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geekhack Community => New Members => Topic started by: esoomenona on Wed, 31 July 2013, 13:17:22
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My name is Moose.
M to the double O S E
I used to be a damn noob like C P T
I guess even back then, you could call me
Better than the H H K B (MOOSE)
Almost a year here, I know you admire
Every time I step in a thread and what transpires
Flyer than my signature longer than CLiB's name
I got a bunch of quotes in the signature game
That's right, MOOSE
Not C P T, and unlike any of them letters
No one can make 'em wetter
I check keyboards like a customs inspector
My homie, Bunny, told me, "I'm hungry for some lettuce"
Now guess what I'ma do? You like MY? Check this
Never know when I'm trolling or serious, so reckless
Don't think of adding me to your ignore list, respect this
You only hurt yourself if you're trying to neglect this
10/10 Needs a record deal.
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My name is Moose.
M to the double O S E
I used to be a damn noob like C P T
I guess even back then, you could call me
Better than the H H K B (MOOSE)
Almost a year here, I know you admire
Every time I step in a thread and what transpires
Flyer than my signature longer than CLiB's name
I got a bunch of quotes in the signature game
That's right, MOOSE
Not C P T, and unlike any of them letters
No one can make 'em wetter
I check keyboards like a customs inspector
My homie, Bunny, told me, "I'm hungry for some lettuce"
Now guess what I'ma do? You like MY? Check this
Never know when I'm trolling or serious, so reckless
Don't think of adding me to your ignore list, respect this
You only hurt yourself if you're trying to neglect this
10/10 Needs a record deal.
Kufff Kuffff, yea maybe, was not so bad until the MY part :cool:
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I thought I was the only one who thought of that song when I saw those intro posts! For all you haters who don't know:
I'm pretty new as well.
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Two threads in one day...
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:-X not moose rap worthy :'(
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:-X not moose rap worthy :'(
Here's a new rap just for you:
Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace Versace SpAmRaY Versace Versace Versace
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nice to meet ya bro!
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Dam you haven't even been here a year yet. Felt like you've been here many years...
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Dam you haven't even been here a year yet. Felt like you've been here many years...
Less than two months away now!
What will you do to celebrate?
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Reunion with me and watch Mean Girls
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My name is Moose.
M to the double O S E
I used to be a damn noob like C P T
I guess even back then, you could call me
Better than the H H K B (MOOSE)
Almost a year here, I know you admire
Every time I step in a thread and what transpires
Flyer than my signature longer than CLiB's name
I got a bunch of quotes in the signature game
That's right, MOOSE
Not C P T, and unlike any of them letters
No one can make 'em wetter
I check keyboards like a customs inspector
My homie, Bunny, told me, "I'm hungry for some lettuce"
Now guess what I'ma do? You like MY? Check this
Never know when I'm trolling or serious, so reckless
Don't think of adding me to your ignore list, respect this
You only hurt yourself if you're trying to neglect this
Now moose you say you're reckless
Well let's just see
If you still think you so respectless
After dealin with me
Toss your keyboards out the window
Smash up all your Cherr-y
Cause ya know MY ain't nothin
And neither is topre
Cross yow off my checklist man
There's no way that you can best this, damn
Walk away while yo can
Cause next you know yo Punisher caps in my hand
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Also CWD, your sig is messed up. Table failure :(
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Also CWD, your sig is messed up. Table failure :(
Yeah I think they just changed the table code.
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Now moose you say you're reckless
Well let's just see
If you still think you so respectless
After dealin with me
Toss your keyboards out the window
Smash up all your Cherr-y
Cause ya know MY ain't nothin
And neither is topre
Cross yow off my checklist man
There's no way that you can best this, damn
Walk away while yo can
Cause next you know yo Punisher caps in my hand
Now who this witch doctor think he is,
Chanting his silly raps at me?
He wants to take my Korean keyboards
and hand them out for free?
Chest all pushed out like he's tough
But couldn't hurt me if he tried
Because I smash kids like him
Like I smash on MY
Better check that list again
I'm never not on the top
I explode in this *****
And you can't even pop
Cherry MX switches
Is what you think are the best?
You woke the sleeping beast's hunger
Cower with your regrets
Only thing I regret is not finishin ya sooner
Only warnin dissed ya
When I shoulda friggin owned ya
Cause my raps maniacal
Words meltin you like acetone
You be like your switches bro
Rubber domes tryin to act like they mechanical
Can't even press my buttons yo
Eighty Gs to much fo yo fingers, no?
Or is it the matrix lay-out?
Do you even ergo bro?
Ain't no point in steppin to a master, I suggust you stay out
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Hehe, CWD rhymed out with out. And ya with ya.
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You want to knock me off, boy?
Better keep on gunning
In this keyboard chase, I'm winning
And I'm not even running
Stop to catch your breath
You have a lot of ground to cover
Before you catch up with me
You have to pass many others
You think your rhymes are crazy
But to a G like me, they're tame
You're looking at the wildest
And boy, I see you're a lame
You think you got the fire
But you're ice to this flame
I knock you around til you're staggeringnd my keyboards do the same
It's cute you think you're winnin
When I've lapped you three times
Already crossed the finish line
Come back just to beat you another time
You say my rhymes are ice
Well that's just fine
So cold they put out fire
Send chills down yo spine
Now let me unwind
Yo typin can't match mine
300 words a minute
B**** I got record times
So best get in line
To get served
ErgoDox is da word
Still walkin straight as it's columns
You the one staggerin over
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This made me smile, in times of not much smiling :)
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Go ahead and send your goons
But it just be a waste
Throw their corpses in the river
Let the fishies eat their face
And I do the same to you
Cause I'm the one who sets the pace
All yo girls just be my seconds
And yo clacks gonna get erased
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I'm seeing little blurbs now
Running out of steam?
Your lines are getting duller now
While my light is starting to beam
Put the spotlight right above me
This is my time to gleam
You think you hold a candle to me?
Boy, wake up from your dream
I wish you would pick up the pace
I was just getting sleepy
You wipe your face and tears erased
There's no need to be weepy
Moose is beastin' on the 'board
Now it's startin' to get creepy
Wake up and wash your sheets
So scared you had to go peepee
My rhymes are gettin shorta
Cause that's all I need to own ya
I don't need a whole novel
Just to brush ya off my shoulda
Got more venom in eight lines
Than you do in sixteen
My rhymes are mean
And I'm crankin on my keyboard
Runnin like a machine
Coal be glowin like the sun
Boilin water into steam
Yeah, my fire burnin twice as bright
Twice as strong
Even twice as long
Go back to your hovel moosey
Before your fire's all gone
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Moosey is progressively getting filthier while CWD is starting to fall off. I feel like I'm in the late 90's right now with all this rap battling.
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Moosey is progressively getting filthier while CWD is starting to fall off. I feel like I'm in the late 90's right now with all this rap battling.
And I thought these were haiku's :thumb:
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Almost an hour later?
Wow, that took you some time
Did you pay a kindergartener
To come up with that rhyme?
You gotta get up on my level
'Fore you start callin' me Moosey
But that's just not going to happen
Your lines are smellier than booty
Time to call the cops
CWD's gettin' dropped
Faster than my balls at 10
With his garbage slop
You ain't no working machine
You're just a ****ing fiend
You can't get you enough
Of this Moose supreme
(was at lunch)
Got the po-lice in my pocket
So it ain't no good to call
Nobody gonna help ya
Cause b***h, I run it all
Standin tall
Watchin this poor moose fall
You be sayin that my rhymes are by a kid
But would you rather people think
You were beat by me or him?
But let's face it moose
Against you, either one would win
And I call you what I want
Ain't no way that you can stop me
So go ahead and try me moosey
Ain't no way that you can drop me
Edit- this was written and posted before I saw mooses closing rap
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Moosey is progressively getting filthier while CWD is starting to fall off. I feel like I'm in the late 90's right now with all this rap battling.
And I thought these were haiku's :thumb:
Man, if this were a Haiku battle, I'd be running this sh*t! :cool: