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Dear Mr. Hoffman,
I am sorry your plan was foiled by our staff here at the Bee Law Offices. If you wish to make a complaint, please forward one to me and we will consider whether or not to pursue further action.
Good day,
Bee,
GH Attorney at Law
Pursue
Dear Mr. Hoffman,
I am pleased that you wish for us at Bee Law Offices, to pursue your case. We await your message. Please enclose the following documents, via .pdf format, in your next reply: Current Tax Records for the year, Verification of SSN, and a Verification of your Home Address.
We ask for this information so we can begin billing you immediately for the following infractions:
BMThank you for cooperation,
Bee,
GH Attorney at Law