Yes, geographically (in the DC Metropolitan area). Good to know these keebs can function as a desk and weapon (;
Nice. I have never been to DC. I know I would love to see the monuments, historical locations, etc.
Some can, some can't. IBM's 4704 series are made of some pretty beefy Zinc, and the F107 is longer than you would normally expect. I have literally rested food on it, on my lap, because I'm an idiot.
The only switches I've tried are the cherry mx blues. I'm currently interested in the blue zilents v2 and holy pandas (purely based on YT though)
Will probably order a switch tester before committing
A switch tester is a good idea. If you find any that actually have all of the fancy boutique/expensive switches like Zilents, let me know. They're usually either broad, but mostly only covering basic commercial/OEM switches, or a very small and specific subset of switches. I do believe that Zeal has their own switch tester kit for something like $30. Mine is from KPrepublic:
130 switch tester. The price isn't bad for the sheer volume of different switches included.
Generally, tactile switches like that will have tactility that is quite a bit different from a clicky like MX blues. Usually more rounded and less sharp/crisp, also maybe a little less pronounced. I haven't gotten to try any fancy Zeal switches though myself. I'm into clickies.