Listen here, and I will tell you about these plotting monkeys. I was about 10 or 11 and went to this place called the forest of monkeys in France if I remember correctly. The place is a reserve like location with free roaming monkeys. The usual gimmicks are there , for example they sell bags of food that are safe for the monkeys and advise you against giving them any other food. As I kid i wanted to feed the monkeys. This was my first mistake.
After being gifted a bag of monkey food I went on on my merry way trying to find the lucky monkey target.
That is where I saw three monkeys staring at me on a branch just out of reach of being grabbed by a person. One monkey hops down and heads toward me; but when I throw the food close to it, I realize that he is taking his time. At this point I look back up at the branch and only one monkey was left. I thought nothing of it. Out of nowhere the third dissapearing monkey leaps on my back and snatches the hat off my head. At that exact moment they all let out screams and book it back to the branch. At that moment I realized I just got set up by some hustling monkeys. They had the lookout, the bait and the quick reaction positions all covered. After some crying, one of the park personnel was kind enough to wrestle my hat back from these thieves that spent some time mocking me from their perch it seemed... GOT HUSTLED BY MONKEYS FAM
Oh and of course noice caps!
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