Quite a response to this thread so soon, guess we can all relate.
Superglue was invented by the military for quick bandages on the battlefield, so that's why it works so well, but if it does cause some kind of cancer, the US government will have you killed to avoid any negative press.
And Ripster, dig the Mary shot, but I have to say this; I have never hung a load of jort off my own ear, but they are fun to aim for if you've already hit everywhere else on the same girl's face ... but I prefer the big, long racing stripes that start at the forehead and go all the way to the top of her skull.