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Offline iAmAhab

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[Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 13:59:52 »
In a fairly good mood today, so I am giving away a piece of swag intended for fellow lovers of oneness with cup rubber.
Up for grabs is a Topre compatible Mummy II, if I recall correctly the colour is called Spirit Mint( Spear Mint maybe? how the **** knows).
This giveaway is gonna be a contest with the following entry rules:
  • User must have been a member for at least 2 months and have a post count of 25 or above.
  • User must be in the possession of a topre board, I'm not gonna ask for evidence, be honest, don't be a ****.
  • User must actually want the cap for personal use and not for profiteering, again, don't be a ****.
  • Users may post as many entries as they please, but please edit your first post and make it clear that it has been edited.
  • Don't be a ****.

As for the contest itself, post your best pun that revolves around mummys. Here is a link for inspiration:
https://theunladyblog.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/oh-mummy/

The pun that I myself find the funniest wins the cap, if you don't win go and cry to your mummy(see what I did there!?).
By the way, my humor is pretty retarded, so get creative.

Shipping will be covered by me, will keep this open as long as I please, good luck.









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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:02:56 »
I'd enter, but I figure someone else will have the contest all wrapped up.

Got that low hanging fruit out of the way.
« Last Edit: Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:07:44 by nubbinator »

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:12:11 »
Placeholder. I'm not a funny guy so I'd have to think of one first :(

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32 »
This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45 »
mo mummy mo problems
don't come to my funeral, there wont be one

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 15:00:29 »
damnit I hate puns, but I love mummies...

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 16:29:42 »
Why was the mummy under wraps?

Because there were no more buns.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:22:01 »
What's a mummy's favorite keyboard?

A model M.



I bought this joke from a mummy but it looks like Egypt me.  :(

Edit:

What were players called in Ancient Egypt?

Mummies with hunnies
« Last Edit: Wed, 27 May 2015, 20:17:49 by septamber »
           

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27 »
What's a mummy's favorite keyboard?

A model M.



I bought this joke from a mummy but it looks like Egypt me.  :(

The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:37:44 »
This some ponzi pyramid scheme or something?

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:38:55 »
"Are you my Mummy?"



"No Kid, for the last time, I'm not your mummy!"

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:39:21 »
Dude that cap is badass! I would love it but won't participate, more chances for a kbk less to get it. :) awesome contest man!

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 18:12:28 »
Feel free to disregard my post as I'm not quite to two months yet.

Why did the mummy hate giving presents?
He was too attached to them.

Why was the mummy almost naked?
He was busy wrapping his presents.
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46 »
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.

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[Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:55:37 »
Tut-tut.. (and come on!!) :P

[This post is just for fun, not in competition, as I don't have a topre board. Yet.. :) Rushed my reading. Sorry.]
« Last Edit: Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:01:14 by Yoe »

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #15 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 08:59:24 »
How does a mummy hail a cab in Thailand? Tut tuttttt!!!!
 

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:03:16 »
Baby Brandon Fraser's first word must have destined him to star in the Mummy! Ha ha .. I kill me!
 

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 09:22:40 »

Eureka! I discovered the mummy of Hipster Punks!
 

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #18 on: Sun, 24 May 2015, 14:39:05 »
Edited (again)

I hired an archaeologist as a private detective. My friend told me they're great at wrapping up their cases.

What do you call a mummy that eats cookies in bed? A crummy mummy!

The most popular song in ancient Egypt was "Thanks for the Mummy-ries" by Wrapped Up Boy

I hear the mummy programming class is difficult but rewarding. Almost every student I talk to understands the wrapper class!

Dude, cool it with the sarcophagus jokes, that's offensive to some people. My grandmummy has a sarcophagus.

Yo mummy's so old, she witnessed the burial of Narmer and King Tut!

i'm on pun overload, someone send help.

ooh ooh what do mummies wear in the winter? a scarfcophagous!
« Last Edit: Fri, 29 May 2015, 21:23:59 by chive_ »

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 02:28:54 »
In Egypt, their daddies are mummies. Who do they go when they need mommy?
 

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 09:51:36 »
A mummy walks into a sarcophagus...and that's a wrap!

EDIT: I made 2 posts. I'll stick to this one from now on.
« Last Edit: Sat, 30 May 2015, 15:37:59 by jerue »

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 11:54:57 »
"No undead topics found since your last visit."

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40 »
Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it
Thank you all Destiny supporters and all you fun people in off topic! I think I will try to stick around for a while!

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #23 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:55:21 »
What do you call a mummy that eats cookies in bed?

A crummy mummy!

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:58:26 »
The most popular song in ancient Egypt was "Thanks for the Mummy-ries" by Wrapped Up Boy

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #25 on: Mon, 25 May 2015, 16:18:38 »
removed.
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #26 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 12:10:01 »
Gonna leave this open until Sunday evening, keep the bad puns coming.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #27 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 15:03:29 »
When do mummies eat breakfast?  Once they catch you!
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #28 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 15:09:08 »
What's a mummy's favorite music type?
Wrap
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #29 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 16:37:41 »
Damn, think I posted mine at the wrong place :p

My entry: What do you call Mummys wrapped in dollar bills?
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #30 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 17:49:39 »
Why was the mummy angry?
Cause they were always got stuck in denial (the nile)

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #31 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:08:07 »
Why do Egyptian children feel neglected?
Because their mummies are wrapped up in other things.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #32 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38 »
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(








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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #33 on: Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:17:34 »
Why did nobody tell me this was such an expensive/obsessive hobby? Because mum's the word...


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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #34 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 10:23:40 »
Gonna pick a winner some time tomorrow, so you better get them puns in.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #35 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 10:36:54 »
What did He-Man call his mother?
Mum-Ra!
 

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #36 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 11:00:33 »
King Tut, the mummy, saw a group of thieves entered a city and screamed 'thebes! thebes!' And that is how the City of Thebes came about.
 

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #37 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 11:19:47 »
My swag level has not reach the level of topre yet, so gl to the winner.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #38 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 15:23:42 »
What do mummies and cheating partners have in common?

They're always wrapped up in between the sheets.

 :rolleyes:
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #39 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 16:09:04 »
Regardless of how the it's wrapped the humor preserved in this thread is, most assuredly, dry.
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #40 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 16:49:20 »
What did mummy say to enemy in post-game chat?

"1v1 me anoobis"

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #41 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 17:46:01 »
This doesn't strictly have to do with mummies but I made it up and am damn proud of it so....

Why did the Egyptians like the first Mexican Pharaoh?
Because he was mucho fair-o  :p
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #42 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 22:22:01 »
Why are mummies so secretive?

They're kept under wraps.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #43 on: Sat, 30 May 2015, 22:41:26 »
What did the mummy say to the pharaohs wife?

I'd bone you but I don't have the guts.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #44 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 09:37:57 »
Why don't mummies have hobbies?

They are too wrapped up in their work!

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #45 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 12:25:53 »
Mummy, Mummy, can I play with Grandma?

No you've dug her up three times this week already!
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #46 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 13:07:43 »
I'd love to win this but my pun game is weaker than a mummie's connective tissue.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #47 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59 »
Time to pick a winner:

*drum roll*

mo mummy mo problems

PM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!

As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:

This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:

A yummy mummy

Or a MILB

A mummy I'd like to bone

I know

Isis not funny

I must be in de Nile

......


 :eek: I know I know

Wow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.

The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year.  He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:

"Mum, MY?"

It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.

What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a  disastrous  lawsuit with my ex wife for the children.  :'(



I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!  :'(

After I read this I was all like  :confused:, then  :( and finally  ;D

Enough is enough!

I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!

I lose but i couldnt help it

10/10, would watch.

A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.

Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.

Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!

Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.

Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.

To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!

More

PM me your details.

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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #48 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 16:25:17 »
Tokidobukake hahaha your randomizer seems to have more game than any of us 8) this was awesome ahab thanks for the cool giveaway and thank you everyone for the painfully bad/good puns and jokes!
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Re: [Giveaway] Oh Mummy!
« Reply #49 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 16:51:28 »
Tokidobukake hahaha your randomizer seems to have more game than any of us 8) this was awesome ahab thanks for the cool giveaway and thank you everyone for the painfully bad/good puns and jokes!

congrats on winning!

Maybe the radomizer has a little bit of karma involved from the bro cap giveaway you did.  :thumb:
Thanks again for the cap!
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