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Trying to get back on my feet, so I thought I would give this a go...
1) Winner(s) will be chosen from the list of posters after I open this thread and before I close it again. Rinse repeat.
2) Rules for each will be posted before I unlock the thread. They might be interesting they might be boring.
3) It's like talking to that girl you like. Don't PM me, I'll PM you.
4) Why? Because sometimes it be like that.
5) Shall we get started?
6) Yes, yes we shall...
7) Those familiar with this type of sale already know the hurt. For those that don't, I offer you a bandage for your bum.
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Clack Happens #1
Cold Hearted (ice-o-tope blue with red eyes) Topre compatible skull.
$50 in the US, $55 international.
Rules:
1) The 3rd reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple to start.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #2 and #4. lulz
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f
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dibs
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poopity scoopity
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f
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3
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ö
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a
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good to see you!
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lol ?action=post;
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Howdy.
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Y
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awdawd
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sdfs
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A
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yo
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and...
"poopity scoopity" gets it!
lulz
PM incoming...
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lulz <---- typed at 141 wpm! Suck it! lulz
also... WORLD WIDE WEB!!!
dun dun DUN!!! Sh1t juss got reeel!
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Clack Happens #2
Mystery solid color skull in either MX or Topre flavor (winner choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 3rd reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Still keepin it simple to start.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #2 and #4. lulz
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f
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snausages
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q
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lulz
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sdfs
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wawawawawawawawa
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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y
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fasdfa
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lulz
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oeu
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hello
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dsd
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Scv
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ty eya
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Congrats septamber! PM on it's way...
Also I'm dying that noisy was so close. lulz for the "lulz". Epic bacon woot FTW! [/color]
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Clack Happens #3
2/3 Prime MX (yellow skull on dark blue base)
$60 in the US, $65 international.
Rules:
1) The 7th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Still keepin it simple to start.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #6 and #8. lulz
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dibzzz
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gg
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https://geekhack.org/index.php?action=post;topic=98411.msg2686690
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wb
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dream cap
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Hi guys, true story. So I am actually quite wealthy but the thing is money doesn't really bring me happiness. Even if you have a lot of money really you need to find something to spend it on. I have found myself in this channel seeing people's keycaps day in and day out. I just sit here for hours on ends hoping that someone may post a keycap that entices me. The thing is, most of these people have no interest in selling their keycaps! How can I acquire all the keycaps I desire if I can't simply buy them? What the **** is wrong with these people?!! Just thought I would let you guys know that resin is the true road to happiness. Without resin I think I would be living in a dark corner still... Hopefully someone can help me out! I really can't wait to get a collection going!
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im gonna gurt
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clackvent '18
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During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
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Hi guys, true story. So I am actually quite wealthy but the thing is money doesn't really bring me happiness. Even if you have a lot of money really you need to find something to spend it on. I have found myself in this channel seeing people's keycaps day in and day out. I just sit here for hours on ends hoping that someone may post a keycap that entices me. The thing is, most of these people have no interest in selling their keycaps! How can I acquire all the keycaps I desire if I can't simply buy them? What the **** is wrong with these people?!! Just thought I would let you guys know that resin is the true road to happiness. Without resin I think I would be living in a dark corner still... Hopefully someone can help me out! I really can't wait to get a collection going! DM ME TO SELL YOUR CLACKS
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S A D B O Y S, check out the daily woof clack man! :D
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nickheller smells bad.
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*****
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Plzplz
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They be like, "How many songs can you make about a booty?"
Like a thousand!
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lulz
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Jh
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Let's get some **** tonight
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holy ****
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hi guys
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A
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greyhat family represent
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asd
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not even ****ing close boys
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lulz
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Nobody knows I M ***
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Hi
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bazinga
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balls
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Titty sprinkles
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can I pay in all singles?
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Please
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greyhat family represent
lol
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it's 7k right?
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reserved for tomorrow
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beeeeer
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still unlocked lul
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greyhat family represent
lol
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lel
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meow
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Wtf is going on
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12
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bazinga
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last hit
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In for the party
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wowie
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What!
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big balls
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it's a trap
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close already you noob
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seconds
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Omg my notifications!!! Rip
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keep posting thread still up :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Wut
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U SHALT NOT LOCK
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gottem
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open
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stop
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live again
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****
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NANA
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Mine
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posting
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Yo
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Do wanr
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round 2
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Se7en
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we open again boys
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Why do we have to poo before we go pee?
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Y'all cuties
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so many replies, lol
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<3
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HEY NICK
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uwot
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gottem
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Huhsss
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thread
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reserved for the day after tomorrow
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Rip
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wat?
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greyhat family represent
lol
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Can I dibs?
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Lul
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Me me me
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maybe he meant page 7
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Daily woof
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owee ooh oweee ohh
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please
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wat
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Clack trolling us
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moar plz
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aaaaaaaaaaa
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????
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dude my phone is gonna explode STOP
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Clackplz
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Hello! I was here =)
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omg lockkkkk
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wawawoawooafwawfwf
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lick my bootyhole
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?
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sup
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Asdf
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I bet i could win if its open still now
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wait i think i got it
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smell my finger
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hi
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boo hoo me
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fk
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greyhat family represent
lol
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asdf
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Ya
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Lulz
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Nice
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I don't even know what is happening any more.
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Gsus
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Yes, Lord.
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POEWFOEAIG HI MOM
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love you and everything you've done to help father this community, clack daddy
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Gotem
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wow 1 page per minute
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close
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I locked this topic after one second. It kept getting instantly unlocked for some odd reason.
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dream cap
UBER LULZ
Congrats!
pm incoming...
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Clack Happens #4
Random solid color skull in Topre flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 4th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Still keepin it simple to start.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3 and #5. lulz
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gg
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yeet
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Dee
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k3
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lulz
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3peat
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Congrats!
Pm incoming...
nice try ZuXzu, hue hue
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Clack Happens #5
Random solid color skull in Topre flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 5th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Still keepin it simple to start.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3 and #5. lulz
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r
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Yo
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In
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Land
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3peat
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I
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dssda
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R U SERIOUS?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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That's just awesome. Could not have made that happen if we tried.
Congrats yet again ZuXzu. AND HE CALLED IT! Waaay too funny.
PM incoming...
The next Clack Happens is gunna be super screwy.
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Clack Happens #6
Faded MKII (yellow skull on green base) in either MX, Topre, or BS flavors (winners choice)
$60 in the US, $65 international.
Rules:
1) I will open the thread tomorrow (12.5.18) between noon and 4pm PST, I will give a couple minutes warning before I open the thread.
2) Write one screen name of someone who participated in Clack Happens #4 or #5. Whichever geekhack member gets the most votes wins. You CAN vote for yourself. If it's a tie, then ZuXzu gets to pick.
3) I will Pm the winner with details.
4) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
5) Oh yeah, if you post anything other than just the gh members screen name you are disqualified.
6) You can only vote once, if you post more than once you are disqualified.
7) Regretting that reclusive lifestyle now aren't we?
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Opening in a couple of minutes... I will post "open" when I unlock.
Don't forget the rules above ^^^^
I don't know how long I feel like keeping the thread open, maybe just a few seconds, maybe more.
Good luck and I hope you have friends!
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OPEN!!!
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nickheller
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halverson
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nickheller
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nickheller
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widdlekitty
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Jackedhardwarejunkie
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nickheller
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widdlekitty
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nickheller
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nickheller
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nickheller
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Nickheller
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widdlekitty
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ClackFactory
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jackedhardwarejunkie
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RocketGruntJake
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Nickheller
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Widdlekitty.
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Widdlekitty
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nickyboy
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nickheller
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nickheller
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widdlekitty
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nICKHELLER
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Nickheller
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nickheller
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mousy
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jackedhardwarejunkie
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wishful_cynic
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jackedhardwarejunkie
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Titty sprinkles
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nickheller
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Zuxzu
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Badchad
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Nickheller
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Widdlekitty
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adb7
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nickheller
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Nickheller
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widdlekitty
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wishful_cynic
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Jacobsmirror
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adb7
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widdlekitty
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Nickheller
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nickheller
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nickheller
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Widdlekitty
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jackedhardwarejunkie
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RyuDragoon
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nickheller
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Jacobsmirror
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Nickheller
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nickheller
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jacobsmirror
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nickheller
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Halverson
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Clack Factory
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okey, gunna tally these up, brb...
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geee, I wonder who won... tough call...
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Congrats nickheller!
Pm incoming...
nickheller got I believe 26 votes which was as much as all other legitimate votes combined. WOW!
I bet he never has to pay for a drink either. Some people be good like that I guess.
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Clack Happens #7
Random solid color skull in Topre flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 9th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Feelin like keepin it simple today.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #8 and #10. lulz
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;topic
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hihihih
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f
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doo doo beans
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dfg
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123
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aeth
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9th
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sdg
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i lu you clackman
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sleep on the porch
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das
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Hi
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slow down fool
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aeth
Congrats! PM sent!
Also, just fyi, had that problem locking the thread again. Luckily it didn't drag on that long, phew!
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Clack Happens #8
Random solid color skull in Topre flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 4th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Feelin like keepin it simple today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3 and #5. lulz
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Congrats drift king!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #9
Cold Hearted (ice-o-tope blue with red eyes) Topre compatible skull.
$50 in the US, $55 international.
Rules:
1) The 5th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple to start.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #4 and #6. lulz
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f
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hi
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kjhgk
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pls make it happen
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yeeee
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asdfsd
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f
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lucky number #5
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pls make it happen
...and it happened!
Congrats ramnes!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #10 A and #10 B
Two winners were chosen do to a lil mistake, hence the A and B ^^^
Cold Hearted (ice-o-tope blue with red eyes) Topre compatible skull.
$50 in the US, $55 international.
Rules:
1) The 8th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple still.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #7 and #9. lulz
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vamos!
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8888
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hoo boy
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wattt
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I held two Clacks in my hand for two days. While I think there are sculpts and caps that far surpass it, I've come to the realization that knowing the work and post-production that go into creating the Skulls, and handling said work, is a privilege to witness.
Anyone who fondles a Clack is to consider themselves counted among the stars. The profile fits almost any keyset and sconces itself amongst it humbly and attractively. Maybe it's originative in value or beauty encapsulated, but a Clack both enhances and compliments a keyboard that almost all keyboard enthusiasts ultimately will recognize.
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Pee
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Hi
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mememememe
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Mod edit: removed email address.
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I guess someone made a mistake in their post and accidently deleted it, thus changing the winner. Since I did not see this change and I have no record of it I will award two winners.
If this happens again I will just likely redo the Clack Happens for that post.
So Congrats Nickheller and Halverson!
PMs incoming... for winners of CH #10 part A and part B.
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Clack Happens #11
Cold Hearted (ice-o-tope blue with red eyes) Topre compatible skull.
$50 in the US, $55 international.
Rules:
1) The 9th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple still.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #8 and #10. lulz
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sdf
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hi
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join daily woof clack
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Hi
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yup
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ooogie boogie
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clack me baby
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DO NOT REMOVE YOUR MESSAGES LADS!
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My girl treats me like a sex doll and turns everything sexual. I understand that I’m her first but she’s crazy clingy. We could be standing in a lunch line and I’ll touch her shoulder, next thing I know, I’m being forced into a bathroom or dorm. I love that she’s kind and all, but how do I deal with someone who’s sex drive is leagues above my own? Mine would be considered already high, but she’s a machine when it comes to it. please help - she’s loyal and I love that, but bro, my pp hurt
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Well hello, and congrats!
PM sent!
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My girl treats me like a sex doll and turns everything sexual. I understand that I’m her first but she’s crazy clingy. We could be standing in a lunch line and I’ll touch her shoulder, next thing I know, I’m being forced into a bathroom or dorm. I love that she’s kind and all, but how do I deal with someone who’s sex drive is leagues above my own? Mine would be considered already high, but she’s a machine when it comes to it. please help - she’s loyal and I love that, but bro, my pp hurt
Just enjoy it while it lasts, and don't worry, I'm sure she will get bored of you eventually.
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Clack Happens #12
2/3 Prime(Yellow skull on blue key) Topre
$60 in the US, $65 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple still.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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pls
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yeeeaaa
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please
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qwertilicious
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666
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hi
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hey there
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fg
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hi ily clack
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adsfv
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zxzdszc
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clacks r cool
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asd
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And the devil number gets it!
Congrats!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #13
Random colored solid skull, Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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clacks r cool
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Congrats nickheller!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #14
Random colored solid skull, Topre compatible.
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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asdqwer
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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weee
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Juh
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yasss
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asdf
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thanks clack
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Juh
Juh right! Ya Wun. Congrats!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #15
Random colored solid skull, Topre compatible.
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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4th times the charm?
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Fish.
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IM IN AGAIN
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stay gold
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Give it to me clackman!
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dfh
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Ne
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-cc =)
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l
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woohoo
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mx > topre don't @ me
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Hi
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wee
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asdf
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f
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ㅁ
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fasdf
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dgfgdg
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hello, mr clack man.
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nice
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Congrats trizkut!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #16 A, B, and C
Random colored solid skull, Topre compatible.
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
QUESTION: What does Noisyturtle smell like?
1) The first correct answer wins (part A).
2) The funniest answer wins (part B).
3) Noisyturtle wins (part C).
4) No edits in your post.
5) I will Pm the winners with details.
6) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
7) You cant win more than one, no matter how funny, correct, or noisyturtle you are.
8) Something reeks. lulz
I will open the thread in 30 min...
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OPEN!!!
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angry, bitter, expired surstromming.
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freebase clack cocaine
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A noisyturtle will smell like something that you have never smelled before. It will have a chemical composition of sulfur and methane (Uranus gas), being both toxic, foggy, and deadly. Imagine a skunk having a smell on steroids. Also, this turtle is special since he cannot smell his own odor/smell and will be rocking a Sennheiser Momentum True Wireless. This is the most insane turtle that you will ever see in your life. Prepare to take risks when you see this turtle around you because they will smell like nothing you have ever smelt before. Also, prepare to take noisy attacks!
If you have a mask…you might have a chance of survival….
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Noisyturtle smells of his signature scent with undertones of durian, surströmming, lotion, and shame.
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like a loud turtle fart
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asdf
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misfortune
and squeaky egg farts
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZyGzqTUWvSeOI/giphy.gif)
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meaningless cash
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misfortune, duh
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sex
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mustard
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Misfortune that Reeks
The smell of Noisyturtle
Makes my wife infertile
Reminds me of Cheese nips like kirkle
Causes my SpuMoNi taste Purple
Can dissolve the hidden clack circle
Makes my milk Curdle
I need to move to the Arctic Circle
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noisyturtle smells like a winner
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noisyturtle smells like cat piss. it's his signature scent and affects people on an unconcious level.
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His misfortune
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Mario's ghost's dead fart reincarnated as chocolate-eating, pink, sweaty skin.
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noisyturtle smells like he tried to shoplift fish.
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like BEEF
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He smells like God’s personal interpretation of store-brand Milk Duds
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Smells like teen spirit.
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Like blood, sweat, tears, resin, and some old cheetos all got mixed together in a kimchi jar and fermented....someone later opened it and sprinkled some potpourri and glitter on top and then lit a candle. That's noisyturtle's aroma to the t
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Trump's Hobo Butter
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spectral spumoni
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deez nuts
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like a slubberdegullion
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A mighty stench!
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Sadness
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Noisyturtle smells like frustration and disappointment with his previous employers and cat based on your responses in the what's bothering you thread
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Used Grainy Mustard condoms
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Peanut butter and jellyfish
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Desperation
;$
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All turtles smell like pizza dude!! No anchovies! Cowabunga!
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misfortune
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a stale cum sock
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Gigglesnort Farts
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After a sex tape like this I would guess he smells pretty damn saucy :-*
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Deez nuts
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high school gym locker after 3rd period physical education
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Uncircumcised **** cheese
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Pickled Garlic Mushrooms
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gnome toes (they aren't going to suck themselves)
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It smells like a thousand baby ducks rubbing against my balls.
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only noisyturtle knows.
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Poomoni.
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What does a turtle smell like besides the musty sea
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Noisyturtle smells like a sweet ripe flatulence breezing through a foamy beach at dawn
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a litter box
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Squeakkkk
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Despera
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Sadness
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Poverty
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All turtles smell like pizza dude!! No anchovies! Cowabunga!
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a litter box
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Deez nuts
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After a sex tape like this I would guess he smells pretty damn saucy :-*
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Failure.
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sex!!!!
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What does a turtle smell like besides the musty sea
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high school gym locker after 3rd period physical education
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Musky
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post marathon in 90 degree parmesan ball sacknoids that have been licked by 4 day old garlic breath
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gnome toes (they aren't going to suck themselves)
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Like turtle farts?
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gnome toes (they aren't going to suck themselves)
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Oh that's right, Garrrrlic Fries!
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Nickheller's mam
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Stinky tofu
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A sad Bar Mitzvah
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****
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It smells like grandmother...
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I will be back inna bit to announce the two winners...
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misfortune
and squeaky egg farts
Show Image
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZyGzqTUWvSeOI/giphy.gif)
Congrats on being correct!
PM incoming...
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Misfortune that Reeks
The smell of Noisyturtle
Makes my wife infertile
Reminds me of Cheese nips like kirkle
Causes my SpuMoNi taste Purple
Can dissolve the hidden clack circle
Makes my milk Curdle
I need to move to the Arctic Circle
Congrats on funniest and most creative. "makes my wife infertile" lololololol
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #17
The Tri-Shark MKI (Dark Sharkette base, Light Sharkette skull, Lilac Sharkette eyes) MX or T, winners choice.
$70 in the US, $75 international.
Rules:
1) Post your Church of Halverson MSPAINT, Halverson picks his favorite for the winner.
2) Halverson gets a Tri-Shark for $1 after picking the winner. Can't pick himself.
3) I will Pm the winner with details.
4) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
I will open the thread @ 2pm tomorrow!
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OPEN!!!
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Halvey, this one's for you :)
(https://i.imgur.com/Qrm7MSa.png)
Hallowed be the Church of Halverson,
Rich in Clacks than those with Iversons
Be our beloved Girlshark Wizbro,
So long as the Clack man giveth, Yolo.
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Spent too long on this...
(https://i.imgur.com/ydXt8rZ.png)
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Fear not the eternal conflict between good girlshark and bad dumb moose,
For you will find awesome at the CHURCH OF HALVERSON.
p.s. notice me, senpai!! <3 <3
(https://i.imgur.com/L3pldC4.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/zPBRBk7.gif)
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Jay and Silent Bob always know where to go for the real :fire:
Halverson preaching inside and Girlshark slinging gas out front
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(http://i.imgur.com/aZQ8eWC.jpg)
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hack orange for ever
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¡¡¡familia de sombrerogris representa!!! ¡¡¡caliente!!! ¡¡¡caliente!!! ¡¡¡caliente!!!
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(https://i.imgur.com/Y8xN0ah.png)
kiss
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(https://i.imgur.com/CiqZilm.jpg)
I'm not sure what Church of Halverson is, so I had to draw from the information I found on Geekhack and Discord.
Might have gotten a lot of bad info, apologies to Halverson in advance if I got anything incorrect.
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(https://i.imgur.com/S4oboOY.png)
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Please be kind.
(https://i.imgur.com/iQVay0W.png)
Don't forget to rewind.
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(https://i.imgur.com/EPE4cYd.png)
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(https://imgur.com/6HXhZEj.jpg])
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(https://i.imgur.com/Uo1BzSE.png)
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yes
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Halverson's
Rap Cabin Church
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Forgive me, imgur is blocked at work. http://oi65.tinypic.com/eapb1i.jpg
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(https://i.imgur.com/e2wGKvG.png)
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https://i.imgur.com/cQkVCvr.png
***NOTE, Photoshop and MS Paint we’re used ***
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Here is my entry commemorating Hackday, when lowly peasants were given the chance by Halverson to own a piece of history without having to sell their daughters.
(https://i.imgur.com/lQDTCi6.png)
The following is NOT my entry, it's just something I started doing and thought was cool. I didn't use only MS-Paint though, so I felt bad and gave up, but I thought it would make a pretty cool blotter...
(https://i.imgur.com/rFQg3Mz.jpg)
:blank:
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(https://i.imgur.com/ynRJ7G2.jpg)
Original image:
(https://i.imgur.com/Ws0J6b4.jpg)
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Rjciiekcj
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Titty sprinkles
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:p
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I submit the mspaint that either naasfu or nubs made years ago to commemorate the coming Girlshark Grey.
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=77786.msg2102615#msg2102615
**** it, I can't find the original post, but suffice to say that naasfu deserves some recognition for his paintwork over the years.
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Hereeer
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(https://i.imgur.com/WjqBo8r.png)
I did my best.. lel Good luck yall!
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(https://www.sharktrust.org/shared/website/about_sharks/spiny_dogfish_morphology_female_web.jpg)
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Ok I forgot to save my other one so sadly this isn't Girlshark related or kinda...
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Was clearly not prepared for this one...
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Hyeusjeje
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Ok I forgot to save my other one so sadly this isn't Girlshark related or kinda...
Show Image
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This better be in the newsletter :cool:
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...aaaaaand we b done!
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Ok Halverson, it's your turn, shoot me a PM with your chosen winner. Thanks buddy
-cc =) out!
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And the WINNER is...
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naasfu!!!
Congrats!!! PM incoming...
Fear not the eternal conflict between good girlshark and bad dumb moose,
For you will find awesome at the CHURCH OF HALVERSON.
p.s. notice me, senpai!! <3 <3
Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/L3pldC4.png)
Show Image
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There were some pretty fantastic entries that would make even the spongiest of nipples hard.
I think I will narrow down tomorrows potential winners to some of the other fantastic entries in today's Clack Happens.
Details to come...
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Clack Happens #18 A,B, and C
Random colored MX or T
$40 us $45 international
I picked three winners from yesterdays MSPaint battle.
Congrats to-
pesky brat
Joey Quinn
widdlekitty
Many were good, the shark dab, the f*ck topre etc.
But apart from naasfu's I think the above three have easily earned honorable mentions and winnings.
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #19
Random colored solid skull, Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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next level MS Paint contest entry
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re
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Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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gimme gimme gimme
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asdf
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f
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666
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pp
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A
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Hihi
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Bendnd
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asdasda
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Ss
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Yeet
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Congrats hippiepete!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #20
Random colored solid skull, Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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a
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aszdf
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hi clack
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asdf
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six
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[VGS] SHAZBOT!
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f
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ahoy there
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https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=98411.msg2692425#lastPost
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asdf
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k
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MRW I win a clack
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Jj
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asdf
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ye
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asd
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hello, its me
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hai
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asdf
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dasd
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hi
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¿la familia de sombrerogris o el coche naranja?
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ty
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me
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click clack patty wack
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Jj
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w
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Congrats widdlekitty!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #21
Random colored solid skull, MX or T compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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k
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/513905337359794178/523960965822152737/1520162752157.jpg)
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asdf
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hi
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asd
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haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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yee
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J
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Pink Is My Stink
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a
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666
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g
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a
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dibs
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dfsdf
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Xhd
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asdfasdf
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haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hellllllllllllllllllo
Congrats!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #22
Tri-Shark in MX or T flavor
$70 in the US, $75 international.
[attachimg=1]
Rules:
1) Take the above image and add text to make a meme or demotivational poster. You can only add text.
2) I pick the winner based on whatever I feel like at the moment.
3) naasfu cannot be the "initial" winner but can enter if he chooses.
4) Boohoo reply #lame and #NotFunnyEnough.
I will open the thread at 2pm tomorrow. I live in California, figure it out.
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mod edit: fixed [img] tags
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plastic gives life, life becomes plastic (https://thumbor-static.factorymedia.com/uYbx2lv62xdXYONNRPumSEqE-QY=/680x669/smart/http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.coresites.factorymedia.com%2Fcooler_new%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F09%2Fmurder11-680x669.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/UBBOgcT.jpg)
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Pls be careful
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520676422092587018/524706482319785984/Got_a_WHAT_in_yer_pants_edit_gris.jpg)
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:thumb:
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right yeah?
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(I swear I'm not like this irl...)
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Gogogo(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181218/b7ea0a53462fcb3440dfbe764c8968f1.jpg)
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lemme be honest
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Sorry Halvy(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181218/e1962c72aefce0228890cb7cc9b3eef4.jpg)
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dubble :O
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https://i.imgflip.com/2pa5k7.jpg
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pp
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ghello
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Here again
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[attach=1]
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In!
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J
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stupid geekhack, sorry for spam!
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Dwight you ignorant slut
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Baby Shark do do doo
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Why!
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tewst
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Ghhvf
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Ouhc
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https://imgur.com/a/lHQ7ajC
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I don't think you did this right.
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LuLz, these are great!
Lemme take another few looks through them...
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Crap some of these are really good! But I have chosen a winner...
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ziptyze!!!
It was just a good GH nerd reference. and made me giggle
However, I really liked a fair number of other ones too! I will make tomorrow's Clack Happens all about the runner ups!
Seriously everyone, good show! This was a lot of fun.
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Clack Happens #23
Tri-Shark in MX or T flavor
$70 in the US, $75 international.
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Rules:
1) From the above image, vote for your favorite meme/demotivation by post # or member name from Clack happens #22.
2) I pick the winner(s) based on the highest votes.
3) If naasfu wins again he gets to laugh at ALL of you losers.
4) Boohoo those not included.
I will open the thread at 2pm tomorrow. I live in California, figure it out.
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kustom3 !
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trizbutttttt (trizkut #806)
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trizkut
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my boy kustom3 #808
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well I may be slightly biased but: noisyturtle #828 baby!
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asdf
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widdlekitty #822
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808
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djswayde
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trizkut
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widdlekitty
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kustom3#808
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ghostjuggernaut, because i'm selfish and honest.
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widdlekitty
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813
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mangoes#873
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I'm here on my own will :-X
kustom3#808
kustom3#808
kustom3#808
kustom3#808
kustom3#808
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joey #824
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widdlekitty
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widdlekitty
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kustom3#808
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Moistgun #820
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kustom3
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trizkut #806
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Moistgun!
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DJSwayde
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godinjointform #836
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Widdlekitty
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godinjointform
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Signature
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Ahsh
Edit: Mousy
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ffdsfs
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Mangoes!
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Joey
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Djswayde
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Nmur lol
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Sbjdjd
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kustom3
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trizkut #806
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Trizkut
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808
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Hi
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shinz0
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kustom3 !!!
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trizkut :cool:
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Djswayde
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kustom3
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a
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Trizkut
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Mangoes
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trizkut's doesn't even make sense!
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trizkut's doesn't even make sense!
you don't make sense!
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Trizkut
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trizkut's doesn't even make sense!
ur mam doesn't make sense.
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Signature
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trizkut's doesn't even make sense!
you don't make sense!
GOOD.
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Godinjointform#836
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trizkut's doesn't even make sense!
hi.
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Signature
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Trizkut
Good to see you sir
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triz
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Kustom 808
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K, lemme tally dis up!
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K, I'm pickin the top 3 winners!
kustom (with 12 votes)
trizkut (with 10 votes)
Widdlekitty (with 6 votes)
Congrats! great choices!
PMs incoming!
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Clack Happens #24
Random colored solid skull Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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huge fan of yours, cc!
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woott
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666
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dfg
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6
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[VGTG] I AM THE GREATEST!!
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G
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mooo
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A
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f
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oi
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Uu
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aoeu
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Fhso
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Dnndbd
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afffffffffff
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6
You called it!
Congrats!!!
PM incoming...
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These next ones will be Topre compatible. Just a heads up!
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Clack Happens #25
Random colored solid skull Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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f
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666
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https://i.imgur.com/fCmxTFB.gif
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a
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808
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6
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it's mine!
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Hh
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/522894854993215498/525557971053445120/1530300858309.jpg)
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a
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sd
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cheese pls
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6tgyh
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aDS
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Hebbs
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x
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Ju
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blah
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Congrats kustom3!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #26
Random colored solid skull Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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(https://i.imgur.com/4wQP9s9.gif)
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[VGTW] When will you learn?
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Nj
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dfd
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6
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asdasd
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6
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Nj
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Adff
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A
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Oops
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A
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Congrats Moistgun!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #27
Random colored solid skull Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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yakyak
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dfdf
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666
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w
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gf
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[VGW] Woohoo!
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808
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f
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staff
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Hi
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Uh
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geekhack
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Hey!
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l
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6
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Congrats HoffmanClackster!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #28
Random colored solid skull Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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a
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asdf
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808
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pic me
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dis is me
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[VGRT] Thanks!
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(https://i.imgur.com/fCmxTFB.gif)
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hi
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6
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I
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yerrr
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a
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5th reply master
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y
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Dud
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a
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Ay
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yoyoyo
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Bhh
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asdas
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Zero
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dis is me
it is you
Congrats!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #29
Random colored solid skull Topre compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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f
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q
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(https://i.imgur.com/TLlkJV3.gif)
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888888
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mewmewmew
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a
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808
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pic me
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[VGO] Oops!
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maybe this is my time to shine
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ad
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s
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;p;
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r
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asd
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and
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Are
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G
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mewmewmew
woofwoofwoof
Congrats!
Was wondering if you would get it, you kept getting really close!
PM incoming...
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Some BS love coming up next...
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Clack Happens #30
Rusty (liquid rust) BS compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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lucky number 6
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a
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6
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(https://i.imgur.com/fDSNAov.gif)
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happy holidays
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bs gang
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blass my ssk
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A
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Jdcjj
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ily clack <3
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sdfsd
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a
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oof
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f
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Y
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moo moooooo
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l
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Hi
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Hf
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F
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pp
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geekhack
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Skickat från min iPhone med Tapatalk
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Aaksb
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uwot
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Fjdn
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520676422092587018/526137547492163594/mspaint_2piQiTOwnQ.png)
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:'(
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dont bs me
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ergr
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me plz
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CLiB not even close! What's up with that man? lol
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happy holidays
To you too.
Congrats!
PM incoming
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Next key will be BS also. I will open two minutes after posting the next Clack Happens.
Key- Faded MKII BS $60/$65
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Clack Happens #31
Faded MKII BS compatible
$60 in the US, $65 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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Jui
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6
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uwot
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a
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sfads
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lucky number 6
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[VCGA] Awesome
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f
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oof
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BS
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BS
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f
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bsbsbsbsbs
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sadfsafd
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Dr h
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run forrest run
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ljkh
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Hh
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ily clack <3
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dont bs me
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QUACKA
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Hf
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A
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yeet
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:cool: :cool: :cool:
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Congrats rotciveel!
PM incoming...
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Next key will be BS, it's a key that probably should have been sold in April. ;)
$70/$75
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I will open the thread two minutes after I post the next Clack Happens.
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Clack Happens #32
A key that should have been sold in April, BS compatible
$70 in the US, $75 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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f
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sdfs
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oof
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(https://i.imgur.com/T47IAkI.gif)
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[VGTA] Awww, that's too bad!
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caw caw
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666
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G
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a
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perfect for my M122
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asd
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turd times the charm
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a
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this is hard
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Nfjx
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a
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sadfasdfasdf
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Fg
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dont bs me
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aaaaaaaaaaah
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Dhd
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g
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testtest
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me plz
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clack plz
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Clack Happens #32
A key that should have been sold in April, BS compatible
$70 in the US, $75 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
Yfx
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Congrats MAR82!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #33 A and B
A key that should have been sold in April (BS compatible) and Faded MKII (BS compatible)
$70 in the US, $75 international and $60/$65
Rules:
1) Make a new CLiB avatar. CLiB can enter also.
2) I pick the winner based on whatever I feel like.
3) The winner gets to choose either key. (I will invoice both after the choice)
4) CLiB gets the chance at the other Key if his post with avatar makes it in before I close the thread.
5) I won't keep the thread open that long and I'm feeling a little evil.
The thread opens at 2pm tomorrow.
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BREAKING - Federation News Service Report: An old relic of the past has been found within a decommissioned vessel on Deep Space 9. Historians of the Federation have identified the input device connected to this particular relic to be the IBM Model 1921 - CLiB. The device was found to have suffered terrible damage from a hand phaser -- we were able to reconstruct an image of its unique identifier logo from its remnant:
(https://i.imgur.com/oOKfbY2.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zubPZJt.jpg)
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animated (pc boot sequence):
(https://i.imgur.com/M3JRt9a.gif)
non-animated:
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mspaint progress:
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ps. star wars >> star trek
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(https://i.imgur.com/Qxt93PS.jpg)
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CLIB when he is too slow for the other BS key today
(https://i.imgur.com/1xI7GZn.gif)
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Evil(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181223/1982f49f41b08e5184d758c25b0c9500.jpg)
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hey, this is what he asked for yesterday
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Fktopre
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Ok, well we know CLiB is getting something because he made it in. So congrats on that.
But to be honest, there are a few I cannot choose between. Also, I probably need to choose contests that naasfu is not already good at.
Crap, I need to spend some time on this one. Sorry guys, ur gunna have to wait a bit till I can figure out who to give the win to.
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I decided not to go with just a funny one, there are some really good ones in that regard though.
I had a hard time picking between my top 3.
CLiB (wish he woulda submitted his new current one about the beard tho)
LightningXI
naasfu
I was just going to RNG it but I have decided against that. Instead I will let three win. But the number one winner is-
LighningXI Congrats!!! PM incoming, please pick which key you want. I liked your clever IBM throwback nerdy avatar, had an extra helping of nerd.
I will have another Faded MKII available for naasfu.
So congrats to all three of you!
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An old OG tri-color MX up next in just a few minutes!
$110
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Clack Happens #34
OG tri-color MX (it's 8 years old, lol)
$110
Rules:
1) The 12th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #11 and #13. lulz
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ohhhhh geeee!!
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Feliz Noche Buena!
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money
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Join daily woof clackman!
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Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Baby got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection
Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six
Ha ha, only if she's 5'3
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gol'
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
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OG is the best, G
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WTB - actually in my wants list man.
Happy Holidays!
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clack me pls
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uyhfh
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Ok
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Hi
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esketit
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when the moon's in your eye
like a big pizza pie
that's amore
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merry christmas :-)
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me
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Congrats to the zero poster mattp! lol, you just can't make this Sh*t up.
PM incoming...
still lol-ing
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Clack Happens #35
tri-shark Topre compatible
$Free
Rules:
1) Open only to those who have not yet won at Clack Happens.
2) Must have been a member since at least Jan-1-2018.
3) Must have over 100 posts.
4) Multiple posts will not be counted, only your first post.
5) Will RNG who gets it.
6) Please don't post if you already won a Clack Happens.
7) Will announce the winner sometime in the afternoon, I need some zzzz's.
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OPEN!!!
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maybe now i can finally shine
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nice
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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dad
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Titty sprinkles
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Yeah
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asdasf
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Dodododo
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Heya Xmas fam
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Ff
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Hohoho
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Me
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Still open...
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Thinking about closing it...
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Wow!
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👌
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Feliz navidad
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<3
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i love that meiosis f*** Topre made it in last. lol
Anywho...
I will clean up this post later today and announce the winner in the late afternoon.
Have a Merry X-Mas everyone!
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Decided to run the RNG twice and it picked two consecutive numbers (lol go figure!)
Congrats
CommonCurt
and...
atlas3686
PM incoming...
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Merry X-mas you guys, you can all finally relax. lulz
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Clack Happens #36
Random colored in MX or T
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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8888
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[VWV] Incoming enemy vehicle!
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hi
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hi
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What?
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Hi
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guy
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A
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5gg
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Test
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LoL, what a disaster it was last night. I couldn't post for whatever lame computer problem so after many tries I nearly gave up and just typed something simple and it went through! So I got frustrated and just went to bed.
K, lemmee see what I wanna do with the entries...
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updating post #1350 (Clack happens #36)
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Updated!!!
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Congrats trizkut, the RNG picked 1
PM incoming...
p.s. Is it me or do RNG's suddenly feel lest R?
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Clack Happens #37
Random colored in MX or T
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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Open in 5...
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4
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3
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2
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1
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fsdfsf
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yak
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in - cc =)
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f
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a
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:pray:
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told you in Radnelac 2 that she said yes and that we were going to get married https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=77786.msg2115659;topicseen#msg2115659
well, I'm glad to announce y'all that it actually happened, and then other happy things too!
(https://i.imgur.com/co9twTG.jpg)
(masking my son's face to avoid him any problem with The Very Nasty Big Brother later)
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wahoo
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6
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s
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ewr
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8
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Kil
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0
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f
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lulz
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F
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hi
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hi
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Fc
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yeet
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Error
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fasdf
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f
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s
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poopity scoopity
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g
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f
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asdf
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yo
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a
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We backkkk
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S
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haha
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f
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Ok
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F
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u
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h
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H
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Juj
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Hi
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Hshsh
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go
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A
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Gahhh
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35
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dsad
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asdf
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Hi
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Hiya
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Yes
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Yo
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me
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Xnnd
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Dd
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iii
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s
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Congrats 1swt2gs!
PM sent!!!
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told you in Radnelac 2 that she said yes and that we were going to get married https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=77786.msg2115659;topicseen#msg2115659
well, I'm glad to announce y'all that it actually happened, and then other happy things too!
Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/co9twTG.jpg)
(masking my son's face to avoid him any problem with The Very Nasty Big Brother later)
Not a winning post but I wanted to mention this:
To ramnes-
I remember quite clearly! Congrats! and now Congrats again!!! =D
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Clack Happens #38
Random colored in MX or T
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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happy new yr
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in - cc =)
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Kkk
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s
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do eet
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yyyyiiiieaaa
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f
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F
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Can you tell me what ghost keys you have and when they were available?
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F
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pen15
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fttasetfrwa
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asdf
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f
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G
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A
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sdfsdf
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A
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hi
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asfasf
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:)
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fdsa
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D
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G
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RNGESUS!!!
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Hi
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Wooohoo000000
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ㅏ
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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asdfdasf
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Hi
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A
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A
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G
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do eet
I did eet!
Congrats pr0ximity!!!
I finally get back to doing RNGs and it picks #6 anyway. lol
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #39
Random colored in MX or T
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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do eet (this worked for pr0ximity last time..)
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aieeeee
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(https://i.imgur.com/L08rEs5.gif)
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s
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hi
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(https://i.imgur.com/xwP09Ar.png)
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(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/6482589/dunk.gif)
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THAT'S AMORE
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/526141583427371009/526141662158782534/chrome_2018-12-04_21-13-03.png)
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Luvu
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S
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clackme
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H
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hi
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xd
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Pls
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A
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Love
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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Asdf
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gaga
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Jdjd
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Weeeeeee
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I do like these rng sales
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:thumb:
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Hshdhs
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G
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yo
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^-^
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a
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Just for the hell of it I ran an RNG twice. I used random.org and google's RNG.
BOTH PICKED THE SAME NUMBER!!!!
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And you are all going to hate who it picked...
You really can't make this sh*t up. You just can't.
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Congrats naasfu!
You are luckier than luck. I guess it was meant to be as the RNGods decided it must be you.
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Clack Happens #40
Random colored in MX or T
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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a
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aaaaa
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gg
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asd
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yay
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1%
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asg
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asdfasdf
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G
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d
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f
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mooooo
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hi
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35
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Win
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ㅛㅛ
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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;D
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a
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F
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a
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Hi there
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Asdf
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Member
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A
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HuA
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Gh
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f
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Hh
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A
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A
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Hfbf
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Congrats Robotical!!!
PM sent!
Also, is it just me or does CLiB always seem to post last or darn near it?
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These next ones will be T compatible.
T compatible.
T COMPATIBLE!
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Clack Happens #41
Random colored in T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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are these MX?
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its me naasfu
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(https://i.imgur.com/QOkTHwx.gif)
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PRAISE THE CLACKMAN
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hi
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sadf
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a
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asdf
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got eem
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(https://i.imgur.com/c3ZvNjd.gif)
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Lo
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w
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D
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a
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f
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You want conflict my guy?!
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pls
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Kkdk
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z
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rrgnn
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Bu
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37.25%
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topre!!!
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Wew
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Hi
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retgaertaret
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Pls
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as
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TORPE
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A
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hi!
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aa
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;)
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Yay
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A
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Hb
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Yeet
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B
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K
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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Congrats stolenweapon!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #42
Random colored in T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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hello
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fdsa
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Kkkk
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(https://i.imgur.com/w4C1a6o.gif)
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fds
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Y
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S
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its me naasfu
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get it
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asdsa
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f
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a
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Y
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Xxx
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as
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poop
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A
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s
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C
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are these MX?
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Gg
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please?
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Yeet
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Hey
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z
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98411.157
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dfdf
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ya
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:thumb:
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G
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K
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🌮
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:pray: 666
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fsd
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A
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^-^
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W
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Haha
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aa
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sss
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Hh
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Boop
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Congrats FLFisherman!!!
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how is CLiB so close to last all the time. That's just weird.
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Clack Happens #43
Random colored in T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
[/quote]
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its me naasfu
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meflecnkkG1qcn63vo6_250.gif)
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ANOTHA ONE
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buenas tardes, hermano
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(https://i.imgur.com/eU01hC6.gif)
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Z
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6
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Fr
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:pray: 666
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in - cc =)
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See
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no i'm naasfu
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K
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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Y
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me
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Hoho
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a
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this time :D
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s
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F
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3trd
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Yaaaaaay
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Hi
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as
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A
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T
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Sndnsn
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Yo
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A
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D
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C
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d
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Ih
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sdfsdf
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A
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Congrats zap2oz!!!
PM sent!!!
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Clack Happens #44
Random colored in T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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LuLz
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(https://i.imgur.com/v24PHaW.gif)
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ANOTHA ONE
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6
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F
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s
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H
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fds
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/KeenActualIndianabat-size_restricted.gif)
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Ddd
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See
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Hi
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g
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a
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Plz
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hi
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F
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:pray: 666
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buongiorno
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Kms
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me2
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Fc
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pls
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Kgkg
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dere
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pls i'm naasfu
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asdf
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pls
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:pray:
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d
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Aydhdndnjs
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S
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ff
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Hahaha
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f
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Hahaha!
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Ay
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A
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w
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hi
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A
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D
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F
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Hi
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asdf
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Gg
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Congrats dallman5!!!
PM Sent!
Also LOL to CLiB! How do you even do that? I should just pick whomever comes in last.
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Clack Happens #45
Random colored in T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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F
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ANOTHA ONE
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/Mliueouehmpag/200.gif)
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Congrats
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t
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Dd
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I
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Hi
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asd
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Kms
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f
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yay, I posted in the right thread!
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Mod edit: don't shill other artisans' sales, please.
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me3
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F
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karma
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s
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asfasdf
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sdf
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A
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aoeu
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;)
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Kms
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Pearl
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hi
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sdfss
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f
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dfs
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:pray: 666
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A
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T
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Hhhhobaby
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C
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Hf
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Nsnne
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F
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Clack-Lab in Basement
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Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/k86Rpf7.png)
Congrats Firebolt1914!!! you big blue blob you.
PM sent!!!
Also, joey, that's just creepy.
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Clack Happens #46 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, and L
Random colored in T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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ㅗㅑ
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aaa
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f
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y
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f
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a
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ez
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(https://i.imgur.com/85UC4fT.jpg)
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winner
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yay
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happy new year cc, good luck
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Dh
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Dammit. RNGs kinda suck.
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lemme think on this one.
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Updating post #1760 (Clack Happens #46)
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Not the biggest bang, but still went out with one.
Happy New Year GH
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And yes, all who entered Clack Happens #46 won.
In case there were a few still wondering.
enjoy!
-cc =)
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Clack Happens #47
Random colored in MX or T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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999999999
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adfgsdfgsdfg
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happy new year boyeee
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f
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asdf
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thicc
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a
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(https://i.imgur.com/zerh6kv.gif)
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Heya Clack!
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Hey there mister blue
We're so pleased to be with you
Look around see what you do
Everybody smiles at you
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A
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Fc
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Aww yea
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Yo
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A
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Plz
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dab
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R
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G
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zzz
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Yeah!
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R
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Abc
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G
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Me
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A
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Hi
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Hh
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Test
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Yo
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Hi
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G
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Congrats dallman5!!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #48
Random colored in MX or T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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w00t!!
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hi
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f
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asd
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asdfds
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(https://i.imgur.com/Qq6OJ4Y.jpg)
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gg
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a
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A
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ㅠㅜ
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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fdsa
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f
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s
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hi
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Hi
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H
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CH#48 winner right here..
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swag
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Hi
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Aye
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Hf
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C
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Lk
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Congrats ghostjuggernaut!!!
Also LOL that the RNG picked 6.
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #49
Random colored in MX or T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) I will RNG for the winner from the entries that made it in while the thread was open.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #"did not enter" and #"forgot to hit reply". lulz
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:pray:
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nick
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belated birthday luck... lets go!
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clack me
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Oi! Como vai você?
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pick me!
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!!!!
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6
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asdf
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sdf
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moo
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sdf
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yeeT
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yee
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Frr
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U
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hi
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asdas
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post
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R
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f
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F
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q
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Good luck everyone! Happy New Year. :)
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unlucky?
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8km
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hi!
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:confused:
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Hdhdh
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a
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dfgj
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D
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fas
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Gg
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hi!!
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Hi
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Hi
A wild Pikachu has appeared!
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F
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asdf
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F
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G
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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grape
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yup
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(https://i.imgur.com/szaDujG.jpg)
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unlucky?
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hello
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dfsd
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Congrats DreaMagine!!!
PM incoming...
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The next one will be T compatible. Just a heads up!
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Clack Happens #50
Random colored in T compatible flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #12 will be the winner.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #11 and #13. lulz
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It's time for mr. reaLforce
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meiosis is a doofus
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I
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a
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TGIF, CC!
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Ggg
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T
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a
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Oks
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post
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H
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/526141583427371009/530487418109952000/xonRoast.png)
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d
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s
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asdf
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Fdd
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pls
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H
Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk
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Ok
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F
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
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Js
Sent from my ONEPLUS A3000 using Tapatalk
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sfd
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:thumb: :thumb:
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(https://i.imgur.com/jLBsalf.jpg)
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A
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LuLz RNG picked #<insert post number here>
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gsdfgf
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F
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hi
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D
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:)
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F
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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TEA
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asdfasdf
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D
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Lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/yF0b7NH.gif)
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Aa
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Shhshd
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t
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Q
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I love keps
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a
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H
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praise electro capacative jesus
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Helllooo
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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F
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L
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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hi
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Schwing!
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gg
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testing
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hello
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A
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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His
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boop!
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1
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Ddd
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Today is my 30th birthday... plsssss
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ya
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H
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aaaah
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H
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Congrats switchnollie!!!
PM sent!
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The next one will be T compatible. Just a heads up!
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Clack Happens #51
Hey mates, here is a random T. Fancy a cuppa?
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #12 will be the winner.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #11 and #13. lulz
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a
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t
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ayyyy yes I want it
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F
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5
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g
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LuLz RNG picked #<insert post number here>
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C
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D
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Reserved
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R
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D
Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk
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the person above me smells bad.
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5
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F
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a
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It's time for mr. reaLforce pt. 2
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asd
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candy corn please <3
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hmm
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1
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hi
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G
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dibs
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Lol
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asdf
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A
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d
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Hhhheeeer
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rng
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/XI6UVcHYjAWs0/giphy.gif)
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clack happening
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A
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ggeeek
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Ok
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Fjjf
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:)
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Gh
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Vgg
Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
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G
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hiß
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f
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!!!!!
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G
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H
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topre gang
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I
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A
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Jf
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Yyut
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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pick me i will love you
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Ff
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R
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d
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G
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Yyut
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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Shdhdj
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Congrats widdlekitty !!! Also naasfu says you smell bad, just fyi.
PM Sent!
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Clack Happens #52
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #whatever i feel like wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #I didn't pick you. lulz
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Soon...
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So soon...
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wheh
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poopity scoopity 2
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(https://i.imgur.com/b1CfZ2G.gif)
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#whatever i feel like wins.
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#whatever
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a
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s
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bologna
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888
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#whatever
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sds
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Jj
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Eh
Sent from my ONEPLUS A3000 using Tapatalk
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ㅓ
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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No h
Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk
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somthing somthing something.....darkside
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(http://49.media.tumblr.com/0a8a1da9bc7382c4ee4d2384e0089b63/tumblr_o56yb2vmlc1s2wio8o2_1280.gif)
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asdf
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#whatever i feel like wins.
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G
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
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Hiiii
Sent from my SM-G950U1 using Tapatalk
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Clack Factory Website still coming soon?...
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te
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A
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Q
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#whatever I feel like wins
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Me
Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk
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F
Sent from my BBB100-3 using Tapatalk
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clack me
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Djss
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
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Leggo
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notice me senpai
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8
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woot
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A
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feel like me pls
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Lil
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G
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ne clark avail (plz)
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aaaa
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a
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Edd
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Hh
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#whatever I feel like wins
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GG
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Yayyy
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Me
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A
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#whatever
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Ff
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F
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Hhh
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G
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!!!!!
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Vvv
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go
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R
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Please Sir!
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asd
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D
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Hi
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sdfafdsfda
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meeee
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h
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Titty sprinkles
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M3
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H
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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#whatever
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
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f
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Yay
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R
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Hello
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Wo
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R
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Edd
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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G
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
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Djss
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
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Hhh
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Hi
Sent from my SM-G955U1 using Tapatalk
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Poooyu
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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HhI'm
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#whatever I feel like wins
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R
Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk
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Yay
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Lil
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ne clark avail (plz)
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Hh
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Clack Factory Website still coming soon?...
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Plz oh plz! I love yellow!!!
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Jj
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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Eh
Sent from my ONEPLUS A3000 using Tapatalk
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Testt
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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sdfafdsfda
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Me ok
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R
Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk
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#whatever I feel like wins
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Please Sir!
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No h
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#whatever
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Me
Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk
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ㅓ
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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F
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Do
Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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ne clark avail (plz)
Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
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R
Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk
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H
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk
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hi
A wild Pikachu has appeared!
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HhI'm
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Kkksjs
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asd
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Edd
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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notice me senpai
NOTICED!
Congrasts retrochick!!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Factory Website still coming soon?...
I'm not well enough to put energy into that right now. I'm operating at 100% of my 45%. LoL #math
I was really excited about it long ago, but now it's just unrealistic. It will just sit there until it soon vanishes im sure. Sad me says.
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Clack Happens #53
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #9 wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #8 and reply #10. lulz
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F
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a
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yesssssssssssss
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am I post #9
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s
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Djjs
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F
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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asd
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999
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Re
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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ds
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heya
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as
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9
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#9
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Bshd
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LEGGo
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What's the difference between FXESC and Clack Factory? CFK?
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a
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0
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f
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Q
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f
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R
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;)
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/10Hy14FGM8CYw0/giphy.gif)
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Q
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D
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Hi
Sent from my SM-G935T using Tapatalk
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gafsdg
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fff
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g
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nvr ending
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Hsha
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asd
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A
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asdfsaf
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Hit
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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dfgdf
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Me
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please GH servers don't fail me!
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A
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Congrats hayt !!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #54
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #9 wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #8 and reply #10. lulz
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999
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D
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6
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s
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a
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sdg
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xd
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Bdjd
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a
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(https://i.imgur.com/WTY4SH1.gif)
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A
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a
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a
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F
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elf shot the food. elf is the worst.
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asdf
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d
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_______ ___________ __________
\ \ ____ \__ ___/___ _____________ ____ \____ /____ ____ ____
/ | \ / _ \ | | / _ \\____ \_ __ \_/ __ \ / // _ \ / \_/ __ \
/ | ( <_> ) | |( <_> ) |_> > | \/\ ___/ / /( <_> ) | \ ___/
\____|__ /\____/ |____| \____/| __/|__| \___ > /_______ \____/|___| /\___ >
\/ |__| \/ \/ \/ \/
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chungus
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7b8e3414-69ab-44f1-9188-1c5983bf00a6
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post 9
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Dh
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/c4a8c244f4c7186ec02faa5bf70fbac0/tumblr_nphuvxFY6V1tooympo1_400.gif)
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E
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mememememe
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F
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G935A using Tapatalk
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q
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d
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f
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Hh
Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk
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F
Sent from my ONEPLUS A5010 using Tapatalk
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Ok
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C
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
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Titty sprinkles
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hello mr clackman
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A
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A
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F
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f
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PLEASE
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f
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asdf
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yes
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Weeeeeee
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d
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a
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R
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wooop
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Dd
Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk
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Ayyyyy
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Banana
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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ffff
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A
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Gg
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woot
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Congrats o3okevin!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #55
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #4 wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3 and reply #5. lulz
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asd
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a
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f
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Clack
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fff
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sdf
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snipped your gif, sry. Made my computer act funny. lol. It was cute tho. -cc =)
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Congrats ghostjuggernaut !!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #56
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #5 wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #4 and reply #6. lulz
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(https://i.imgur.com/SBc5IO8.png)
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post
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y
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YEEET
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a
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ggg
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ar en gee
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Hi
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asdf
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f
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sadf
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hello
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Congrats naasfu, master of the CH.
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #57
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #5 wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #4 and reply #6. lulz
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sdf
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f
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zxzx
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d
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f
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g
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j
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F
Sent from my Pixel 2 using Tapatalk
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gg
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sdf
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YEEET
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asdf
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ar en gee
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Congrats pace8500!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #58
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Post #1 wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #0 and reply #2. lulz
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(https://i.imgur.com/Wvv4gJ1.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/hlLzpDb.png)
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f
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S
Sent from my SM-G920T using Tapatalk
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gg
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f
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Well hello there.
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cliqclaq
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:rolleyes:
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Hd
Sent from my ONEPLUS A3000 using Tapatalk
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asd
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post
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A
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f
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a
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F
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R
Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk
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a
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adfa
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a
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/526141583427371009/529060016146219018/chrome_2018-12-02_17-24-32.png)
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F
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L
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Sndn
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H
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F
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d
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S
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t
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Y
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test
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asdf
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v
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sdfs
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qwed
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asdf
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d
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R
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fdsafdsa
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as
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asdf
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Hit
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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hi
A wild Pikachu has appeared!
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W
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F
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asdf
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yes
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J
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S
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eyy
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Hahhss
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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how I feel rn
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asd
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Sdf
Inviato dal mio SM-G935F utilizzando Tapatalk
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D
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L
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Me
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a
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F
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S
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V
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Y
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H
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A
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Hi
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F
Sent from my ONEPLUS A5010 using Tapatalk
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we
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congrats :3
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J
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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hi
A wild Pikachu has appeared!
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J
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Me
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Hahhss
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D
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s
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B
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Test meee
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Sndn
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A
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Asd
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Nf
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F
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Sdf
Inviato dal mio SM-G935F utilizzando Tapatalk
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Y
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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a
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F
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s
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R
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A
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J
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a
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S
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Double... noooooooooooooooo!
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eyy
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A
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D
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Sdf
Inviato dal mio SM-G935F utilizzando Tapatalk
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#1 FO REAL?!
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Test meee
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a
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V
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Congrats Cavemann6 !!!
PM sent!
Also, I clicked lock after just a few seconds of unlocking but it wouldn't lock.
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Also, Also, Also. He should have won anyway for that ^^^amazing gif.
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Clack Happens #59
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #1 and reply #2nd to last. lulz
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Congrats joey!!!
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Clack Happens #60
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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WTF!!! Why are the tails so straight!!!??? WHY!?!
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Clack Happens #61
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Congrats nickheller!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #62 A and B
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
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Arrrg! It got unlocked again and i lost the person who actually won. I am bummed.
Thinking about what to do...
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I will have two winners this round , Part A and B, in order to be as fair as possible since this was an accident. I will post the original winner and the one who accidently won when the thread was reopened...
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Congrats tchevass and breusch91 !!!
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Clack Happens #63
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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PM was sent long ago. lol
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Clack Happens #64
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Congrats Moistgun!!!
PM sent!
Also...
1) CLiB- oh sure... NOW you're quick to post.
2) ghostjuggernaut- post that in the therapy section. lulz
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Clack Happens #65 A through R
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) Modify an actual movie poster to be Clack themed.
2) First winner is kustom3 if he enters at all for that amazing "Indianaasfu" gif. He can enter with anything and he wins for $1. But he has to post in the time given.
3) Second winner posts my favorite modified Clack poster.
4) Thread opens at 4pm tomorrow.
5) boohoo reply #I didn't pick you and reply #no creative bone in body.
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Winner A
Almost didn't give this a win but I just cannot look at it and not laugh or smile, it's just so goofy it's great! Also makes fun of tootall. What's not to like?
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(https://i.imgur.com/8NMialX.jpg)
***the byebye man***
Winner B
This is an awesome poster! It's done very well and convincingly. The text is great looking, clever, and funny, certainly one of my top favorites from this event.
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(https://pentanglearts.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/HOme-alone-poster.jpg)
Did not win unfortunately, but I wanted to mention that the title was great! I think he's a bit young to be seein herb all starry eyed. Well maybe not, start em young!
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Did not win unfortunately, but I liked the clean look and the face was great, lol. But sir, please don't bust my Clacks!
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had alot of fun with this so i made a few!
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Winner C
So much passion! Much Clack! Happensless in Seattle was clever and cute, well done, could have won for just that one alone. However, it was the Jaws parody that really caught my attention. Great use of Gumrot, that was absolutely fantastic!
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Winner D
Another Jaws parody, I know this one is a bit simplistic but that underwater looking skull is just great looking. Just a cool look for this poster.
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Does making your own movie poster count?
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inspiration:
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POC:
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Winner E
Yes it counts!
Great effort on this one and making it personal. This one wins on Princess GS Organa alone! It's just hilarious with her and naasfu. I also wanted to note how cool it was to see my duck key in there. Long time no see!
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non-entry. just made one for fun. original (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91ehz6nxhZL._SY606_.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/VjMxpkF.png)
Obviously not a winner since it's a non-entry, but I think it would have squeaked out a win, looks clean, spooky, it's funny and again makes fun of tootall. I dig the reflection in the water, little bits like that really help to sell these posters.
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More
I spent way too long figuring out how to do this on an iPad. Hope you enjoy.
Reference: https://www.mediacollectibles.com/737-large_default/salt-starring-angelina-jolie-1-sheet-movie-poster.jpg
Did not win unfortunately but funny none the less. I love how "saltiness" is an ongoing theme with these. lol
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We all fear Clack Happens
(https://giant.gfycat.com/AnyNewFlycatcher.gif)
Did not win unfortunately, but enjoyable. "It" was also a common theme for some reason. Am I that scary? Muuuahahahahaha
Also, nice #subtleNotsubtle hint at the bottom.
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$1 post!
(https://i.imgur.com/0yLOGCH.jpg)
That crotch though.
(https://i.imgur.com/vrd7f40.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2Hz8C7Q.jpg)
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Winner F
Just awesome! The details, the quality, the clever bits, what's not to like? All of these posters would probably have gotten him a win. All he had to do was post, post anything, and he decided to show off anyway and wipe the floor while doing so. Even the subtle Totoro one was fuggin brilliant! Too many lulz for the crotch post-it. Can't stop looking at these, they are fantastic, can't give enough praise. Your Indianaasfu was so great it inspired this Clack Happens, so that is proof enough of your creative chops. Congrats!
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Edited Version:
(https://i.imgur.com/3Ei6PWu.jpg)
Original: https://i.imgur.com/7nWUeJP.jpg
Did not win unfortunately, but Gumrot is placed well and looks good down there! Proving once again "IT" as a common theme. Gumrot may talk sh*t, but he doesn't live in it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/JKE0y7Z.jpg)
Did not win unfortunately, but I like the composition. Another common theme apparently is naasfu and salt. lol
Don't hate the playa, hate the game. No wait! Nevermind.
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Did not win unfortunately, but I do dig the purdy skull. Who knew that all it was missing was a lil sumptin sumptin around the eyes! I wonder what it's like to cover your teeth in lipstick? Clearly not done by a female, that's a makeup faux pas!
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In a world where only 1 shark is fighting for the good guys...
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Did not win unfortunately but those teeth are hilarious! Haahahaa, the skulls just look to damn funny. Not any less believable than the original poster btw. Also, how funny is it that the original poster also covers up something with a 3.
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Did not win unfortunately but sounds funny. That really makes me out to seem uber sinister! lol
So many things I wish this poster had that I could already picture! But a nice showing still. Does make me seem evil though. Maybe just a lil.
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I wish I knew how to quit you, MS Paint.
(https://i.imgur.com/rUmgasT.png)
Did not win unfortunately but I thought it was funny none the less. Liked the script at the bottom too! I think naasfu is in like nearly every single one!
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Did not win unfortunately. I saved this one here even thought it never displayed on any of the computers or devices that I used to check. I deleted your double post but kept this here just in case (as a place marker) you displayed it elsewhere I could check. It was a bummer it didn't go through but I would have asked for you to send it anyway. I liked the font and style as well how clean it looked and the Rorschach background with Clackface smiley and corresponding splat. Bummer it did not win but thank you so much for posting it again in the Therapy thread so I could see it and save it.
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Did not win unfortunately, but it made me smile and giggle just a lil. IS naasfu IN EVERYTHING?! HAAHAHAA
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Did not win unfortunately, but did give me a lil giggle. I just have one question Belfong... why didn't you mirror that Clack around his neck? WHY!!!! It's facing the wrong way and makes me want to punch the screen. I cannot unsee it! lol
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Did not win unfortunately but found it really funny. Got all the feels, hits so close to home. Wipes tears, epic thriller. I looked directly at them and will forever be sad.
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Did not win unfortunately but I certainly found it funny. Nice position with regards to the faces, makes it even funnier. lookit you naasfu! Such hot property, everyone want's to cast you!
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Did not win unfortunately, just needed a lil more "oomf" in it's "you know what". Yet another reoccurring theme though, I guess I should watch this thing.
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Did not win unfortunately but I like who you chose for the characters. NAASFUUUUU! Also lol with noisy as the baby. Some of the text was cute too.
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Did not win unfortunately but I liked it, has a nice ring to it, lol. Also... SACK OF CLACKS! Also, also, he has some really short legs. Love the title font.
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Did not win unfortunately but I found it funny. NAAAASSSFUUUU!!! The error messages were hilarious. I think noisy is in nearly every one too!
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Winner G
This was just fantastic, the face was hilarious, the title was hilarious and so was the text. The txt alone is nearly good enough for a win on this one. Also, Charles Bronson lol. I love the top where it has the title actors and it actually says "Heller Screws Clack" as a result. haahaa. Gotta love that quirky face in the background too. Just a great poster.
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My entry includes both an adapted poster and adapted segment from the movie: ‘Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers’ (although I opted for a different title). It is a narrative of the struggle between novel artisan creators and their fake counterparts. In the adapted movie segment, collectors in the midst of economic pressures and the busyness of life are reluctant to participate in sales from the returned ‘Click Clack’- a mystical sculptor and caster. However, after being overwhelmed by newly released colourways they are quick to get back into the action. Unfortunately, this is not the case for everybody, with some opting to venture to the dark side.
Hope you all enjoy it!
Poster: https://i.imgur.com/EIRx5QD.jpg
Movie Segment: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1loNm5rLXfbKG3OD8QHgi8CjyciDr_mep/view?usp=sharing
(sorry for low quality I can upload a better quality gif/video in the future)
In case you wanted to read what was on the axe (I think compression made it unreadable):
https://i.imgur.com/7JaQhzp.png
Winner H
I wanted to do a gif related contest but thought that would take too much time at the moment, perhaps for another day, so this was a nice surprise. The poster was nice as was the story behind it. Hits close to home. I know you shouldn't win because of the gif but, it is what it is and it's my contest and I rule with an IRON CLACK! That gif is funny. I love that he throws the keys! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! and the way they travel around the sword and his face was priceless, I keep watching it.
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Winner I
This was a stellar entry! I'm glad I caught the background on this in the other thread. This poster looks legit! The style is great, it's classy and funny and just looks the business! Great care was taken to make this look like an unmolested poster and the fact that it is a combination of different posters is even more impressive. Also creeps me out a bit how much it looks like my other avatar, hand position and what not. Great job! Makes my nethers tingle!
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Knew I'd be at work when this goes live so I made these before hitting the hay last night lol. Posting from work!
"Just when I thought I was out (of Clackvent), he pulls back in!"
(https://i.imgur.com/3Hlm1vL.png)
Extra one I made because I was having fun... Just realized they're both Al Clackchino's.. LOL.
(https://i.imgur.com/1jfpIWG.png)
Winner J
I just thought these looked cool! I like the simplistic feel and the MSPainty kinda touch. It's funny and looks good, Clackface kinda looks bad ass too! I don't know why the Clackfather has two penises for a right hand but maybe it has to do with the original poster where he is holding a pu$$y. Oh no he didn't!
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Did not win unfortunately, but the look is clean and subtle, but perhaps a bit too much. Also, Clacks are not silent... "CLACK" is a word describing something that is decisively NOT silent. lol
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Winner K
The different copy paste fasces work on this one because of the silly busy nature of the poster. It's fun to look at each one. But honestly it was the Freedom Eagle with the Wingnut wings that pushed it over the top and cracked me up. This is a really fun poster.
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Winner L
I know this is a simple poster but I like the teaser look. The head swaps look the part and are really cool and fit the feel. Feel the part, part the feel, whatever, this is getting dirty.
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Winner M
Great job on getting a B rated one to mess with. A lot of these posters I had to look up the original to get a better appreciation for it. The skull works and so does the title lettering. I really dig the leaf instead of the odd star thingy he is originally holding. This kinda looks better than the original poster!
An improvement FTW!
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Did not win unfortunately, but it's so funny! But not funny enough! The original poster just does too much of the work. Sadly the buttons were not enough to push it to a win. I love the loner collector stereotype though, lol.
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Winner N
I like the cleanliness of the titles and the extra effort in doing a few. But it gave it a win for the "Clarknight", clever use of the double parody name and the skull on the wall looked really good and legit for what it was. Simple, effective, and funny.
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Winner O
I debated on this one forever, but I eventually gave it a win based on the fact that I'm driving away and they have to catch up. It didn't win on the cut and past alone but where those cut and pastes were. It's also a really funny poster and feels more clever than it is. Fake it till you make it baby!
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Winner P
This just looks badass, period! Nuff said!
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Winner Q
I laughed the second I saw this! It's funny, it's creepy, and oddly somehow looks like a meme that has been around for ages! It's classic and I keep coming back to look at it.
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Driving so I only have ****e size pic
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Did not win unfortunately, clever use though. But damn, these things were never meant to be that large, that would haunt my dreams!
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Did not win unfortunately but I really liked the title. I just didn't get enough movie poster vibe from this, even with the face. I have hard nostalgia for that movie and I just wanted a little more. I went back and forth on this one for a long while, but again, it left me wanting more. And more it did not give.
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Winner R
I was on the fence with this one since it's so simple but a lil gnome gave it the thumbs up so I went with it. The Gumrot face works really well and sometimes it just be like that.
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These are absolutely amazing! You guys rock!
I am going to take my sweet time looking these over and over before making my decision.
Also congrats to kustom3 for making it in. Luckily he already won by doing so cuz he would be tough to beat on this one anyway. Love the Flux Keypacitor and the post-it on the crotch. LOL, and all the other sneaky bits in that poster. Perfectly done!
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Just can't get over how good these are! I am going to let the choices bother me through the night and I will probably post who won tomorrow.
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I will return to this later today and comment and announce more winners...
Don't panic if you didn't receive an invoice yet, I'm going to wait until I announce all the winners first.
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Congrats to winners A through R !!!
I commented on each and every entry after having cleaned up the thread a little.
I will likely send out invoices tomorrow, I'm super tired and just drained right now.
These were awesome and really make this feel like a community. Thank you so much to all who participated!
Here are the winners by name-
nickheller A
KatzenKinder B
shinz0 C
zap2oz D
retrochick E
kustom3 F
DALExSNAIL G
gunchi H
ArchDill I
VesperSAINT J
phorx K
nephlock L
dollartacos M
Topernicus N
pshofosho O
jb1830 P
hippiepete Q
kiwi99 R
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Clack Happens #66
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Anyone who won in yesterdays Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Clack Happens #66
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Anyone who won in yesterdays Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Congrats Wongstongs!!!
PM will be sent tomorrow.
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Clack Happens #67
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Anyone who won in Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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PM will be sent when I'm done with all the other invoices in order...
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ALL CAUGHT UP, invoices have now ALL been sent out!
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Clack Happens #68
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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PM sent!
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Clack Happens #69
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Congrats SeedyOne!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #70 Share your misery (changed to A & B)
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Open only to -
sleepy916
iamtooslowforthis
Belfong
Puddsy
ramnes
I will open this thread at 6:30 (that's in about 19 min)
IF ALL FIVE OF YOU POST, THEN ALL FIVE OF YOU WIN!
If not all of you post in the short time I have the thread open then only the second to last person wins.
Work together. Hope you don't hate each other.
enjoy ;)
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I don't know what to say anymore. Thank you CC for your kindness, and sorry everyone for being such a prick. Even if we don't make it.
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I should be a super **** and give it to tephwn. lol
Ok lemme clean up this thread, but it don't look too good.
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Or...
Iamtooslowforthis could give up his spot to puddsy AND ramnes.
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Congrats puddsy amd ramnes!!!
PMs will be sent a little later...
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Interesting development ...
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Intercepted at the 1 yard line!
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And tooslow takes it all the way back for the win!
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Clack Happens #71
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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3nd last!!
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let me introduce you guys to Zahkar
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PM sent!
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Clack Happens #72
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Congrats triz!!!
PM sent!
so close baby buu!
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This next one will be T only, just a heads up!
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Clack Happens #73
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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hakuna matata
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CC, what's your favourite colourway?
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lemme in for T
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We winnin' topre today boiz!
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can i win please :)
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gnomes are people too
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Congrats eyesmiles!!!
PM incoming...
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The next handful of Clack Happens will be T only.
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T only...
Just making sure people read it ^^^
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Clack Happens #74
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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CC, Ogre or Skull??
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Congrats 0GBobbyJohnson!!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #75
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #76
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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hakuna matata
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Is this the real life?
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hakuna matata
What a wonderful phrase!
I hear it Ain't no passing craze!
Congrats LightningXI !!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #77
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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F
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orgy in the sky pls
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inside
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f
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g
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We should play some bingo.
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f
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sdfsdfsf
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fsgj
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hi
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JehB11p60XX2pGM/giphy.gif)
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asdads
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teach me to be a pillar
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asdasd
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f
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Pppp
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(https://i.imgur.com/Co93ivu.png)
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i like u bc u got dat something that i need in my life so give to me
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asd
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c
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asd
You forgot the "f".
Congrats dallman5!!!
PM incoming...
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i like u bc u got dat something that i need in my life so give to me
^^^ That was fun, made me wanna do another one...
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Clack Happens #78 (changed to A and B)
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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asdasd
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s
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t
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FFFF
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f
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a
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:)
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(https://i.imgur.com/RpocsbA.jpg)
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/xT5LMRJ4n1xaQeNz6E/giphy.gif)
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Jjd
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Khaha
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sdf
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fff
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asdf
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fgj
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orgy in the sky pls
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f
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(https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2019/04/2/1548116192-how-people-think-motivation-works.jpg)
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orgy in the sky pls
*poof!*
Congrats joey !!!
PM incoming...
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Just updated with ramnes post for some reason.
I will give it to tephwn too!
Congrats tephwn!!!
PM incoming....
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Show Image
(https://i.imgur.com/RpocsbA.jpg)
Show Image
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/xT5LMRJ4n1xaQeNz6E/giphy.gif)
That's classic! ^^^ friggin classic!
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Clack Happens #79
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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:cool:
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a
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fghj
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s
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https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/martin-luther-king-day
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Iij
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f
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asdf
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:)
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G
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q
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Gg
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sdfgsdfg
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Test
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(https://i.imgur.com/jut9HtO.png)
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v
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orgy in the sky pls
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f
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP!
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orgy in the sky pls
Much orgy
Congrats joey!!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #80
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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r
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Congrats SeedyOne!!!
PM sent!
EDIT:
Accidently deleted all the last entries except moistgun, but SeedyOne did indeed win.
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Just wanted to see who would post if I just unlocked it w/o a sale.
lulz
BAAAAAAALLLEEEEEEETED!
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q
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aaa
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AGAIN! lol
BAAAALEEEEETED!!!
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Stay in skool folks
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For some odd reason my index finger is unable to let me delete Belfong or sleepy916, it just jumps all over the place!
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I guess I have to give em both a win. I mean it's just so sad that they both got in when there wasn't even a contest. Sad as in... hilarious!
so...
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Clack Happens #81 A and B
random in MX or T flavor
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) Be Belfong or sleepy916.
2) Post when you're not supposed to.
3) Have really bad timing.
4) Run into a problem where my index finger cannot delete you.
5) Boohoo other people.
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Congrats Belfong and sleepy916!!!
PMs incoming...
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Clack Happens #82
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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Worked from home today after a night of F5... (https://media.giphy.com/media/2yso8GZ0fBSLvRgy1H/giphy.gif)
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f
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thx
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gg
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We
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f
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pls
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fffff
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hi
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Jjjj
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X
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:)
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Please sir!
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asdfsadf
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Peeing
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f
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A
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post
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Clack Happens #66
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Anyone who won in yesterdays Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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D
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Clack Happens #66
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Anyone who won in yesterdays Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
Still stuck on that one ehh? ^^^
Congrats ziptyze!!!
PM sent!
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Heads up part I - I'm still running T keys.
Heads up part II - Randoms will be more random. What does that mean you ask? Well it means that my random pic for the winner will be more random. More random? Yes. MOAR random.
Random you say?
Yes, yes I do say.
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Clack Happens #83 A
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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sdf
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;'
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f
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f
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Congrats hayt!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #83 B
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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adsd
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fff
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T-Ogre: 83 B
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Congrats again hayt!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #83 C
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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(https://i.gifer.com/DE5h.gif)
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T-Ogre: 83 B
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hi
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(https://i.imgur.com/9Dqg21I.gif)
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hi its me hayt
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(https://i.imgur.com/mBwvYvo.png)
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asdasfd
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fff
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Congrats KatzenKinder!!!
PM sent!
also, dayyum hayt was close again!
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Clack Happens #83 D
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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f
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gg
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hello
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:)
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About 600 patients catch fire during surgery every year. (http://www.nbcnews.com/id/26874567/ns/health-health_care/t/fire-or-hundreds-are-hurt-every-year/)
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random
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(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif)
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif)
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529792408628494356/537096948759658506/2016-08-23-105548-breibrerr.gif)
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asdf
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Everyday (everyday) I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Congrats PQStarLord!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #83 E
random in T flavor only
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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asfas
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f
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Turophobia is the fear of cheese.
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asd
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damn
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dyslexia
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R.I.P
7.11.96-6.27.13
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eight three eee
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asd
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hi
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a
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s
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:)
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asd
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Q
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Ksk
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nice!
Congrats Belfong!!!
PM sent!
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PSYCH!
hahaahaa, thought you saw a pattern didn't ya?
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Lemmee offer up something a lil diff.
Next CH will have a random solid color MX and a random solid color prototype leaf (the original design I decided not to go with)
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Clack Happens #84 A, B, & C
random colored MX and random colored MX prototype leaf (the design I chose not to sell originally)
$65 US $70 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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f*ck topper
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Having excessive body hair is linked to a higher intellect. (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/the-hirsute-of-higher-intelligence-1328285.html)
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sadfd
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a
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asawaawawawaw
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hon dansar vidare i livet
(https://s2.gifyu.com/images/giphy9feafe4d4cfec666.gif)
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asdf
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fsdfsdfsd
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fg
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asdf
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f
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aa
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zzz
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f
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/5gXYzsVBmjIsw/giphy.gif)
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r
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asdf
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me
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in there like swimwear
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Jk
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Omgz
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Yes.
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Jiiiii
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(https://media3.giphy.com/media/xTcnSMnaB88MFnx5Qc/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5c42b0507475714d2ef06f13)
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eat my feet
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the clack i haven't met...
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post
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asdf
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hh
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I need dat leaf 420 BLAYZE IT!!!
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wasd
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Tesr
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Lleae
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ate
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nut
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K
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asdf asdf
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another loss :raughs:
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Asd
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2
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ryu
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gff
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s
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2QZXhlBeB8RnaumQ/giphy.gif)
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Rest
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:thumb:
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df
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Hayt wins again <3
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In
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G
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Hi this is win right
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God doesn't want me and the Devil isn't done with me...
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U
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dfhdfdh
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dsadfdsf
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ahhhhh!!!!
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K
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a
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asd
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ffdd
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sdad
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asdf
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420 noscope mountaindew doritos
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Ok
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F
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wasd
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me
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ahhhhh!!!!
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asdf
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Hi!
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Hi this is win right
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asdf
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gff
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U
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Hi
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asdf
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Ok
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Omgz
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sdf
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asdf
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/oWWfwpLj5l0XK/giphy.gif)
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Hi
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hon dansar vidare i livet
(https://s2.gifyu.com/images/giphy9feafe4d4cfec666.gif)
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wut
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Jk
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Jiiiii
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fdsf
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zzz
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wee
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In
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K
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Asd
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sdf
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F
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Pls
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asdf
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asdasdsasd
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Haahahaaa, oops!
I could not get this thread to lock for the life of me. Debating if I should do two wins, one for when I actually hit the reply (I was on a timer, so I know who the original winner is) AND the final winner since I couldn't lock it.
Lemme think...
LuLz this page was super frozen!
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Looks like we will have three winners! I'm glad I have more than one old prototype, lulz.
First winner (A) is 1swt2gs (2nd to last) if you check the time you can see that is when I first closed it, and that fits with my timing of it as well.
Second winner (B) is dalsu, (2nd to last) if you check the time, that is when for some reason it reopened and enough people saw it for me to warrant a win for that.
Third winner (C) is jacobsmirror, (2nd to last) that is when the thread finally chilled out.
Phew!
Congrats to all the winners!!!
PMs will be sent in just a moment...
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Clack Happens #85
random colored T
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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asdasd
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f
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f
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1212121
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thx
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asdfasd
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asdf
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Pirates probably didn't wear eyepatches because of a missing eye; it's much more likely that they were keeping one eye ready to see in darkness, so that they could adjust quickly when going below deck. (https://mentalfloss.com/article/52493/why-did-pirates-wear-eye-patches)
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🥴🥴🥴
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adsf
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:)
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f*ck topper
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:blank:
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where my nastrove fam at? ??
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Congrats triz!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #86
random colored T
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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(https://i.imgur.com/dt4i4T4.gif)
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69
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f*ck topper
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Congrats Filebot1914!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #87
random colored T
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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f
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asdf
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me
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f*ck topper
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gh
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a
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tofast
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hi
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Studies have suggested that losses are, psychologically, twice as powerful as gains. So winning 2 rounds of Clack Happens feels as good as losing one feels bad. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_aversion)
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gotta win today!
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post
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Test
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greyhat co leader les lions in the house!
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sssss
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we
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Congrats Freebelt1914!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #88
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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asdasd
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f
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gh
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diet dr. pepper
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Ff
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a
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All galaxies, regardless of size, rotate once every billion years. (https://www.zmescience.com/space/galactic-clockwork-432432/)
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asdf
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dfhfjg
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Kk
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g
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6
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Nedd
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Mekke
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asd
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a
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Test
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Clack Happens #66
random in MX or T flavor (winners choice)
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
Anyone who won in yesterdays Clack Happens (#65) cannot win in todays.
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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F
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ㄴ
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asdfasd
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Fh
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Huu
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fff
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hyp[e
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nice
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Hi
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Congrats LiQuiDs !!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #89
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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asdasd
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sdaf
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The term "pipe dream" is a reference to the insane dreams people have when smoking opium. (https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/pipe-dream.html)
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hihi
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post
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Congrats o3okevin!!!
PM sent!
And thanks kustom3 for the ongoing random factoids.
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Clack Happens #90
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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gggg
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dghhs
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777
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:)
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asd
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Congrats kinglukas38!!!
PM sent!
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IMPORTANT!!!
Looks like I might have to shut down Clack Happens, possibly even Clackfactory altogether.
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It seems as if certain members of GH have found out my true motives for these sales and that I will no longer be able to secretly recruit individuals.
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Or...
It was just another incorrect conspiracy theory.
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Clack Happens #91
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Watch your back noisy! lulz
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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f*ck alps
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asd
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f
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789
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Ff
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asd
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:)
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asd
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If you're in Iceland beware of the phrase 'I will find you on a beach': this idiom (or threat) means, ' I'll get my revenge,' or 'don't make me hurt you.' (https://www.voyagingviking.com/blog/funny-icelandic-phrases)
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Fjf
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a
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pls
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Congrats again o3okevin!!!
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #92
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Wake up noisy! It's 8am, get your day on!
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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asdf
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x
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Testtt
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asdasf
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WAKE UP
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butt
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t
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Congrats mittyzz!!!
nice avatar btw
PM sent!
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Clack Happens #93
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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what?
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who?
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where?
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when?
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NOW!
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i thought we were doing these before noisy wakes up..
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:pray:
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6
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1231
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asdasd
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hjk
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a
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Boohoo
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conspirasize my a$$
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f
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Why
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asdf
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Hh
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someday
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D
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a
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Do
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jjjjjjj :thumb:
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Ff
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Jdjd
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Y
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J
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y
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Meow
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f
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Porsche's first car, in 1898, was electric. (https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2014/01/27/first-porsche-1889/4941635/)
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let's win a clack!
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Hfjd
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dfasfdsafsd
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In
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Kk
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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a
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how?
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hello
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fff
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Why
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asdf
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asdf
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6
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o
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Hi
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sdfsdf
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Nsndnd
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pls
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i thought we were doing these before noisy wakes up..
Um... yeah, why? It's still before 4pm out here In Cali. He's still in bed AFAIK.
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Congrats tyze of the zip nature!!!
PM incoming...
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:pray:
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1231
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it's too early
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fgk
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lulz. These guys ^^^
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:pray:
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f
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oGRFopRgYiyF2wPzW/giphy.gif)
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hi
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ㅏㅏ
나의 SM-N960U1 의 Tapatalk에서 보냄
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F
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AAAAAAhaahahahahahaa
*snort
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Clack Happens #94 A PEEKABOO SALE!
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
Step 1 I will screen cap one minute after this posts.
Step 2 Peekaboo!
Step 3 I will run RNG.
Step 4 I will invoice said winner.
Step 5 larf and larf. Boohoo F5ers and ghosts.
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Congrats Cavemann6!!!
PM sent!
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In case ppl were wondering.
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Clack Happens #95
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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sddf
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win
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F
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https://i.imgur.com/QqS5WiR.png
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:cool: the boiz are back :cool:
(https://i.imgur.com/tImqYvR.png)
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Gg
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win
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:)
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aaa
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in - cc =)
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Congrats DreaMagine!!!
PM sent!
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Wee
also, that's gross. Please don't pee in my thread.
Lay off on the coffee.
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Clack Happens #96
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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hmm
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F5, F5
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woooooooo! superb owl!
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zoinks scoob
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s
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B
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actual win
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yup
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adafs
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:)
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asdf
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go rams
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trick or treat
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asdafaf
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yes
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Congrats Ruby Rhod!!!
PM incoming...
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Clack Happens #97
random colored MX or T (your choice)
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) 2nd to last post wins.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #3rd to last and reply #last. lulz
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G
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asdfasdf
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fdsafdsafdsafda
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wasd
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wee :thumb:
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Bbxh
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ggaagagag
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Jjjkh
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t
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pls
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asdf
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Ffff
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db
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brady = goat
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Congrats dallman5!!!
PM sent!
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Next key will be T compatible.
T compatible
T compatible
I said...
T COMPATIBLE!!!
fck topper
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Clack Happens #98
random colored T
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Middle post wins. If it's an even number then I will round up!
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo beginning and end
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adsfadsf
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trizzbut
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Rcc
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rats
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Gg
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ship my clack with some screws fam
oops
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Closed so fast I didn't even have time to... <NO CARRIER>
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ill take a cuppa T
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F
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hey
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F
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as
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f
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topre hype!
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a
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s
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ur mam is t compatible
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Congrats mattp!!!
PM sent!
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Next key will be T compatible.
T compatible
T compatible
I said...
T COMPATIBLE!!!
fck topper
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Clack Happens #99
random colored T
$40 US $45 international.
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Middle post wins. If it's an even number then I will round up!
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo beginning and end
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asdf
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f
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zdfdzf
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huge fart noise
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F
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topre hype!
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asdg
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ass
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Gg
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hi
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q
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F
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fffff
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T COMPATIBLE!!!
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Hh
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Mx pls
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asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd
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as
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Cx
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H
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sd
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heck
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dawef
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hello
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K
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gimme ur t-ness
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dsfasdfafds
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Hi!
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Mx pls
silly boi, I do not think you know how this works.
Congrats jackedhardwarejunkie!!!
PM sent!
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I watch him all the time, his presentation is hilarious.
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Clack Happens #100 THE CHOICE
Either a T compatible Tri-shark or two random MX. Your choice!
$1 US and $1.10 international. Gotta account for that shipping! lol
Rules:
.5) Please only post once, only one of your posts count anyway. I either delete your post or just skip you. Annoying me does not improve your odds. lol
1) Will RNGesus!
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo those that cannot afford $1.
I will open the thread at 8pm! About 45 minutes from now.
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(https://i.imgur.com/5CecxGf.png)
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hi mr clackman
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f
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wtt soul wttf 2 mx caps
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s
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boohoo i lose
(https://i.imgur.com/AwZBx2t.gif)
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https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=98411.msg2720571#new
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Jugrff
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Clack Happens #100 A TOUGH CHOICE
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qq
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topre hype!
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hello mr clack
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RNGESUSPLS
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She’s the tear in my heart, I’m alive
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G
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FLY
FLY
PIZZA PIE
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fk topre
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Clack Happens #100
THE CHOICE
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(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/cat-pirate-costume-715.gif)
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ass
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Gdhjf
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https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=98411.0
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black d
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a
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if you like steve, you might like this guy's channel
lots of fun american folklore kinds of stuff, and he doesn't get super into the conspiracy aspect of a lot of it, which i appreciate
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pls
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/8cb933fb2b180ce18c708482c63db191/tumblr_my3ku01KEa1qh402go3_500.gif)
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Kd
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ff
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Woo!
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a
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asdfas
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tri shark pls
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hehe xD
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a
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:)
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sdf
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g
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Hhhhh
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I hope I win
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efeffwfwefwefw
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asdf
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hi its me nickheller
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5
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good luck!
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ty
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aaah
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titty sprinkles
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sss
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asdf
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random!
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Clack Happens #30
Rusty (liquid rust) BS compatible
$40 in the US, $45 international.
Rules:
1) The 6th reply wins after I unlock and before I lock the thread. Keepin it simple for today again.
2) I will Pm the winner with details.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo reply #5 and #7. lulz
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tri pls
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f
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tri-win
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you your Model V-2-34 38.8 L V12 Diesel engine is so warm OwO notices your cupola o3o someone's easily penetrated Loads Panzergranate 39 ~ murr~ hehehe knocks out your commander and loader you're so big :oooo fires into the driver compartment it doesn't stop penetrating ·///· rams you and shoots a Zis-30 your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes SturmGeschütz III Ausführung G: wiggles engine compartment and squirms I want to see your big daddy ammo racks~ wiggles turret I have a little itch o3o wags barrel can you please get my itch~ puts tracks on your frontal armor nyea~ its a 75 mm Kampfwagenkanone 40 itch rubs your frontal armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs tracks down your frontal armor and fires turret-mounted Maschinengewehr 34 lol like I need to be punished really good~ tracks onto your ammo racks as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. Can I go for the Panzer Badge breaks your tracks with MG 34 as I load HE my you smell so oily :v licks barrel mmmm~ so oily drools all over your 76-мм танковая пушка обр. 1940 г. Ф-34 your cannon breach I like fondles Radio Operator Gunner hehe puts muzzle break on driver hatch and inhales deeply oh god my frontal armor is 55 mm~ licks cupola punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles Machinengewehr 34 I love your communist goodness bites KwK 75mm cannon breach please punish me nuzzles nyea~ blows off your barrel so good licks gun oil of your 76 mm tank gun M1940 F-34 salty goodness~ driver reverses and fires Hl.Gr. 38C mmmm~ laughs and blitzkriegs
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clack happened
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Yeet
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sdfg
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:D
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gfhjkgjhkgjhk
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huge fart noise
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fd
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How I feel: "Fill out this survey to win a $1000 giftcard!"
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asd
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shark poopy
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:llama: Yeah Clack I like it like dat. Give me a juicy WOW! :llama:
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it's past my bedtime
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YES
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Y
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sdf
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s
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Kk
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happy 100
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h
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greyambience is an idiot
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sdfsdfsdf
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hi clack ily
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7
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MX
(https://i.imgur.com/HHyHDYDm.jpg)
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Jshsi
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Hi
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geekhack
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K
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcHretmclA1QgY8/giphy.gif)
6
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First time lucky?!
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Hey
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Happy CH #100 Everyone!
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Cfc
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Butt
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Hi
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First artisan?
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/XI6UVcHYjAWs0/giphy.gif)
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Gg
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Wootang Clack ain't nothing to....
LOOK MA!!!!
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Hi
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Taking this one way back...
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f
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Gdhjf
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Henlo
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A
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Ye
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Hhhhh
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Cfc
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fasdfa
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Hhhhh
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Henlo
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Jshsi
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f
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:llama: Yeah Clack I like it like dat. Give me a juicy WOW! :llama:
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Hi
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/XI6UVcHYjAWs0/giphy.gif)
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RNGESUS PLZ
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Gg
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Hi
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clack happened
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Henlo
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Gdhjf
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^-^
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First artisan?
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Go!
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Hi
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sdfa
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Henlo
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Clack happened 504
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Kd
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Test
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esketit
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Yo
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a
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Hi
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asdf
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Clack happened 504
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trishark
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Hi
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Yo
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me
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Wow
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Me
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RNGESUSPLS
Well... asking nicely apparently works.
Congrats shinz0
PM sent!
For those that were curious, the initial close was at the 10 second mark, but clearly that did not go through.
504 and I are besties =)
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Clack Happens #101
1 random colored MX proto leaf AND two random colored MX (for those who cannot count, that's 3)
$101 US or $110 international.
Rules:
.5) Ketchup!
1) Post a poem about that ^^^ prolific condiment.
2) I will pick the winner based on whatever strong feeling I have at that moment.
3) I forgot, but I'm sure I'll screw something up.
4) Boohoo mustard only fans.
I will open the thread at 8pm! That's in about 4 hours and 9 minutes
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Roses are red, ketchup is red,
Ketchup.
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...
Ketchup sweet and tangy
You make my life so fancy.
Just a little dab of you,
On anything, would make me want to blissfully chew.
Fries, hamburgers, hotdogs... these things would be nothing without you,
My beautiful, great red, tomato goo.
If it were not for you, this life would be bland, blue and mustard filled;
With you, I feel fulfilled.
...
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ketchup, squeezed, empty,
drowning - all food in red,
clickclack, pick this please
roses are red,
violets are blue,
poem about ketchup.
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In the 90s we always ate it green,
Sometimes even purple if we were keen,
We learned it was high in fructose,
Perhaps lethal with enough of a dose,
Doomed to an unsweet future we could have not forseen
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O sweet ketchup
May well run through my veins
Tomatoes' deep red
On my shirt - ketchup stains
(https://i.imgur.com/M6M53vv.jpg)
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**** ketchup, mustard is better
When you need to make your bun wetter
Mustard is there for your pleasure
Squirt it all over for good measure
It'll slide right down your gullet
Slick like your sun kissed mullet
Mustard deserves a love letter
**** ketchup, mustard is better
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(non-entry, just posting for fun)
you call me bitter and spicy
yellow seeds of jealousy
but it's him that i always catch you peeking
it's him you dream about squeezing
makes you want to spread
but all i see is red
57 varieties is a lie.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/there-never-were-57-varieties-heinz-ketchup-180965158/
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how i love thee, red
drip sweet tomato pours for
eggs d'oeuvres and more
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/yuI7fL5cR1YeA/giphy.gif)
Boohoo I dont have a single creative bone in my body
GL everyone :)
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I put ketchup on
everything that I can
and some things I can't
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Ketchup Haiku from a Chicagoan:
Red creamy thick sauce
On burgers, never hot dogs
Gatekeeping ketchup
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And here on the eve of one hundred and one
To honor the crimson condiment king
I squint my eyes and sit here in doubt
Wondering will I, maybe, pull it out?
A poem is asked by the maker of clacks
To raise thy ketchup high above
But, what to write upon this page
That hopefully won’t be too strange?
Ketchup or catsup, dressing or gravy
Whatever you put it on, it’s all good baby
That scarlet coloring running right on through
Might it also be good mixed in a stew? (Baby, you’ve got a stew going)
Hot dogs and hamburgers on the Fourth of July
Under hot summer days or cool winter nights
Ketchup will never ever go out of style
So, why don’t you sit and enjoy it for a while?
It’s the pièce de résistance of every meal
And if you don’t agree then you just have to deal
It’s almost like Noisy never winning a clack
Sometimes, isn’t life just really really wack?
So, I sit here and write, scratching my head
Pondering and musing while eating my bread
About the mysterious allure of this ruby toppin’
Is there anything in life that it doesn’t make poppin’?
The answer is no, a resounding hell no!
Ketchup is number one through the highs and the lows
Slather it on everything you hold dear
Then suck it all down, it won’t be…weird?
So, that’s it for me, that’s all I got
I have no idea what I’m doing, I’m probably just a bot
But, take heed of the message I bring to you all
This sauce is the best from the windows to the walls
Also, **** you mustard
alsoalsoiloveyounoisy
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Overpowering
Goes well with chicken fingers
Non-Newtonian
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Tomato Ketchup
If do you do not shake the bottle,
None'll come and then a lot'll...
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Ketchup
Catsup
Ketchup
Catsup
Ketchup?
Cats...hmm...
I'm in way over my
head.
He's uhm
talking to the ketchup
now
Burns is
sure acting nutty.
Maybe going broke and
losing his plant
destroyed his brain.
Are you here
to solve my ketchup
problem?
Yeeees
that's right.
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Sometimes a haiku
Can be about condiments
Ketchup for instance
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Ketchup on my mind
I squeeze it in my switches
How my stems now glide
(https://i.imgur.com/npI5JzI.jpg)
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Ketchup is so great
I put that sh*t on errthang
The best condiment
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I only want ketchup.
It’s all that I like.
I don’t need a burger.
I don’t need a bike.
I don’t want a tuba,
a truck or a train,
bananas, bandanas,
pianos or rain.
I’ll pass on canasta,
gymnastics and chess.
I don’t need a diamond
a dog or a dress.
I’m fine without fairies,
canaries or figs,
tomatoes, tornadoes,
tortillas and twigs.
I’d give up guitars
and carnations and cheese,
The sparkling stars
and the wind in the trees,
I don’t need a hug
or an afternoon hike.
Just pass me the ketchup.
It’s all that I like.
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Alright, so I did a few. Maybe it’s because I’m a cheaty ****, but I wrote them out and couldn’t choose between them. I’m not really a poet first, I’m more of a novelist, but I gave it my best go. I thought I’d try and emulate a few classic poets first, to get a feel for what to do. After that, I wrote some in a few random ones, more original styles. I ended up doing eleven, but I cut down to six for the sake of brevity.
All works presented are original, and were written today, beginning around 8 PM Eastern time, with a stop for dinner.
At the bottom of this post, you will find a video recording of me reading out all the poems aloud. As a matter of personal taste and duty to the reader, I believe that the best way to enjoy a work is to have it read to you. Since I cannot be in each of your rooms personally, this will have to suffice. Unfortunately, I am still recovering from recent illness, but hopefully the point still gets across. I put on my best poet outfit for this, but I admit I shaved my moustache a week ago, and that would have been perfect for this. I also wanted to get my bass guitar out and do some true word jazz, but I’d need an extra day for that. So it goes.
My recommendation to you, reader, is that you listen to the recording and follow along while looking at the words. However, should you choose to only enjoy only the words or only the recording, this is also entirely valid.
Without further ado, please enjoy.
-P
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EMULATIONS
Borgesian Ketchup (“Tlön-mato Caveat, Orbus Emptor”)
“The same chemicals were used in cooking as were used in the composition of her own being: only those which caused the most violent reaction, contradiction, and teasing, the refusal to answer questions but the love of [asking] them, and all the strong spices of human relationship which bore a relation to black pepper, paprika, soybean sauce, ketchup and red peppers.” -Anais Nin
-2019
****insonian Ketchup (“Solitary Enjoyment”)
I looked upon the bottle red
Upon a table alone in the room
Inside, a fine tomato spread
Just for me.
The octagon of glass enclosed it
Keeping the contents hidden away.
I so dearly longed to taste
And throw my head back in ecstasy.
A passing crow inspects the crumbs
Brown, white, stained with vinegar
The remnants of the fine bun
That I so deeply enjoyed.
-2019
Whitmanian Ketchup (“Ballad of the Ketchup Commander”)
Still here I carry my delicious burden,
That of the ketchup commander.
With my health and my bottles,
I go forth into the aether of day,
I go forth into the murk of night,
To bring the delicious scent
Of fine tomato condiment
to the masses.
To bring this lovely taste to the entire Earth,
Would be insufficient in my quest.
To bring this lovely taste to the entire solar system,
Would be insufficient in my quest.
Nay, I must cover the universe
In ketchup.
-2019
EMANATIONS
Ballpark Frank
The crack of the bat, a scream
Somewhere, a few rows behind me, a child had cried out
Is it despair, or joy?
I turn to look
He has dropped his hot dog
On the ground in the aisle
A pale sausage lies, bloody, no
Smothered in a splatter of ketchup and sauerkraut.
The child is on his knees,
Weeping at the loss of his treasure.
-2019
Ketch’s Blues
Ketchup is the Take Five of condiments
It can be found in any smoky bar
Or alone in the fridge of a divorced father after a drunken night.
It is a member of the free jazz quartet of condiments,
Found at the center of a barbecue,
Where Sarah shares the sex of her new baby with her friends,
Where Mark announces his engagement to Anne,
Where Rebecca and Tony casually mention to a close friend that they are looking for
something to do later—perhaps?
Where Arnold watches his daughter take her first steps.
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, and Relish are all there,
Watching, listening, playing
On hot dogs, on brisket
The songs of lunch and dinner
-2019
Family Matters
It was his first apartment, and he had to stock the fridge
He put the groceries away listening to Corcovado
And thought of his girlfriend as he put away the ketchup.
She was getting ready to move in with him
The two of them would make memories together
She thought of him as she put ketchup on her eggs.
They danced in the living room,
a turntable played My Foolish Heart
And they thought of what their family might one day become.
She wanted two girls
He wanted two boys
They met halfway.
Twin white plates,
Each with six chicken nuggets and a handful of french fries,
And a healthy serving of ketchup.
Ketchup bound together brother and sister,
Like oil and eggs in Mayonnaise
Like their parents:
Inseparable.
-2019
i forgot to wear my glasses for max poet effect, but i am a normal tortoiseshell glasses wearing hipster
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All over my meat
I feel a sticky texture
Tastes a little sour.
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I wrote this limerick with ease.
Tell me about your ghost keys.
Mustard is wack.
I want a click clack.
Ketchup really is the bees knees.
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An ode to liquid tomatoes
condiment for my pommes frites
tangy swirls on top of meat :-[
ketchup, catsup, reddish sauce
how I dream of your sweet gloss
when I feel that hungr pang
then I know to make it rain
dropping that umami 'sup
there for me when going's rough
Jordan's water won't hold up
to godinjointform's secret stuff
I love you ketchup
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There was a man who became flustered
He had such a hard time making custard
His eggs became scrambled
And in a fit and a gamble
He said, "Ah, I'll just add some ketchup."
Because, **** mustard.
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Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.
What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.
Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.
I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.
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How I love ketchup
My most needed condiment
I use it daily
You allow me to stomach burgers for weeks on end.
Eggs become palatable again
A french fry's best friend.
Sometimes I eat a lot
Sometimes I like it hot
To be honest, this took some thought.
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Ketchup is what I crave
Ketchup is what I desire
Glop glop
It flops onto my omelette
But these eggs can't hold onto any of it
And it slides into my bacon
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Red and sweet, it's a sauce of tomatoes
Makes many a food truly delightful
Some may dislike it but I think it's fuego
I like it so much, give me a plateful!
The smell of ketchup makes me excited
Pungent and fruity, there is nothing close
Pass me the bottle, this **** is sacred
Straight into my mouth this ketchup flows
At the end there is an important rule
Agree with it or not, should be aware
Put ketchup on a h'dog, you are a fool
Souls who do so fill my heart with despair
Sometimes, the truth can be unfortunate
For hotdogs, I am very passionate
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French fries are naked
What condiment for cladding?
The ketchup beckons
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Catchup
Catsup
Ketchup
Death to mustard sympathizers
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u
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(http://i.imgur.com/ZUeR6i1.jpg)
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Ketchup
Is tomatoe?
Or tomato?
Is plant?
Or vege?
Ketchup
Is British?
Is American?
Is Asian?
Is Latino?
In Cantonese
“Kay” is tomato
“Chup” is juice
Coincidence?
I think not
Ketchup
Regardless of class
Will win me clacks
That’s why
I love ketchup!
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a
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haiku~
catsup to mustard:
hurry up, come on, mustard!
u gotta ketchup!
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A ketchup limerick
There once was a condiment so prolific
whose taste could only be described as exquisite
It can be had with chicken, fries, and burgers
but don't put it on a hotdog, or you'll get murdered.
**** it! Even on a hot dog, ketchup is the ****.
A ketchup haiku
American sauce
Texture so creamy its true
It's color is red
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Canadians have ketchup chips
Something Americans don't
Maple leafs are red
And so are you.
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The scent of smoke was on the air
As I approached the Barbeque
Plates of meats were looking fair
And I knew then what I must do
I opened up my fanny pack
Where the flavour doth reside
And from it's depths I pulled a snack
Crimson as a bloody tide
Conversation goes quiet
All eyes have turned to me
People ready to riot
If this sauce is not soon freed
Tomatoes, acid, spice to taste
A combo fit for a God
On all the foods it must be placed
Else be labeled as a fraud
I am the man who brings joy
To every event I go
Meat without sauce is a decoy
Now let the ketchup flow
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Ketchup and french fries
perfect together, just like
clacks on my keyboard
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red, goopy fruit mash
always yummy in tummy
hotdog is taco
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Once my switch doth ping
With ringing shrieks of death
Ketchup becomes lube
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Ketchup With Clack Therapy - A Haiku
"**** me with ketchup"
Clack got me, without the Heinz
Pudds, done that catch-up?
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Ketchup, Please
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Before I walk off, my receipt is signed,
When prompted for my choice of condiment,
A tangy tomato juice springs to mind,
Yes, to that sauce, I'd build a monument.
With hotdog in hand, I say 'ketchup, please';
I choke the bottle, urging lactations,
Turning it around, giving it a squeeze,
Large globs plop out with farty vibrations.
Mouth watering for that scarlet nectar,
I take one bite of that thick red dressing.
You could call me its highest respector,
Can you not tell that's what I'm confessing?
I'll love that crimson gravy forever,
Even its stains on my cashmere sweater.
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On a hotdog or a bun
Ketchup is Number 1!
Red and runny, please don't stop
Eating ketchup blows my top!
Shake it high, shake it low
Watch that ketchup goodness flow!
Flip it, dip it, slip it, bite
Downing ketchup all damn night
Mustard sucks, you know it's true
Eat that yummy ketchup goo
Why eat yellow when there's red?
Slurp that ketchup till you're dead.
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Rose are red
Ketchup is godly
I'm pretty sure it's the only thing clack puts in his body
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Heinz 57 could have stopped with just 1
Ketchup is tasty and versatile and fun
It's made from tomatoes so it's quite healthy too
And because it is blended you don't have to chew
Other condiments hate it because it's perfection
The other 56 are just poser confections
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Ketchup meets Mustard ....
They embraced each other and melted ...
As if they had waited so long for each other ...
It seems like they will never part each other ....
They look like they melt in love ...
Meat and bread were watching ....
Its beautiful melted, vegetables are quietly quietly ....
Quietly ... watched and cried ...
I'm sorry. I did not speak English well and I used Google Translator
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Please allow me to say my meaty monologue
You can squeeze me all over a hot sweaty dog.
I will envelop your warm toasty nuggets inside of me
You better keep my top on or I'll spill on you with glee.
I'm red and viscous like what you see during shark week
Compare me to mustard and your options are looking bleak.
French fries, eggs, sausage, hash browns, do you need time to catch up?
If you don't know by now, you will, my name is ketchup.
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Man of [ketchup] culture:
Ishigaki, Yum
Delicious crimson on steak
Red sauce I love you
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHrR1yVWsAANEuC.jpg)
**** you skye
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(https://i.imgur.com/eLiyb33.png)
My Haiku, not my drawing, by a guy named ricky. ^-^
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Smack!
Again and again. Smack!
This was needed
This is necessary
The dog just wouldn't go down
With one final smack, it began to flow
So much red
So much red for such a tiny hole
As it flowed it spread, covering the dog
I suddenly became aware of my tongue
No longer the dry, foreign muscle in my mouth
It was soft and wet
Mouth watering as the dog was reddening
This time, it would happen
This time it had to happen
No waiting, no delaying
It had to be now
Otherwise, the freezer
And then thawing in the sink
But that was before
I'm hungry now
I gently wrapped the dog in a blanket of bleached grains
And began to eat
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Here is my ketchup limerick!
Tap the ketchup from the bottle,
First a little, then a lottle.
Watch the viscous liquid slide,
Onto delicious french fries.
Too bad they changed the nozzle.
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Chosen ones are up,
Given clacks mood,
Some you will win,
Some you will lose,
Grab thou ketchup,
Maketh thy food.
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Ketchup DN says nickheller
What's DN mean says another feller
"DEEZ NUTZ" he says with a cackle
Meanwhile all I want is a clackle
I don't care what sculpt or color
Or even type of stem
I just want to post a pic
So people say "oh demmm"
Ketchup
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Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.
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Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.
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Ketchup,
It's red,
It's made of tomatoes,
It makes you fart loads.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pU2j2fH.jpg)
my name is ketchup,
and when i be squeezed,
or when the lid
is opened wide,
and all the men
are wanting sauce –
none will come out,
unless if thou
shakest the bottle
but if you do,
with a jerk or two,
i will emerge,
and happily be poured,
to lick the bread,
and make a friend
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(https://img.memecdn.com/smoking-ketchup_o_2698149.jpg)
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Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
My one true love, ketchup,
The most prized possession I own.
If I die young,
bury me with ketchup,
I will give up my left lung,
Simply for one cup.
I spy with my little eye,
A red colored beauty I will turn into my wife,
For her I would gladly die,
Just for a taste, I'd give my life.
Only you are The Life,
Among the Dead.
Frozen inside, without your spice,
Without your taste, ketchup
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Tomato liquid
Placed meatloaf, burger wiches'
I use Heinz ketchup
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Red, like the roses on Valentine's Day,
Smooth like the men in a gay pride parade,
I'll squeeze you, I'll please you,
But I'll never leave you,
Yes, Ketchup, I'm yours, what more can I say?
I'll eat you for breakfast, I'll eat you for lunch.
For ****'s sake I'll put you on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
What did you say, what's this drink in my cup?
Why it's coke, it's some bourbon, a hint of ketchup.
I'll leave you with this, know my heart's always yours,
No matter how hard I may squeeze you to pour.
I love you, I need you,
I live and I breathe you.
Dear ketchup, be mine for a hundred years more.
<3 143 Red ;)
Forever yours,
- Tard....
... as in Mustard
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Ketchup is not white
Ketchup is not thick
The red is ight
But fat is hand pick
One bite
You will see the light
Mayo is life
Why you gonna want fruit over it
You got to be high to like Heinz
‘Bring out the best’
Go on and cry
(https://images.costco-static.com/ImageDelivery/imageService?profileId=12026540&itemId=26584-847&recipeName=680)
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A Haiku:
Put it on hotdogs!
It is very delicious.
That's right: its ketchup!
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If u ate ketchup, u will have dream at tonight as below. :S
- tomato says dream -
On a bumpy body and dressed in red shirt
Sweet and savory tomatoes, The boast tomatoes.
I'm going to dance in the mouth.
I'll be a juice in the stomach.
I'll be a KETCHUP in the intestine.
I'll be mustard on the morning poop.
- leesofi(feat. ketchup'holicc)
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Ketchup’s number one
Ketchup goes on everything
Especially steak
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You asked. I answered.
“Can I get you anything else?” You said.
“Ketchup would be great.” I said.
“Excuse me?” You said.
“Ketchup. Please.” I said.
*takes drag*
Don’t let your eyes betray your surprise as you rationalize what you recognize as audacity in my valid request.
*Bongo fill*
I ASK FOR IT AT MY TABLE AND I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ABLE YET STILL YOU SCOFF?
*bongo hit*
YOU AND THIS WHITE TABLECLOTH
*bongo hit*
HOW ABOUT YOU USE IT TO WIPE THAT SCOFF OFFFFFFF OF YOUR FACE
*bongo hit*
DONTYOUTHINKIDONTKNOWHATIREQUEST?
*bongo hit*
FORCRIMSONSPHERESTOBESQUISHEDSQUEEZEDANDSMEAREDATMYBEHEST?
*bongo hit*
Don’t test.
Because you Lessssssssen the sacrifice.
Time on the vine... growinghangingdanglingsunlightbathing until you are plucked. In bushels and baskets carried like families in caskets all that time on the vine just to be dead.
Red.
Dead.
Squirted, spread.
Turned upside down and poured from your head.
*takes drag*
Squeezing sticky red brains and called umami. Never once have you cried out to mommy because you’re dead, red.
*extinguishes cigarette in nearby ashtray*
Your life on ice for my pleasure, 57 sins that I measure to make better my 70 dollar steak.
*spotlight fades*
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The tangy sweet taste of tomato
On hotdogs, hamburgers and fries
Set the children’s smiles aglow
And signal summer in their eyes
There’ll be salads and pies galore
Family and friends abound
Eating and chatting with vigour
Asking for ketchup from all those around
Passing the bottle from left to right
Across the generation
A necessity for a scrumptious bite
A BBQ foundation
The luscious red sauce fills their mouths with delight
Leaves a smile across the children’s face on this beautiful summer night
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I went with a limerick:
There once was a man named ‘Click Clack’,
who sold his caps on Geekhack.
His keycap skull made him famous,
however the begging became quite heinous
Because ‘Ketchup’ doesn’t rhyme with crap.
So I configured my web-browser to say,
when these caps are released every day.
I then stay up late,
and patiently wait…
For that ten second opportunity to play.
I think my wallet would be much thinner,
because I guess I’m like a total beginner
When they’re sold for basically ‘free’,
to everyone else but me.
But I too “only had pasta for my birthday dinner.”
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Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u
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"Heinz" like the red stuff
A ten week old corgi pup
Rambunctious dog son
(https://i.imgur.com/vmmNHv1.jpg?1)
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Shake, shake, shake,
Ketchup on the bun
Ketchup on the sausage
Something in red for a man!
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Ketchup is red
Cheese can be blue
Mustard is better
I’ll see me self out
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A Haiku on Ketchup
Ketchup or Catsup
Heinz or Hunts which one to choose
The gnomes love it all!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l41m2G3BIsQT3CoPC/giphy.gif)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u
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There once was a woman named Mable,
Who put liquor in all she was able.
One night she had fries, with that kethcup surprise
And drank herself under the table.
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Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.
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And here on the eve of one hundred and one
To honor the crimson condiment king
I squint my eyes and sit here in doubt
Wondering will I, maybe, pull it out?
A poem is asked by the maker of clacks
To raise thy ketchup high above
But, what to write upon this page
That hopefully won’t be too strange?
Ketchup or catsup, dressing or gravy
Whatever you put it on, it’s all good baby
That scarlet coloring running right on through
Might it also be good mixed in a stew? (Baby, you’ve got a stew going)
Hot dogs and hamburgers on the Fourth of July
Under hot summer days or cool winter nights
Ketchup will never ever go out of style
So, why don’t you sit and enjoy it for a while?
It’s the pièce de résistance of every meal
And if you don’t agree then you just have to deal
It’s almost like Noisy never winning a clack
Sometimes, isn’t life just really really wack?
So, I sit here and write, scratching my head
Pondering and musing while eating my bread
About the mysterious allure of this ruby toppin’
Is there anything in life that it doesn’t make poppin’?
The answer is no, a resounding hell no!
Ketchup is number one through the highs and the lows
Slather it on everything you hold dear
Then suck it all down, it won’t be…weird?
So, that’s it for me, that’s all I got
I have no idea what I’m doing, I’m probably just a bot
But, take heed of the message I bring to you all
This sauce is the best from the windows to the walls
Also, **** you mustard
alsoalsoiloveyounoisy
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sauce tangy so good
mahomes hair like curly fries
ketchup as shampoo
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Ketchup is the nectar of the soul
Like Shiner Bock and Pizza it Burries me whole
I like to eat it with fries
Or pretend that I’m eating it on pies
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
So now I’m eating pizza
Gimme the clerks
Sincerely, really drunk
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Ketchup, it's a setup
****ed up like most cops
There is no backup
When there's ketchup
I like it with pogo*
Cops and pogo* goes nono
I always show up
When there's ketchup
Cops always at my show
They bring blow
You dont need syrup
When there's ketchup
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_dog#Canada (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_dog#Canada)
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Tomato concentrate from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, natural flavoring.
The End.
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ketchup's not a vegetable but might as well be
french fries, scrambled eggs, macaroni
57 varieties to go with any food
you put it on steak? what's wrong with you dood
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Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.
What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.
Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.
I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.
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A Haiku:
Put it on hotdogs!
It is very delicious.
That's right: its ketchup!
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(https://www.smarthomekeeping.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ketchup-ingredients.jpg)
Ketchup: A Tomato’s Lamentation
If you were a ripe tomato like me,
You’d see each bottle is a tragedy.
Fifty seven plump juicy souls had to die?
Exsanguinated to season your curly fries.
No one asked them about their dreams.
The roar of the blender drowned out their screams.
For us the only revenge that yet remains,
Is our struggle to stop you from eating our brains.
So smack that bottle as hard as you can,
You’ll get not a drop, to hell with you, man.
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I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade
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There once was a bottle of ketchup
On which someone had not done the cap up
I was half awake
When I gave it a shake
Now that someone had best clean the mess up!
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Man of [ketchup] culture:
Ishigaki, Yum
Delicious crimson on steak
Red sauce I love you
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Heinz 57 could have stopped with just 1
Ketchup is tasty and versatile and fun
It's made from tomatoes so it's quite healthy too
And because it is blended you don't have to chew
Other condiments hate it because it's perfection
The other 56 are just poser confections
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Ketchup,
It's red,
It's made of tomatoes,
It makes you fart loads.
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Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.
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(https://img.memecdn.com/smoking-ketchup_o_2698149.jpg)
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Ketchup ****ing sucks
I just got some on my pants
And it won't come out
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I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade
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Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.
What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.
Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.
I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.
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I throw tomatoes at people that run from me to tell them to ketchup
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Ketchup on my macaroni,
Ketchup on my chin.
“The poor man's spaghetti,”
I say with a grin.
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sticky, sweet, makes me
lick my lips, enjoying it
ketchup, you pervert
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Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.
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Ketchup is the nectar of the soul
Like Shiner Bock and Pizza it Burries me whole
I like to eat it with fries
Or pretend that I’m eating it on pies
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
So now I’m eating pizza
Gimme the clerks
Sincerely, really drunk
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Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.
What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.
Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.
I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.
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Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things,
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.
I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u
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Ketchup catsup
What is up with the catsup?
Ketchup is the up with all of the duck
Ketchup
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Ketchup on my macaroni,
Ketchup on my chin.
“The poor man's spaghetti,”
I say with a grin.
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Ode to the Ketchup
A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup
My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.
Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.
I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.
With your small hairs.
Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.
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When making ketchup shrimp
it's better not to skimp
on the tasty red condiment
that's an excellent compliment
and makes your seafood real pimp.
Recipe: https://thewoksoflife.com/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp/ (https://thewoksoflife.com/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp/)
[img]https://thewoksoflife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp-4.jpg[
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Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow
https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1 (https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1)
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Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things,
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.
I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.
-
A ketchup haiku:
Ketchup is awesome
Mustard is terribly gross
Ketchup above all
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Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.
What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.
Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.
I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.
-
I throw tomatoes at people that run from me to tell them to ketchup
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Ketchup is so good,
It goes with any food,
Shake the bottle of red,
you will not be disappointed,
I put ketchup on everything,
even on toasted crackling,
ketchup on buttercup,
ketchup on ketchup,
I will find you in any continent,
Build a ketchup monument,
oh what a wonderful condiment.
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I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade
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Make your life lighten
Eating wish most dishes
Not making from fishes
I have soy sauce
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I smother my clacks with ketchup,
To eat them with the archbishop,
He doesn't like tomato sauce,
So I have to feed him with force,
Now I'm missing 3 clacks from my setup.
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I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade
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Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow
https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1 (https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1)
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Sharks prefer mustard
This we all know
But this particular shark
Has green ketchup for fun
It’s never been opened
I’d spread it on every clack I get
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Ketchup, I didn’t have mayo. Damnit
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(https://i.imgur.com/lrVisQd.jpg)
"There once was a weirdo named clack
who loved ketchup to have as a snack
but when no one was looking
he'd open up that thing
and pour it all right down his crack"
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On a hotdog or a bun
Ketchup is Number 1!
Red and runny, please don't stop
Eating ketchup blows my top!
Shake it high, shake it low
Watch that ketchup goodness flow!
Flip it, dip it, slip it, bite
Downing ketchup all damn night
Mustard sucks, you know it's true
Eat that yummy ketchup goo
Why eat yellow when there's red?
Slurp that ketchup till you're dead.
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Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things,
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.
I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.
-
Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.
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Ketchup catsup
What is up with the catsup?
Ketchup is the up with all of the duck
Ketchup
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Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow
https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1 (https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1)
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Ketchup,
Sweet and vinegary.
Easy on your youthful tastebuds on those nostalgic hotdogs you had growing up.
You may grow on to love other things,
Sriracha, mustard, aioli, wasabi,
but there's always a place for ketchup.
I once met a man who called it catsup unironically
(as far as I can tell)
And that was the most memorable thing about him.
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Irlen’s Final Eyes
Of the factory gnomes, Irlen was known as the best
His job was the eyes and he always impressed
Lonely he worked, just during the night
A mysterious character who always hated the light
After years of work, It was finally time for this gnome to retire!
“One more project!!” Clack said, “It will be worthwhile!”
Never one to say no, Irlen agreed with smile
He worked all night and was nearly done with the task
When his hand started shaking and there was a loud crash
“Where did it go?!!!” He screamed and dug through the trash!
Covered in food, he couldn’t believe his eyes…
“I have ruined my last work!!” he began to cry.
Just as he wept, the day had come back…
“Morning is here!”, then he cried out for Clack
“What is wrong my old friend?” Clack said with concern
He explained what happened as his teary eyes did burn
Clack stared at the keycap with its eyes of bright green
Then all of a sudden something quite strange was seen
In the room’s light, the eyes turned red it would seem
Confused what happened, he looked all around!
He searched on the tables and over the ground!
With a look of surprise, he finally saw what was up!
It turned out the effect was created with a spot of ketchup!
He facetimed the gnome and gleefully yelled, “Irlen you rocked it”
“In your honor my friend, I shall name this Scoptic”
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Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.
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Ketchup is red
Mustard is yellow
Why am i not in bed
Cause i wanted to tell you hello 👋
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Sharks prefer mustard
This we all know
But this particular shark
Has green ketchup for fun
It’s never been opened
I’d spread it on every clack I get
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Ketchup, I didn’t have mayo. Damnit
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Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow
https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1 (https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1)
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Ode to the Ketchup
A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup
My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.
Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.
I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.
With your small hairs.
Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.
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Catsup
Ketchup on my caps
Typing many much fast now
Mustard makes me slow
https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1 (https://i.imgur.com/VyZ5JS1.png?1)
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The empty bottle
If only i had ketchup
Plain and lonely fries
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Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.
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I love to sleep in a bed of ketchup.
I feel like a tomato.
I am beautiful.
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A ketchup haiku:
Ketchup is awesome
Mustard is terribly gross
Ketchup above all
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Ketchup is great
Ketchup is nice
Ketchup is good but not on ice
Give me a glass of whiskey, straight
But please hold the ketchup or I’ll be irate
And this could end up a very poor date
Ketchup is subtle
Ketchup is silly
But, alas, ketchup is not good for wacking your willy
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Ketchup is the route to every men's heart
Dawg
Its red magic time!
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Make your life lighten
Eating wish most dishes
Not making from fishes
I have soy sauce
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So let's get head up, dead up, set up and you get you wet up. Up in a set up, you bleed for real, forget the ketchup.
-beatnuts
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Wherefore art the condiment
That entices the senses
And turns the taste
From mediocre to great
Ketchup, we adore thee
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(to the tune of hoedown from Whose Line)
I like condiments with my favourite foods
Mustard and pepper? Please don’t be rude
Ketchup is my bae when I am in the mood
Slobber in that gooeyness when I am in the nude
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Ode to the Ketchup
A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup
My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.
Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.
I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.
With your small hairs.
Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.
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I smother my clacks with ketchup,
To eat them with the archbishop,
He doesn't like tomato sauce,
So I have to feed him with force,
Now I'm missing 3 clacks from my setup.
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hmm what is ketchup
hmm it is not mayonnaise
it is not mustard
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Ketchup is so good,
It goes with any food,
Shake the bottle of red,
you will not be disappointed,
I put ketchup on everything,
even on toasted crackling,
ketchup on buttercup,
ketchup on ketchup,
I will find you in any continent,
Build a ketchup monument,
oh what a wonderful condiment.
-
Ketchup is great
Ketchup is nice
Ketchup is good but not on ice
Give me a glass of whiskey, straight
But please hold the ketchup or I’ll be irate
And this could end up a very poor date
Ketchup is subtle
Ketchup is silly
But, alas, ketchup is not good for wacking your willy
-
When making ketchup shrimp
it's better not to skimp
on the tasty red condiment
that's an excellent compliment
and makes your seafood real pimp.
Recipe: https://thewoksoflife.com/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp/ (https://thewoksoflife.com/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp/)
(https://thewoksoflife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ketchup-shrimp-4.jpg)
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So let's get head up, dead up, set up and you get you wet up. Up in a set up, you bleed for real, forget the ketchup.
-beatnuts
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Ode to the Ketchup
A Sonnet by Ash Ketchup
My red ketchup.
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about crimson.
Let me compare you to a maroon sweater?
You are more juicy.
But I shouldn’t have worn you at the same time.
I love your blue arms, attitude and hands.
With your small hairs.
Now I must away with a ruby heart,
Remember me.
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Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.
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I read a few, but mostly just cleaned up the thread.
These look fantastic!
I will not post the winner tonight.
I'm "spread" really thin tonight. I will have to play ketchup tomorrow.
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In looking over these I think it would be best if I have more than one winner and perhaps some runner up smaller winners. I will have to make some more time for this. No other CH for today other than the one(s) I pick from this recent contest.
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Ran into some difficulties the last day and a half. I probably wont get to much today but I have been reading and enjoying the poems and ranking them to some degree. You all made this really hard! lol, my fault
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Just an update, I'm just in a bind. I need a free moment to do this and time and problems are not on my side. I have already decided on various winners and what not but I need more time to devote to this. I'm in hell until Friday. If I can post before then, well... then great! But I wouldn't count on it. =S