ancient Egypt?

Mummies with hunnies
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27
Quote from: septamber on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:22:01
What's a mummy's favorite keyboard?

A model M.



I bought this joke from a mummy but it looks like Egypt me.  :(

The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: justify on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:37:44
This some ponzi pyramid scheme or something?
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:38:55
"Are you my Mummy?"
(http://basementrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/doctor-who-season-1-10-the-doctor-dances-are-you-my-mummy.jpg)


"No Kid, for the last time, I'm not your mummy!"
(https://theforgottengeek.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/mummy.jpg)
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: dustinhxc on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:39:21
Dude that cap is badass! I would love it but won't participate, more chances for a kbk less to get it. :) awesome contest man!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: aznairjordan on Sat, 23 May 2015, 18:12:28
Feel free to disregard my post as I'm not quite to two months yet.

Why did the mummy hate giving presents?
He was too attached to them.

Why was the mummy almost naked?
He was busy wrapping his presents.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.
Title: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Yoe on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:55:37
Tut-tut.. (and come on!!) :P

[This post is just for fun, not in competition, as I don't have a topre board. Yet.. :) Rushed my reading. Sorry.]
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:59:24
How does a mummy hail a cab in Thailand? Tut tuttttt!!!!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:03:16
Baby Brandon Fraser's first word must have destined him to star in the Mummy! Ha ha .. I kill me!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:22:40
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/24/c5afb098e9f0a6ab7a5a5e631ba632f5.jpg)
Eureka! I discovered the mummy of Hipster Punks!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: chive_ on Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:39:05
Edited (again)

I hired an archaeologist as a private detective. My friend told me they're great at wrapping up their cases.

What do you call a mummy that eats cookies in bed? A crummy mummy!

The most popular song in ancient Egypt was "Thanks for the Mummy-ries" by Wrapped Up Boy

I hear the mummy programming class is difficult but rewarding. Almost every student I talk to understands the wrapper class!

Dude, cool it with the sarcophagus jokes, that's offensive to some people. My grandmummy has a sarcophagus.

Yo mummy's so old, she witnessed the burial of Narmer and King Tut!

i'm on pun overload, someone send help.

ooh ooh what do mummies wear in the winter? a scarfcophagous!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Mon, 25 May 2015, 02:28:54
In Egypt, their daddies are mummies. Who do they go when they need mommy?
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: jerue on Mon, 25 May 2015, 09:51:36
A mummy walks into a sarcophagus...and that's a wrap!

EDIT: I made 2 posts. I'll stick to this one from now on.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Yoe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 11:54:57
"No undead topics found since your last visit."
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: chive_ on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:55:21
What do you call a mummy that eats cookies in bed?

A crummy mummy!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: chive_ on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:58:26
The most popular song in ancient Egypt was "Thanks for the Mummy-ries" by Wrapped Up Boy
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: alienman82 on Mon, 25 May 2015, 16:18:38
removed.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: iAmAhab on Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:10:01
Gonna leave this open until Sunday evening, keep the bad puns coming.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: YMSNoms on Tue, 26 May 2015, 15:03:29
When do mummies eat breakfast?  Once they catch you!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: ice31000 on Tue, 26 May 2015, 15:09:08
What's a mummy's favorite music type?
Wrap
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: GenKaan on Tue, 26 May 2015, 16:37:41
Damn, think I posted mine at the wrong place :p

My entry: What do you call Mummys wrapped in dollar bills?
Munnies
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: RoastPotatoes on Tue, 26 May 2015, 17:49:39
Why was the mummy angry?
Cause they were always got stuck in denial (the nile)
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: nathanrosspowell on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:08:07
Why do Egyptian children feel neglected?
Because their mummies are wrapped up in other things.

Just bought my first Topre board today <3
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(








My jokes are slick
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: retrochick on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:17:34
Why did nobody tell me this was such an expensive/obsessive hobby? Because mum's the word...
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: iAmAhab on Sat, 30 May 2015, 10:23:40
Gonna pick a winner some time tomorrow, so you better get them puns in.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 30 May 2015, 10:36:54
What did He-Man call his mother?
Mum-Ra!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Sat, 30 May 2015, 11:00:33
King Tut, the mummy, saw a group of thieves entered a city and screamed 'thebes! thebes!' And that is how the City of Thebes came about.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Lain1911 on Sat, 30 May 2015, 11:19:47
My swag level has not reach the level of topre yet, so gl to the winner.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: jerue on Sat, 30 May 2015, 15:23:42
What do mummies and cheating partners have in common?

They're always wrapped up in between the sheets.

 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Binge on Sat, 30 May 2015, 16:09:04
Regardless of how the it's wrapped the humor preserved in this thread is, most assuredly, dry.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: KatzenKinder on Sat, 30 May 2015, 16:49:20
What did mummy say to enemy in post-game chat?

"1v1 me anoobis"
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Pemdas on Sat, 30 May 2015, 17:46:01
This doesn't strictly have to do with mummies but I made it up and am damn proud of it so....

Why did the Egyptians like the first Mexican Pharaoh?
Because he was mucho fair-o  :p
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: iamtootallforthis on Sat, 30 May 2015, 22:22:01
Why are mummies so secretive?

They're kept under wraps.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: unipsykal on Sat, 30 May 2015, 22:41:26
What did the mummy say to the pharaohs wife?

I'd bone you but I don't have the guts.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: strict on Sun, 31 May 2015, 09:37:57
Why don't mummies have hobbies?

They are too wrapped up in their work!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Muffin860 on Sun, 31 May 2015, 12:25:53
Mummy, Mummy, can I play with Grandma?

No you've dug her up three times this week already!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Joey Quinn on Sun, 31 May 2015, 13:07:43
I'd love to win this but my pun game is weaker than a mummie's connective tissue.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: iAmAhab on Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59
Time to pick a winner:

*drum roll*

Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45
mo mummy mo problems

PM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!

As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:

Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32
This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

......


 :eek: I know I know

Wow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27
The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"

It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.

Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(

After I read this I was all like  :confused:, then  :( and finally  ;D

Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it

10/10, would watch.

Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.

Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.

To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!

More
(http://i.imgur.com/MqMTLI7.png)

PM me your details.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Sed8op8 on Sun, 31 May 2015, 16:25:17
Tokidobukake hahaha your randomizer seems to have more game than any of us 8) this was awesome ahab thanks for the cool giveaway and thank you everyone for the painfully bad/good puns and jokes!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: aznairjordan on Sun, 31 May 2015, 16:51:28
Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 31 May 2015, 16:25:17
Tokidobukake hahaha your randomizer seems to have more game than any of us 8) this was awesome ahab thanks for the cool giveaway and thank you everyone for the painfully bad/good puns and jokes!

congrats on winning!

Maybe the radomizer has a little bit of karma involved from the bro cap giveaway you did.  :thumb:
Thanks again for the cap!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: tokidokijake on Sun, 31 May 2015, 19:47:06
Quote from: iAmAhab on Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59
Time to pick a winner:

*drum roll*

Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45
mo mummy mo problems

PM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!

As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:

Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32
This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

......


 :eek: I know I know

Wow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27
The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"

It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.

Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(

After I read this I was all like  :confused:, then  :( and finally  ;D

Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it

10/10, would watch.

Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.

Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.

To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/MqMTLI7.png)

PM me your details.

Somehow my name turned into bukake!!

Congrats sed8op8!!!!!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Sed8op8 on Sun, 31 May 2015, 20:39:13
Quote from: tokidokijake on Sun, 31 May 2015, 19:47:06
Quote from: iAmAhab on Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59
Time to pick a winner:

*drum roll*

Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45
mo mummy mo problems

PM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!

As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:

Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32
This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

......


 :eek: I know I know

Wow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27
The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"

It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.

Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(

After I read this I was all like  :confused:, then  :( and finally  ;D

Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it

10/10, would watch.

Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.

Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.

To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/MqMTLI7.png)

PM me your details.

Somehow my name turned into bukake!!

Congrats sed8op8!!!!!
everybodys name got shuffled up....haha thanks its my first mummy and I'm pretty excited 8)
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: nubbinator on Sun, 31 May 2015, 20:41:22
Congrats.


And BRB, changing nick to nubbifier.
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: hwood34 on Sun, 31 May 2015, 21:10:39
Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sun, 31 May 2015, 20:39:13
Quote from: tokidokijake on Sun, 31 May 2015, 19:47:06
Quote from: iAmAhab on Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59
Time to pick a winner:

*drum roll*

Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45
mo mummy mo problems

PM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!

As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:

Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32
This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

......


 :eek: I know I know

Wow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.

Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27
The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"

It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.

Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(

After I read this I was all like  :confused:, then  :( and finally  ;D

Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it

10/10, would watch.

Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.

Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.

To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!

More
Show Image
(http://i.imgur.com/MqMTLI7.png)

PM me your details.

Somehow my name turned into bukake!!

Congrats sed8op8!!!!!
everybodys name got shuffled up....haha thanks its my first mummy and I'm pretty excited 8)
congrats!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: septamber on Sun, 31 May 2015, 21:13:19
Congwraps!  :thumb:
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Joey Quinn on Sun, 31 May 2015, 21:16:01
Grats Sed!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: strict on Sun, 31 May 2015, 23:20:00
Congrats sed8! Really happy to see this key going to someone like you!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: unipsykal on Sun, 31 May 2015, 23:29:51
Grats Sed8op8! That mummy needs a good home!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: Belfong on Sun, 31 May 2015, 23:38:08
My jokes are so bad it's not even selected. I suck. Ha ha.

Gratz Sed!!!
Title: Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
Post by: KatzenKinder on Mon, 01 June 2015, 00:18:10
Grats! You have my envy :)

Treat baby right hehehe