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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: microsoft windows on Fri, 30 August 2013, 12:09:25
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Alright, now I'm going to start a story with three words. Your job is to add to the story with three more words. So I'll start:
Today, they were
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not using capslock
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so their keyboard
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broke. The end.
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LMAO
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8/10 would read again.
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Last night I
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ate some chips
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Last night I
Slept. The end.
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ate some chips
true it was.
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not! So, it
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was indeed over.
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But then realized
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MANDOLIN CRYSTAL SOLD
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which brought the
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COMPUTER AND THEN
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MANDOLIN CRYSTAL SOLD
in my dreams.
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THIS IS GETTING CONFUSING GUYS
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along came topre
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and it died.
(BTW guys, please don't respond to anything other than the most recent post.)
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and it died.
(BTW guys, please don't respond to anything other than the most recent post.)
instructions unclear penis stuck in a fan
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and it died.
(BTW guys, please don't respond to anything other than the most recent post.)
SO THEN THEY
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and it died.
(BTW guys, please don't respond to anything other than the most recent post.)
SO THEN THEY
cried. And that's
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WHY HE SAID, "
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WHY HE SAID, "
YOLO SWAG SON"
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So he went
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and drank water.
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This is why
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he wasn't thirsty.
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His computer is
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an awful mac.
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That is why
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That is why
we don't use macs.
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that's four words
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that's four words
oops I failed
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miserably. However, I
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miserably. However, I
don't really care,
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about apostrophies anyway
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miserably. However, I
don't really care,
about word limits.
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They don't matter.
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They don't matter.
So we use
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Microsoft Windows to
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Microsoft Windows to
spam the forum.
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I hate some
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people named thimplum
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But I like
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dem bro caps
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but version 1
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sold out fast.
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That is why
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I bought all
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I bought all
of the caps.
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and smashed them.
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and smashed them.
they deserve it.
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We lock caps
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nimbly yet effortlessly
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So we can't
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have nice things
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to say when
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microsoft windows posts
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his wonderful wisdom
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and enlightens us
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with glorious knowledge
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and my axe
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is up inside
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a regrigerator box
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that has some
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grape flavoured kool-aid
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which was drunk
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by a cat.
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everyone gets mad,
derp
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when we are
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named thimplum. Cats
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use Windows computers
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that crash often
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with Macs because
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they are amazing
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pieces of crap
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they are amazing,
NOT! Linux is
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better than MacOSX
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in zero ways.
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Apple fanboys are
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terrible with computers
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which is why
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we use Windows
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we use Windows
or maybe linux
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but not Macs
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but not Macs
I agree too
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that George Bush
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is very attractive
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said nobody ever
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except that one
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Cracked out HO
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Today there was
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Today there was
a massive thunderstorm
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right next to
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A smaller thunderstorm
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with thunders made
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by low-paid workers
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Touched her penis
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Demik ruined it
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he said disgustedly
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While picking nose
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and scratching balls
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back to keyboards...
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and dangly bits
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that dangle so....
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Too and fro
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on your nose
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and slip into...
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something more comfortable
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Bananas in pajamas.
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are coming down
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your mouth hole
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Full of bananas.
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and peanut butter
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WHERE HE AT
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IN THE BUTT
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WHAT WHAT WHAT
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IN THE MOUNTAINS
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Parmesan garlic butter
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soap, razor blades, cake.
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Death by keycaps
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is an amazing thing.
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is an amazing thing.
Unless they're ABS.
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is an amazing thing.
Unless they're ABS.
And then it's
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demik's large hands
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fondling things that
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he should not
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but does anyways
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While eating chocolate
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and rubbing bacon
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Late at night
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while he waits
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I ponder tirelessly
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at the idea
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of dem hands
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on the keyboard
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Contorting so viciously
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in pain. Like
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On MY switches
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Where pain's nonexistent
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moose brings booze
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, drinks and snoozes
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But then they
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touch their genitalia
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after eating moose
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it's 7th grade
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up in this
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exploding anal clot
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with special sauce
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and many cheesburgers
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im hungry now
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eat titty sprinkles
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with strawberry sauce
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And maple syrup
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on my body
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Cool story bros.
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Noobs eat like
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SUDDENLY, parkour giraffes
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necks get stuck
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Make moves son
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in my car
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spamray touches himself
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#yolo #swag #420
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Only one time
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Bees stung my
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pet ornithorhynchus anatinus
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which has given
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me an awful
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stem cell sandwich
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with double cheese
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and bacon bits
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and a pickle
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With heavy cream
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topped off with
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A Side Of
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potato wedge fries
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and to drink
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freshly made mojito
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With mustard mayonnaise
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all while I
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Peed my pants
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Again and again
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and loudly yelling,
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
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C**** ************ ****
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topre please stfu
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The the the
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Demik is mad
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at Mkawa because...
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can't drive fiat
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worth a damn
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golden korean keyboard
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Is very golden
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with golden springs
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worth millions of
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worth millions of
click clack skulls
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only when she
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DIDN'T USE CAPS
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on her favorite
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vintage paisley pantsuit
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was very exquisite
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when her cat
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spoke wise words
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while eating catfood
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And then my
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naked girlfriend suddenly
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naked girlfriend suddenly
Ate Fried Chicken
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While wearing only
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Candy wrapper paper
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started dancing furiously
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While fapping calmly
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to Denis' favourite
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to Denis' favourite
cartoon network show
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My little brony
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My little brony
is really awesome
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Said no one
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ever in this
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ever in this
lie. My little
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pony sucks like
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pony sucks like
Furry get togethers
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in a refrigerator.
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Yesterday I had
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A big fat
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GIRLFRIEND WHO LIKED
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whip cream on
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her latte from
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the dumpster at
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microsoft windows house
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without windows in
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world with walls
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and no doors
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in the basement
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I am afraid
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There is nothing
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To do here.
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Come ye all
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Big and small
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man or moose
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and use MY.
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Obama is live
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and just sharted
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All over Syria.
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He wants to
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touch himself on
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his little white
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CRT computer monitor
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While holding his
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POWER MACINTOSH G3
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that he prefers
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to smash. This
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is the end
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is the end
of Bro Caps.
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We use Windows
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not OS X
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the plot thickens
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the plot thickens
just like this
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smart person who
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doesn't even care.
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about iMacs because
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they have apples
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in their trashcans
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running windows 95
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on their favorite
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In their pants
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pocket, they found
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pocket, they found
A strange cow.
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Made out of
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Made out of
garbage topre caps.
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Thimplum is a
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Thimplum is an
amazing person. You
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are much better
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than a dumpster
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where thimplum resides
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doing real work
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after he did
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nothing useful ever.
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Personal attacks are
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a blasphemy among
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what we need
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a blasphemy among
decent forum members.
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Doesn't include trolls
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like Bro Caps
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I love Lamp
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like Bro Caps
totally predictable response
*I find it amusing that you feel you are a 'decent forum member'
LOLOLOLOLLL
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AND LOUD NOISES
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that sound like
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farting cub rubber
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Pressed against a
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overweight sharpei's buttcheek
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with a topper
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tit tay sprinkles
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with pixie dust
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Used pixie dust
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Used pixie dust
aka nose candy
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Cocaine's a hell
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of a drug
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bff to GB
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Sometime you can
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fap to grass
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then put it
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in your bong!
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While doing burundanga
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in the old
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big rusty Cadillac
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of bill clinton
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there you go.
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And that's how...
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you make über
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organsm with a
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little help from
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a Russian giraffe.
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Row row row
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your Windows PC
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in the trash
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is a crime
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you wont regret.
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However, throwing clickclacks
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instead of stones
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to esoomenona with
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chocolate flavored dildos
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only results in
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Lots of fun
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and getting hurt
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in the crotch
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and tinlong said
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"do me next"
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in da butt
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with the purple
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painted unicorn horn
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attached to a
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Big black brocaps
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rarely visible to
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the Dong Squad
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in leather hotpants
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while dancing in
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a blind man
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with a macbook
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whilst eating chicken
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in one piece
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under a table
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that got painted
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by a wig
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with loads of
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rainbow hair. Then,
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Cotton candy lipstick
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tickled my pickle
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, a wild snorlax
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ready to fight
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Fell asleep instead
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of gettin laid
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and gettin' paid
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. But then he
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Fell over his
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Massive girth while
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Trying not to
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Fart and pee
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like a whale
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called moby ****
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"diversify yo bonds"
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Gary mother****ing Oak
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Dirty dirty dirty
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up all night
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to get Loki
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a big dong
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is what sifo
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craves the most
(wait.. ****)
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Special bacon burgers
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taste like garbage
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taste like garbage
Money money moneyyyyyyyy
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The Shooter Guy
(http://f0.bcbits.com/img/a0410899005_10.jpg)
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won't open link
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so I hog-tied
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ignore this post :-[
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you dont say
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fatties eat free
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mircosoft internet explorer
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is the worst
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but Netscape's best
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friend is not
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demik the dictator
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but Prof is.
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not building ergodox
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. If you look
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nope not there
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but may be
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that's ice-cold diarrhea
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Only to drink
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A cold beer
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, then 11 more.
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When I wake
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I like to
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check geekhack for
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CLACK CLARK SALES
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which are very
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cheap considering the
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really awful quality
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of Thimplum's posts.
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of Thimplum's posts.
, which are terrible.
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cause of pony
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awesomeness. The end.
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Lock this *****.
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Right now please
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Or I will
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iam shakespeare hereby
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SO TODAY, SHE
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started using lowercase.
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Lock this thread.
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or moose will
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drop kick infants
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into bone dust
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twerk miley miley
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ladygaga wanna be
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in middle earth
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mientras tomando cervezas
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Lewis and Clark
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microsoft and apple
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ARE VERY DIFFERENT
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apple is worse
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than a pile
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of horse ****
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in Rohans land.
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While hyundai and
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tintin kill people
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, nobody ever mentioned
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that he could
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also kill little
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nikki with this
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GIANT CRAPPY KEYBOARD
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THAT WAS MADE
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BY APPLE. THAT
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IS SO RAVEN
E: holy **** its contagious
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BECAUSE SHE WAS
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REALLY HITTING THE
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hits from bong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNEzeEw_WWQ)
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drinking some tea
(http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/5/21/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-6157-1369147269-3.gif)
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, smoking some soup
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and snorting the
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ELECTRICAL OUTLETS IN
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in the world
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of green fairies
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which caused tyrotoxism
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. This is why
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we lock threads.
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when we are
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really horny. End.
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I got some
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windows 3.1 disks
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for drink coasters
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and skeet shooting
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Geekhackers like to
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troll a lot
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and use Windows98
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which is awesome
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but not really
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. Macs, on the
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other hand are
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skeet skeet skeet
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wrong--they're crap!
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In fact, they
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eat chicken very
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catfec ctate cthlitvchi
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. Suddenly, a knock
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athclth thlcu catulchke
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hashtag legit ballin
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for swagless scrubs
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who eat VCR's.
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Enjoy the old
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Way of life
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Is too short
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WHEN HE USES
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HIS GIANT BUTT
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SHAPED KEYBOARD. SO
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HE PUT THE
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olyp in polyp
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I don't even
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understand what I'm
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eating while having
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Windows on my
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sweet new ipad
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Which is up
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your butt. That
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your butt. That
is sealed off
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FROM MACS. GO
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USE A MAC
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Your whole life
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because you're dumb
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,and steve jobs
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Ate a pie
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And he did
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smoke more weed
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Is good for
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kicking annoying infants
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who'll surely attract
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more annoying infants
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Love to stay
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many annoying infants
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Became gh mods
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Love to drink
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Fosters, aussie beer
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stupid annoying infants
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Never wash their
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annoying infant toys
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Story is the
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hot diggity dog
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Can bite your
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little winnie thing
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with whiskey d!ck
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Tracy is a
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big bad infant
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ergodox user because
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his gold cockring
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works in the
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separated hand layout
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of his Microsoft
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internet explorer 5.5
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Web page 404
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is your homepage.
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when you are
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beating the tender
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VGA cable. Sifo
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has a little
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CRT computer monitor.
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This is false
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because I have
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an LCD monitor
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that costed 4k.
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and it has
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LED lights everywhere
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and they're useless.
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like MLP bronies
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. That is why
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MW has to
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form upon this
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furry yiff club
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, first rule of
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My life's over.
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MSW a troll
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SAID NOBODY. SO,
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MW upgraded to
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windows millenium edition
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Ridiculously Long Meeting
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Are useless in
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rooms with Macs
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And windows too.
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now start another
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Round of bunch
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so we can
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finally decide who
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adds three words
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to the following
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sentence about Windows:
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windows really sucks.
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WHICH ISN'T TRUE.
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on April first
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Purple moonlight crocodiles
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riding purple hippos
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dancing on tiny
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skinless murder dolls
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WHILE USING WINDOWS 98
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I decapitated myself
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and this is
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all windows' doing
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on a mac.
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The mac crashed
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just like always.
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we don't use
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Hope Mayweather loses.
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WHEN HE USES
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terrible microsoft windows
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i am drunk................................
(rly tho)
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And I might
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throwup mom's spaghetti
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for ****'s sake
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bring me more
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Pepto-Bismol to stop
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the incessant diarrhea
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That really hurts
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my canker sores
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in my butt
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Are really itchy
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just like dads
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But not bad
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considering I have
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nothing else to
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read while I
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smell my finger.
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It smelled like
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some smelly garbage.
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I realized then
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Thimplum's posts are
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straight booty. With
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this knowledge gained,
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i kiss everyones
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huge smelly erect
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the_ed sonned mike
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but demik is
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cool kitty cat
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Who never sleeps
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on cherry blue
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Because they're loud.
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you can't handle
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your ugly butt
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Is calling to
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Is calling to
fart everywhere possible
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what the heck
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is the butt
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of a cigarette?
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Said what what?
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SO, LATER ON
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, serious hijinks commenced
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and ate lunch
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using Windows 98.
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But it crashed
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the mac party
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in the basement
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of the sewage-plant.
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The next day
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some sentient nipples
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erected themselves quickly
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and some milk
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at the supermarket.
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That last sentence
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made me hard.
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-ly not high.
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Go fly kites
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with your butt
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for Miley Cyrus.
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While she twerks
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with dat ass
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-assin's creed is
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gay hoodie vest
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Fits so snug
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that makes me
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sing blurred lines
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ABOUT WINDOWS 2000.
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which is great.
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COMPUTERS RUN WINDOWS.
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I RUN WINDOWS.
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That's so fetch.
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MACS ARE CRAP.
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CRazy Awesome Puters
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apparently this thread =
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windows vs mac
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HAS ALREADY BEEN
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DECIDED IN FAVOR
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OF WINDOWS 98.
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which sucks big
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time just like
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any other windows
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any other windows
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any other windows.
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That isn't true.
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Cactux has problems.
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So why do
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his butt hurt
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when soap drops?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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U r evil
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i haz spleling
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SAID BARACK OBAMA.
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Tunnel snakes rule!
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But they only
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Have butch, and
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his mom's dead.
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Conquering the world...! ň_ó
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WITH WINDOWS 98!
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Always reticulating splines
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when the old
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windows 98 machine
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runs Sim City.
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Alongside nothing else
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it is best.
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Just like faeries
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who are just
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in Bieber, I
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solemnly swear that
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that i am
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gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and do
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a big pie
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TODAY, THEY WENT
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dancing without theirs
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black fedora hats
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on the streets
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of trolling town
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born and raised
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in the ghetto.
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ComputerLab in basement
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ComputerLab in basement
uses Windows 98
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ComputerLab in basement
used Windows 98
back in 2002.
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ComputerLab in basement
used Windows 98
back in 2002.
AND HE STILL
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thinks it's ****
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thinks it's ****
A WONDERFUL PRODUCT.
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Windows98 is obsolete.
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microsoft windows agrees.
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Windows98 is obsolete.
said nobody! So,
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it is true.
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My mother-in-law is
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is such a
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is such an
idiot. She uses
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a mac! That's
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extremely overpriced and
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incapable of computing
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the simplest math
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That's why Windows
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98 is superior.
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to macs. We
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use Windows. We
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all should use
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Windows 98. We
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need to stop
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using Macs. They
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are ****ing garbage
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just like clacks
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and cherry mx
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dark grey switches.
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Windows is amazing!
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Macs are awful!
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You are right!
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What the ****!
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Said the duck.
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Take no chances
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with horrible Macs.
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blue screen heartattacks
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With Big black
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cats in attics.
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I'm a cat.
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said Nancy Pelosi.
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J'adore le
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So then, today
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we decided to
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eat burgers with
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ratones y cucarachas
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and meatloaf muffintops
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in a bus
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pieno di pazzi
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and up went
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a big fat
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quite strange cow.
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So that's why
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i talk in
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Three word sentences
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Good game everyone
(its over now)
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To be continued
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Fibrillar Dynactinometer Misdirect
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caught em surprised
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when fat people
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eat grilled-cheese sandwiches.
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They only eat
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enough to fill
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a dumpster with
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poopie baby diapers
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from Michelle Obama.
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Meanwhile, Barrack Obama
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ate grilled-cheese sandwiches
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on top of
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a nuclear missle
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that was full
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of halloween candy
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themed click clacks
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While kissing this
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ALRIGHT, TIME TO
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CHANGE THE TOPIC!
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Government shut down
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its computers with
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Win98 and IE6
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because they suck.
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Now they use
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Windows 2000 and IE6.
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Windows 2000 and IE6.
That's four words.
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No, it's 3 words
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and a number!
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Oh, the burns.
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GET WINDOWS 98 TODAY.
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oh not that
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****ty operating system
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called MAC OSX.
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Easily trumps w98
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(You guys need to take some ESL classes if you think these are sentences you're making.)
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Let's start over...
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with Windows 98.
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How about 8?
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8 grilled-cheese sandwiches.
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I love grilled
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ice cream sandwiches
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on top of
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ur mom xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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That is why
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I couldn't just
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get the owl
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but I did
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not .. why why
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I eat all
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all my veggies
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cactux wat are
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insert 3 words
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after these three
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Translucent click craps
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that do not
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slice bagels are
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great with shmears
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with steering wheels.
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Yo quiero taco
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said the young
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Yo quiero taco
bell, MW failed...
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...TO USE MAC OSX.
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because macOS sucks
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MS-DOS IS SUPERIOR
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TO MAC OSX.
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And tinlong is
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a guy with
-
long braided hair
-
who eats roadkill.
-
while mw is
-
a fat girl
-
in snoopy's dreams.
-
that were nightmares
-
in MW's opinion.
-
Today, the government
-
acted like children
-
in a kitchen
-
Congress is a
-
Congress is an
air conditioner with
-
wet farts inside
-
of their bowels.
-
That is why
-
our government sucks.
-
tinlong is gay.
-
So are macs.
-
Everyone dies, FIN.
-
Go fly kites
-
during thunder storms.
-
said Nancy Pelosi.
-
lets start this
-
by catching pikachu
-
with fishing poles.
-
Politicians are morons.
-
SO THAT IS
-
WHY WE KEEP
-
VOTING FOR THEM.
-
Today, they were
-
wondering why the
-
**** we thugs.
-
We like to
-
**** *****es and
-
smoke some weed.
-
while watching the
-
3 word story
-
because yesterday we
-
using Windows 98
-
WCS S3 Finals
-
Currently has dong
-
That is why
-
you are alone...
-
in a world
-
full of so
-
many Apple computers
-
that all are
-
crap and break
-
into a pile
-
of pencil sharpeners.
-
And suddenly, bananas.
-
Hundreds of them.
-
In the pencil
-
They shall be
-
THE ONES WHO
-
Summon upon the
-
CURSED CREST OF CHOCULA
-
JOINED BY FRANKENBERRY
-
at Sears, where
-
they bought screwdrivers
-
for breakfast. So,
-
they could unscrew
-
their keyboard trays.
-
The next step
-
is becoming one
-
of the best
-
In the game
-
of life. So
-
we decided to
-
take out the
-
keyboards and use
-
Them for pure
-
unadulterated sexual pleasure
-
while secretly dreaming
-
that MW stfu
-
and he converts
-
into a keyboard
-
that plays magic
-
that plays magic
on the toilet
-
with no toiletpaper
-
and salad dressing
-
But there is
-
Windows 98, which is
-
the best. Therefore,
-
Mac has to
-
get Windows now.
-
Safari is just
-
a piece of
-
caca. The best browser is
-
to use Windows.
-
Anytime you feel
-
happy, you are
-
Just one step
-
towards the end
-
Of all time.
-
Oh holy taco,
-
for Christmas I
-
lit my menorah
-
and then realized,
-
****, I'm Atheist
-
so now I
-
Run around naked
-
with naked girls
-
and naked cats
-
and mostly naked
-
dwarves, like from
-
that Kardashian show
-
But from Mordor
-
, where the boys
-
Become real men
-
That like to
-
**** my *******
-
every other day...
-
and intimately stare
-
at the cat
-
that always does
-
rapid sex moves
-
while sucking its
-
sweet little teet
-
This thread needs
-
to be bumped
-
or else CLiB
-
will bump again
-
will bump again
until he can
-
bump no more
-
because XP's DEAD
-
AS A DOORNAIL
-
But XP ARISES!
-
Then Chuck Norris
-
holding a whip
-
and a baby
-
stared hard at
-
his man teats
-
while softly rubbing
-
the said whip
-
with whipped cream
-
screams in delight
-
adds some chocolate
-
and a marshmallow
-
The baby licks
-
his creamed whip
-
while Chuck Norris
-
kicks its mother
-
But she knows
-
Chuck's weak part
-
she showed him
-
a 4chan thread
-
and he cried
-
for his soul
-
and then he
-
dropkicked the baby
-
and it flew
-
between the goalposts
-
into an albatross
-
family, which flew
-
directly to Boston
-
Almost in Gold.
-
Korean keyboard kraze
-
hit me hard
-
Myself I do
-
not use Macs.
-
because windows sucks
-
on marketing since
-
condom was invented.
-
That's why the
-
story was told
-
using Windows 98.
-
And it crashed
-
due to the
-
usage of Macs.
-
Because those are
-
trash, utter trash
-
for insecure microsoft.widows
-
for insecure microsoft.widows
And you cheated.
(it's called the 3 word story thread)
-
for insecure microsoft.widows
And you cheated.
(it's called the 3 word story thread)
Terrible terrible cheater
-
for insecure microsoft.widows
And you cheated.
(it's called the 3 word story thread)
Terrible terrible cheater
he doesn't have a space so I call it one word but OK :'(
edit: wait he does have a space? i thought there was a period in there :o
-
for insecure microsoft.widows
And you cheated.
(it's called the 3 word story thread)
Terrible terrible cheater
he doesn't have a space so I call it one word but OK :'(
edit: wait he does have a space? i thought there was a period in there :o
Objection, argumentative. Sustained
-
for insecure microsoft.widows
And you cheated.
(it's called the 3 word story thread)
Terrible terrible cheater
he doesn't have a space so I call it one word but OK :'(
edit: wait he does have a space? i thought there was a period in there :o
THREE WORDS ONLY.
-
angrily shouted the
-
Windows user. Then,
-
backdated to vista
(best os)
-
which was invented
-
by mac users
-
in order to
-
sabotage the reputation
-
of the best
-
operating system on
-
the planet! So,
-
he ****ing farted
-
he ****ing farted
pooped out anus
-
on commander riker
-
the puppy molester
-
because of the
-
super lion and
-
horny spider woman
-
who loves tomatoes
-
with tabasco. But
-
you all suck
-
banana flavored lollipop's
-
which tastes like
-
banana flavored lollipop's
-
keep topre alive
-
wat wat wat
-
cups of rubber
-
a.k.a cloud of
-
banana flavored lollipop's
-
a.k.a cloud of
tig ole' bitties
-
Meanwhile, Chuck dashed
-
because he was
-
bloody freaking out
-
because he was
-
pissed his baby
-
and then he
-
look at it
-
said the elephant
-
baby pointing at
-
the pile of
-
NICE STORY GUYS.
-
And so, Chuck
-
touched his boobs
-
aka man teats
-
and he got
-
a hard on
-
while playing his
-
new game with
-
jesus ****ing christ
-
and jesus was
-
dominating the competition
-
That was when
-
Fred Durst came
-
and said this:
-
"I am terrible"
-
but that's because
-
Batman drugged him
-
with roofies since
-
Fred Durst has
-
a severe case
-
of crazy ****
-
which easily could
-
spread to the
-
nearest hallucinating transvestite
-
who was jumping
-
on bed, naked
-
her junk flopping
-
Her man-breasts
-
quivered in the
-
New Jersey air
-
while eating the
-
infected KFC chicken
-
OMG! He turned!
-
after turning he
-
banana flavored lollipops
-
his junk lookalike
-
exclaimed after tasting
-
best grammar world
-
Jedi Master vocabulary
-
hit by train
-
and ****ing died
-
That's the end.
-
The zombie gas
-
smelled like rotten
-
minority fart gas
-
gas gas gas
-
fart gas boomblast
-
boom chicka wonka
-
clap clap WONK
-
. As the idiots
-
frolicked in the
-
frolicked in the
nice name bro
-
frolicked in the
nice name bro
You ruined it
-
but then fixed
-
the computers. That
-
had been eaten
-
by terrible game
-
with small aliens
-
played by lizards.
-
So that's why
-
the giant tricycles
-
So that's why
were ridin dirty
-
and ****in' tearing
-
some major ****
-
cats in Petco.
-
After doing that
-
she played checkers.
-
Turns out the
-
computers run Windows.
-
Meaning that they
-
are running Windows.
-
And thus are
-
Windows computers. Therefore,
-
the kids had
-
Windows on their
-
computers even though
-
they have Windows.
-
Then a Mac
-
broke because it
-
got stomped on
-
by an antelope.
-
The antelope was
-
really really angry
-
at Windows98 because
-
it ****ing sucks
-
since it doesn't
-
have Google Chrome
-
and therefore is
-
a massive piece
-
of epic hardware
-
you ruined it
-
Chrome is software
-
that I like
-
because it is
-
not Internet Explorer
-
And chrome book
-
is still better
-
than MacBook because
-
baby baby baby
-
ohhhhh baby baby
-
hell. ****ing. no.
-
you ruined it
-
I must confess
-
Windows 98 is
-
killing me nooooOOoooow
-
Don't you know
-
I still believe
-
in windows xp
-
agent fox mulder
-
watch out, alienz
-
my poor sister
-
my bread sticks
-
on alien probe
-
please don't hammer
-
nails into my
-
penis, pretty please
-
No too bad
-
Said sadistic alien
-
named Barack Obama.
-
Ron Paul 2012
-
And the amount
-
of campaign finances
of federal spending
-
asdas fdsf fasd
-
asdas fdsf fasd
**** you ****
-
said the inbred
-
said the inbred
hey, not bad!
-
Computers with Windows
-
made by Apple
-
are quite fruity.
-
Yet they are
-
Windows computers. Therefore,
-
they smell like
-
cheesecake. Therefore, there
-
must have been
-
some cheesecake in
-
the SSD or
-
George Bush's mailbox.
-
Unfortunately the cheesecake
-
had an affair
-
with Bill Clinton
-
and sucked ****
-
to get some
-
rad as ****
-
cigarettes. That's why
-
he had that
-
weed in his
-
paper shredder. When
-
Bush visits him
-
he will eat
-
way too much
-
american president ****
-
How often did
-
he eat burgers?
-
he eat burgers?
too many he
-
fell over and
-
started eating more
-
delicious amazing burgers
-
filled with unicorn
-
droppings. That's what
-
Mac users eat.
-
Mac users also
-
should use Windows.
-
Not because it's
-
a sexy woman
-
but because it's
-
made of semen
-
said the 12-year-old.
-
As he started
-
using his Mac.
-
Since his PC
-
is vastly superior.
-
Altough his Mac
-
is ****ty. Obama
-
uses a Mac
-
because he's retarded.
-
Apparently retarded people
-
are elected president.
-
Except on Geekhack.
-
Fact of the
-
Sexually deprived deviant
-
is a book
-
Up your ass
-
went the probe
-
playing a song
-
Epzy enjoyed it
-
African Slinger Baby
-
shouted as he
-
climbed his bamboo
-
but he slipped
-
and fell into
-
the rabbit hole
-
entirely forgetting the
-
Alice madness returns
-
through debauch Bacchanals
-
she then finds
-
THE SHAMPOO HAS
-
AIDS, everyone has
-
AIDS IN THEIR
-
shampoo, and in
-
Belarus that shampoo
-
Magic Johnson's anus
-
is used for
-
curing HIV AIDS
-
Selena Bieber is
-
Magic Johnson's anus
Was probed by
-
Magic Johnson's anus
Was probed by
Selena Bieber, doh
-
he then had
-
copious hardcore
saxophone megaphoning
-
while he was
-
training selina meyer.
-
drowning in cum
The cars were
-
getting eating by
-
vaguely confused vegans
-
in a tub
-
Of bacon grease
Not part of this thread*** Someone should waste their life and put all the words into a word document for us to read lol.
-
USA! Brazil! Kongo!
-
Guns Jesus Porn
-
SOUR CREAM AND
-
donenion rings, bro
-
That's the ****
-
I like to
-
**** in the
-
1996 Ford Taurus.
-
1996 Ford Taurus
-
is a very
-
bad car for
-
lemurs. So, that's
-
why the 1996
-
Ford Taurus won.
-
Even though it
-
was driven by
-
inbreds in 1996
-
according to fiction.
-
Or so the
-
inbred Mongolians thought.
-
that George wasn't
-
. Is the transmission
-
****ed? I'm surprised
-
If it still
-
is running now
-
1996 Ford Taurus
-
is a really
-
dank ass car.
-
Although it was
-
a large ****
-
and he was
-
driving a Ford
-
while he was
-
banging a hooker
-
And molesting noodles
-
he was killing
-
Raping pillaging marauding
-
Bombing monkey fishnets
-
only when the
-
1996 Ford Taurus
-
is not working.
-
Which is pretty
-
much always because
-
it's a pretty
-
farty ****ing car
-
yawk yawk yawk
-
this is due
-
To the fact
-
To the fact
That I ate
-
a smelly pancake
-
a smelly pancake
drizzled with possibility
-
and a glimpse
-
of a ****ty
-
thread remaining unlocked.
-
Pawnstars caught the
-
drunk old lady
-
posting **** posts.
-
The lady was
-
smoking crack too.
-
Crack is very
-
low waist line
-
on her jeans.
-
My oh my
-
dat thong tho
-
titties bouncing like
-
bunnies on trampolines
-
That's just how
-
nice they are
-
when you squeeze
-
oranges on them
-
just so you
-
have a creamcicle
-
or a breastsicle.
-
BOOBSICLES FOR EVERYONE!
-
...said the witch
-
named Hillary Clinton.
-
what a *****
-
Hillary Clinton is.
-
Welcome back to
-
the World of
-
Windows, where there
-
are no limits.
-
That is the
-
1996 Ford Taurus
-
driven by the
-
Windows 98 fanatic.
-
said Barack Obama,
-
as he drove
-
through time and
-
space, while shooting
-
porcelain donkey statues.
-
After much discussion,
-
he decided to
-
take the one
-
eyed dinosaur to
-
his two eyes
-
but he got
-
a **** instead
-
of ice cream
-
So OJ Simpson
-
smelled of elderberries
-
said the green
-
ganja god as
-
Obama watched his
-
freshly lit blunt
-
while it landed
-
in the arabian
-
toilet store. That's
-
how you get
-
gas, lots of
-
television sets with
-
cute asian pancakes
-
in ninja sauce
-
made by the
-
Swedish Chef imposter.
-
That's why Hillary
-
was so damn
-
hot headed, when
-
she was in
-
bangladesh for her
-
soft and squishy
-
toenails. They had
-
Mac OS 9.2.2
-
which Obama thinks
-
is pretty rad
-
because Mac is
-
Donald's favorite restaurant.
-
Mechanical bear loose
-
penis in cable
-
tomorrow at 5.
-
She was so
-
in a puddle
-
of uranium near
-
a bicycle path
-
for flying toads.
-
Bill Gates lacks
-
idiocy, unlike the
-
people who don't
-
use Windows 98.
-
Hannah Montana is
-
a morbidly obese
-
black girl from
-
rural Manitoba, famous
-
China. That's why
-
****ing **** ****s
-
like the bros
-
fart on earth
-
Shut up please.
-
I once saw
-
MW get mad
-
lol he sux
-
said the old
-
said the old
Win98 using dinosaur
-
according to the
-
Paraguay biannual census
-
authored by Jimmy.
-
It's time for
-
Windows 98! That's
-
the way forward.
-
Sweden surely is
-
full of Windows
-
users that can't
-
use Apple products.
-
The main reason
-
is that they
-
love using Windows.
-
Microsoft Windows is
-
always in the
-
future of computing.
-
However apple is
-
a tasty fruit
-
that is often
-
used as a
-
pie ingredient, especially
-
when there are
-
rotten to the
-
bone chicken wings
-
in a bag
-
of warm ****
-
in the oven
-
of microsoft windows
-
outdated hardware store
-
The store is
-
never open when
-
Bill Gates is
-
busy dancing on
-
his air conditioners.
-
Mr. Chang said
-
I shot the
-
iMac with a
-
brachiosaur mounted rail-gun
-
having intercourse with
-
a sea cucumber
-
, whilst a small
-
-minded Geekhack user
-
shut it down.
-
Town Julie Brown
-
is where the
-
magic always happens
-
with Internet Explorer.
-
like breaking down.
-
The British are
-
Internet Explorer users.
-
apart from the
-
super smart ones.
-
who use IE6.
-
just kidding they
-
use google chrome.
-
in your dreams.
-
MSc-thesis almost finished.
-
IE6 is not
-
good at all.
-
One fine day,
-
all the butts
-
in South Buttsville
-
went moist on
-
ice cream sandwiches
-
although Hitler was
-
of jewish descent
-
he still enjoyed
-
A Caesar salad
-
with his mom.
-
On that note,
-
we use Windows.
-
What's the deal
-
with airline peanuts?
-
I don't know
-
Airline food however,
-
tastes like ****
-
because of the
-
air and height
-
which causes taste
-
buds to spaz
-
along with food
-
That's all she
-
fit into her
-
purse as her
-
computer was loading
-
slowly with windows.
-
Suddenly, she motioned
-
my tiny penis
-
into the garbage.
-
While I was
-
using Windows 98,
-
in my dreams
-
about the best
-
about the best
Three word story.
-
tacos are food
-
that taste like
-
tacos tacos tacos
-
only when there
-
are super tacos
-
Being powered by
-
k thx bai
-
So the story
-
said that the
-
ending is near.
-
That only applies
-
if the cake
-
was made using
-
jizz and towels
-
in Paicrai's basement.
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-
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-
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-
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-
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-
nice ****ing try
-
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-
I use Windows98.
-
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That's a stretch
-
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-
only when there
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-
then you can
-
yes also too
-
use bad grammar.
-
But what about
-
the brown cats
-
in brown hats
-
who only drive
-
in brown Fiats
-
Wearing brown Birkenstocks
-
are the lip
-
there was gonna
-
Be an end
-
to all Macs
-
with blatant attacks
-
stabbin' their backs
-
and their butt-cracks.
-
So then, there
-
is a plane
-
up an ass
-
with passengers inside
-
prepare for turbulence
-
Then plane crashed
-
Into the sea
-
of big red
-
Pool of blood
-
Filled with penises
-
that don't exist.
-
penis penis penis
-
May the 4th
-
Be with you
-
when you are
-
a big penis
-
You are stupid.
-
big big penis.
-
maybe a vagina
-
makes you happy.
-
Anyway, there is
-
another gigantic penis
-
in my mouth.
-
Do your parents
-
Check your computer?
-
Wait! Where's your
-
penis? Oh, still
-
can't spell pennies.
-
Dang what a
-
penis that is!
-
Once upon a
-
swag. That's it.
-
There was a
-
noob called xxswagkiddiexblunts420xx
-
said the fat
-
microsoft windows, lol.
-
There are no
-
holes in Nebraska
-
or my insults.
-
Butt holes are
-
the best when
-
adorned with glittering
-
corn and peanuts
-
, or peanut penis.
-
This just in!
-
dish washers rule!
-
COMPUTERS AND INTERNET
-
used to be
-
really damn sexy
-
EXCEPT FOR MACS
-
Boat Cucumber Wire
-
is totally meaningful.
-
drape wire cotton
-
said the old
-
ass man jackson.
-
We use Windows98.
-
Everybody loves Windows98.
-
Right guys?! .....guys?
-
MACS ARE DEAD
-
WINDOWS IS ALIVE
-
boobies boobies boobies
-
boobies boobies boobies
-
Steve Jobs muttered
-
in many boobies
-
"This thread has...
-
no more logic."
-
Danny Glover noticed
-
His fly was
-
actually a bee
-
so he died
-
but Die Hard
-
chicken make lousy
-
action heroes except
-
except for my
-
awesome Microsoft Windows
-
12" figurine set.
-
My sister's penis...
-
My sister's penis...
was seen by
-
all the pastors
-
on the day
-
of the surgery
-
The doctor said
-
there might be
-
ebola ass hiv
-
in dat ****
-
wat the ****
-
u r noob
-
replied your mom
-
after microsoft windows
-
Upgraded to Windows-95
-
punching the air
-
and drop kicked
-
Sweet dolla-tea from
-
The corner store
-
I need scissors
-
Must keep soldering.
-
Don't use periods
-
Don't use periods
That seems fair
-
I think that
-
hats should only
-
go up ass
-
and out mouth
-
As per norm
-
Pac Man fever
-
moot is kill
-
, BUT ONLY WHEN
-
****IN GOD DAMN
-
MACS ARE USED.
-
HI MICROSOFT WINDOWS
-
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
-
I'VE MISSED YOU
-
WITH MY RIFLE
-
TOO MANY TIMES
-
MICROSOFT WINDOWS 10
-
IS VERY GOOD.
-
..argument for linux
-
BEING USED FOR
-
Pointless debate anyway
-
said the old
-
man bear pig
-
while he sat
-
on a mac
-
that was broken.
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that was broken.
as are all
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that MSW touches
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that MSW touches
since MSW is
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a sp00ky poltergeist
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that licks everything.
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Diabetic gelato makers
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have the 'beetus
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sweetness their weakness
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spittin hot bars
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of soap maybe?
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Anyways, "this guy
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was terrified of
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cheeze-its and keyboards
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He couldn't sleep
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because his bowels
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required immediate evacuation
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into a bucket
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After he's relieved,
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he tries sleeping
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but his bowels
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is asleep and
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the pain drives
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his wife's bowels
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him swallowing clacks
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killed the thread
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It's dead, Jim.
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It's dead, Jim.
Like his bowels.
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He's no doctor
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SAID THE PRESIDENT
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of the fanclub
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The bowels fanclub
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Jan Michael Vincent
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is a member
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Sometimes when he
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Gets overly stressed
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Gets overly stressed
he smashes keyboards.
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Gets overly stressed
he smashes keyboards.
Then eats keys.
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Then licks Springs.
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Having eaten keyboards,
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the user went
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with Netscape Navigator
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. It was not
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bad like IE
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, Firefox, and GoogleChrome
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on the Internet.
(https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=93071.0;attach=184573;image)
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Microsoft Windows sucks.
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Thus spoke Linus.
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I am drunk.
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Windows Ninety Eight
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IS REALLY GREAT
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despite all the
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constant blue screens
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I Love Ergodox
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But am split
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my sopping gash
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I didn't die
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for nothing! So,
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i WENT POOP
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So DiD I
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along with Ripster.
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, WHO IS NOT
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banned, oh wait
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WHAT ABOUT THE
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resurrection from death?