What is this "reserved" stuff? There's no points for having your story show up first.
What is this "reserved" stuff? There's no points for having your story show up first.
What is this "reserved" stuff? There's no points for having your story show up first.
I was wondering the same thing. Good luck everyone, can't wait to read some stories!
What is this "reserved" stuff? There's no points for having your story show up first.
I was wondering the same thing. Good luck everyone, can't wait to read some stories!
Sneaky way to reserve your post
I was once a human, then I became a Worgen. Then I had to suffer through the starting area. 0/10, would rather not have gone through it. hehe
Will you accept audio format?
An excerpt from one of the greatest men to ever live fictionally, Dwight K. Schrute III:
Do I need 100 posts to enter?
Do I need 100 posts to enter?
I really want a white lycan but I am terrible at writing stories :(
-NSFW WARNING-
This literally happened two months ago, but I'm still slightly traumatized. To give just a bit of background, I'm a 17 year old transwolf human male with a penchant for rowdy keyboard parties.
On this fateful day, I ****ed up by having a threesome with two sexy Victoria's Secret models as they both complimented my huge magnum keyboard. We continued to fondle each other's keyboards for a good 3 hours before my hot, female boss called to give me a raise. She heard the noises in the background, knew what was going on, and showed up to join in! Now it was a foursome! I gave all of them my BroBots and Clacks like 5 times each, but then realized after all the fun that I had used up all my artisans and Krytox lube. :(
The sheer amount of testosterone-mixed-with-Krytox in the air had over stimulated me, awakening my dormant lycan genes, and transforming me into a full-fledged werewolf.
I now spend my moonlit nights prowling landscapes, destroying all counterfeit K3s I come across, and distributing my remaining few artisans among the sleeping children, giving those less fortunate and BroCap-less some hope towards future sales.
With all the nonsense going on today, I missed out on all these stories. Keep 'em coming guys :)
The Boss wanted werewolf carcasses. I didn’t know why, but if the man kept my family fed, I didn’t ask questions.
I shot them right through the heart. The Boss was explicit about preserving the heads and to be honest, I liked admiring these beasts after they’re slain. Coarse black fur juxtaposed against pure white teeth. Never a hint of fear in their beady yellow eyes even upon death. They’re beautiful creatures and it’s too bad my bullets tore through their flesh so easily.
Every month, I saw a full moon out, grabbed my rifle, and brought werewolf bodies back to the company. That day wasn’t any different.
After finishing the job, I snuck upstairs to kiss my wife and kids good night. Usually, their peaceful slumber calmed my violent adrenalin. That and the six-pack before bed kept me sane. But that night, my heightened senses never subsided.
My head was pulsing and that’s when I noticed warm blood dripping onto our newly furnished hardwood floors. I saw the gash on my upper thigh and before I could even process what happened, I turned.
My heart was beating like it was trying to escape my body. Hair grew as needles piercing through every point on my skin. My bones deformed and reformed until I had painfully transformed into the very beasts I had studied so well to kill.
I had to run. They would be coming for me. A bullet through the heart and my head for the Boss.
It's been a month now. They’ve killed my family in search of me. I survive because I know all their tactics and I’ve been slowly gathering information. The full moon is tomorrow and I live solely for vengeance -- the day I can sink my claws into the Boss' fragile flesh. I don't know his intentions but it seems like werewolves’ heads have been harvested for plastic trinkets. I heard he harvested gorillas before werewolves.
They say werewolves never truly die even when they’re beheaded. Cursed to stare into empty space but plotting a violent return. I’m not afraid of death. Bro, I’m coming for your head.
Best werewolf song.
Best werewolf song.
I am going to have to disagree, good sir (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM)
Best werewolf song.
I am going to have to disagree, good sir (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM)
Best werewolf song.
I am going to have to disagree, good sir (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhSc8qVMjKM)
Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:
LYCAN GIVEAWAY!!!!!
Ok folks - here is the scoop;
Write your werewolf story - how you became a werewolf, and how you would handle the situation. Would you embrace your lycanthropy or fight to contain it?
Write up a solid 1 or 2 paragraphs (or more if you are so inclined). Bonus points for creativity :)
Rules:
1. Put some effort into it
2. Have fun doing it
3. We will pick the top 3 stories (maybe more)
4. Drink lots of water every day
5. Be nice to others
6. Don't poop where you eat
7..... I got nothing else.
This contest will end on November 1st.
Good luck and most importantly, have fun!!!!Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/5m5lzwg.jpg)
Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:
Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:
Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/yOHjwcL.jpg)
You forgot the grumpkins!
I think we have a winner here! Game over man! Contest close!Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/yOHjwcL.jpg)
I think we have a winner here! Game over man! Contest close!Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/yOHjwcL.jpg)
Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/yOHjwcL.jpg)
Blood Moon
A short story by gabba-gool
"I can't wait for the blood moon tonight! Eeeeeeee! I'm so excited to see it," she told me. We had only been dating for three months. That's about how long any of my relationships last. I, too, was excited for the blood moon.
The End.
Blood Moon
A short story by gabba-gool
"I can't wait for the blood moon tonight! Eeeeeeee! I'm so excited to see it," she told me. We had only been dating for three months. That's about how long any of my relationships last. I, too, was excited for the blood moon.
The End.
I may have written a giant and unreadable story, but this tiny little thing is by far my favorite.
I was travelling in the woods looking for a camp ground to lure people off the internet for some sexy time. However, I was unaware that the particular camp ground that we picked was being watched by the night wolves themselves.
After spending hours on tinder a girl finally agrees to meet me at my camp ground spot within 2 hours. As I waited I got more and more excited and my tiny erection began to grind against my pants. A little over two hours go by and I go to a tree to take a piss, but behind me I hear a sound and I get excited so I quickly hurry up my piss, but to my surprise when I turn around a werewolf is there and bites off my penis.
While bleeding uncontrollably the werewolf licks the blood leaking from my no longer penis, and I start to feel weird. I begin my transformation as the moon is fully lit in the sky and become a werewolf. The unfortunate part of this story is that I don't regain my penis. So every full moon I search to bite off some other man's penis to reattach as my own.
I was travelling in the woods looking for a camp ground to lure people off the internet for some sexy time. However, I was unaware that the particular camp ground that we picked was being watched by the night wolves themselves.
After spending hours on tinder a girl finally agrees to meet me at my camp ground spot within 2 hours. As I waited I got more and more excited and my tiny erection began to grind against my pants. A little over two hours go by and I go to a tree to take a piss, but behind me I hear a sound and I get excited so I quickly hurry up my piss, but to my surprise when I turn around a werewolf is there and bites off my penis.
While bleeding uncontrollably the werewolf licks the blood leaking from my no longer penis, and I start to feel weird. I begin my transformation as the moon is fully lit in the sky and become a werewolf. The unfortunate part of this story is that I don't regain my penis. So every full moon I search to bite off some other man's penis to reattach as my own.
Da fuq did I just read?
I was travelling in the woods looking for a camp ground to lure people off the internet for some sexy time. However, I was unaware that the particular camp ground that we picked was being watched by the night wolves themselves.
After spending hours on tinder a girl finally agrees to meet me at my camp ground spot within 2 hours. As I waited I got more and more excited and my tiny erection began to grind against my pants. A little over two hours go by and I go to a tree to take a piss, but behind me I hear a sound and I get excited so I quickly hurry up my piss, but to my surprise when I turn around a werewolf is there and bites off my penis.
While bleeding uncontrollably the werewolf licks the blood leaking from my no longer penis, and I start to feel weird. I begin my transformation as the moon is fully lit in the sky and become a werewolf. The unfortunate part of this story is that I don't regain my penis. So every full moon I search to bite off some other man's penis to reattach as my own.
Da fuq did I just read?
Gold, baby, GOLDDDD
I think we have a winner here! Game over man! Contest close!Hey! Mr Bro, this is to put together a zoo? :thumb:Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/yOHjwcL.jpg)
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVERRRR!
hahahahaha your photoshop skills are too stonk m8 haha
Lots of great stories in here. Many of you have a lot of talent.Same camp as me... lol :D
I chose not to enter, due to my lack of creativity and horrendous writing skills.