ugh.. and I'm getting all these wrinkles... life is killing me...
You must have heaps of spare time to waste like an overindulged woman
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When I get up at 4.00am must jump in shower, wash every nook and cranny then finish off picking ticks out between my butt-crack, off my back and arm pits (no kidding).
By 4.30am rush down to the mess hall and pick up some breakfast and newspaper, sit down for a brief read, catch up with the local gossip from mates that drop by. After breakie, head back to my donger for some teeth brushing and assemblage of work bag and laptop.
5.00am jump on the local bus heading onto our work site and along the way read emails from head office and send off stuff back to them. By 5.25am we arrive at work site and after checking the previous shifts notes and completion records we pick up what they left off.
So by 6.00am we commence our 12 hour work shift. During that time period have never personally spent any time in front of a mirror to see how I look nor do I care, because there are far more important things in life to worry about
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