Clack Therapy

[iamtootallforthis]

Not again!

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My offer still stands. 

You are one unlucky man though 

Thank you.

Today I actually opened the thread, and had it sitting in another browser window while I was working.

Corner of my eye - Tapatalk notification, quick tab switch, quick refresh, post a few random characters of reply, post, ...

Damn man that is unfortunate.

[Halverson]

Was hugging it out with cpt a minute beforehand and the power of love made us both get in
I only wish there were more BS for him.
And have some of my luck CC, lord knows I have too much.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[rowdy]

Not again!

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Finally managed to get in thanks to tapa, rowdy pls try use tapa.... might work better than delayed by using pc

By the time I pickup the phone, unlock it, navigate through Taptalk's weird menus, manage to type something on the too small keyboard, find and tap the post button ...

[Air tree]

Wewt, I'm actually getting in now that I'm stalking the page like a hawk. Hopefully my stalking pays off in the end.

Even if I don't get a clack, this is exiting still.

And if somehow I get more than one, all the rest of my wins are being given away.

Congratulations

It's nice when you actually manage to get in, especially when the thread is only open for a few seconds.

Thank you! and yes it's the most thrilling thing you can do sitting inside staring at a web page for a while. Haha!


Have you gotten any entries in so far in this CV? I really hope you catch a break and are able to at least get in. 

[rowdy]

Wewt, I'm actually getting in now that I'm stalking the page like a hawk. Hopefully my stalking pays off in the end.

Even if I don't get a clack, this is exiting still.

And if somehow I get more than one, all the rest of my wins are being given away.

Congratulations

It's nice when you actually manage to get in, especially when the thread is only open for a few seconds.

Thank you! and yes it's the most thrilling thing you can do sitting inside staring at a web page for a while. Haha!


Have you gotten any entries in so far in this CV? I really hope you catch a break and are able to at least get in. 

I think I did get one in early on, but not sure I complied with whatever the rules were at the time.

None at all during the RNG days.

[toxicdrift]

managed to get in today.. rowdy i really hope you manage a clack during CV2..  try tapa like rurushu says.. or make some changes and disable signatures and avatars for quicker page loading

[CommonCurt]

Damn it!  Was putting my kid to sleep 

[rowdy]

Two entries on 15-03-2016.

I think that's it

[calavera]

[Belfong]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

[digi]

CV thread opening

[nmur]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

[jaffers]

Uncanny timing, that I just finished a game and then opened clackvent, no stalking required

You finally got in jaffers, I'm so proud.

Thanks dad

[beehatch]

Uncanny timing, that I just finished a game and then opened clackvent, no stalking required

You finally got in jaffers, I'm so proud.

Thanks dad

Super proud

[rurushu]

Not again!

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Finally managed to get in thanks to tapa, rowdy pls try use tapa.... might work better than delayed by using pc

By the time I pickup the phone, unlock it, navigate through Taptalk's weird menus, manage to type something on the too small keyboard, find and tap the post button ...

Gawd.... after reading what you need to do by using tapatalk, it is as if it is counter productive to use it @.@

but rowdy, all my RNG entries are thanks to tapa, serious.

i. See notification, open tapatalk
ii. Select thread, wait load page
iii. Once see the reply button available, type some random **** and click post
iv. Pray, Pray so hard that your 4G connectivity doesnt fail on you
v. The moment you see "Post successfully" your job is done

At least this is what I did and works....

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

this morning I brought my phone wherever I went... even in toilet, I'm patiently holding to my phone.... 

[DreaMagine]

Wow surprised I was first, thread was open for 10 whole seconds before

[Belfong]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

[nmur]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

[demik]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

quit work, dedicate life to CC.

ignore wife, she'll never understand.

[romevi]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

This. Peeing sitting down changed my life.

[atlas3686]

So much clackvent in the early hours of the morning, so many misses 

[rowdy]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

This. Peeing sitting down changed my life.

You reckon these females might have been on to something from the start?

[funderburker]

So much clackvent in the early hours of the morning, so many misses 

Right? My timezone makes it that clackvent is going on while I'm sleeping. And today it happened 5min before my alarm clock went off. Damn it. At least I pray for RNGesus everyday just because.

OFF-TOPIC: How can I get a notification about it happening yet don't spam my phone/GH inbox/where ever notifications go?

[atlas3686]

So much clackvent in the early hours of the morning, so many misses 

Right? My timezone makes it that clackvent is going on while I'm sleeping. And today it happened 5min before my alarm clock went off. Damn it. At least I pray for RNGesus everyday just because.

OFF-TOPIC: How can I get a notification about it happening yet don't spam my phone/GH inbox/where ever notifications go?

Haha me too, this morning was so close No easy way to get notifications that don't spam you. Tapatalk is ok but doesn't always work.

[funderburker]

So much clackvent in the early hours of the morning, so many misses 

Right? My timezone makes it that clackvent is going on while I'm sleeping. And today it happened 5min before my alarm clock went off. Damn it. At least I pray for RNGesus everyday just because.

OFF-TOPIC: How can I get a notification about it happening yet don't spam my phone/GH inbox/where ever notifications go?

Haha me too, this morning was so close No easy way to get notifications that don't spam you. Tapatalk is ok but doesn't always work.

Well then it's pure luck. 

[rurushu]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

well... this is mind opening....

So much clackvent in the early hours of the morning, so many misses 

Right? My timezone makes it that clackvent is going on while I'm sleeping. And today it happened 5min before my alarm clock went off. Damn it. At least I pray for RNGesus everyday just because.

OFF-TOPIC: How can I get a notification about it happening yet don't spam my phone/GH inbox/where ever notifications go?

Haha me too, this morning was so close No easy way to get notifications that don't spam you. Tapatalk is ok but doesn't always work.

Well then it's pure luck. 

well, most of the time yes.... the "normal' CV times are no friendlier also at my timezone... it is mostly 3-4am... talk about sleeping....

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

quit work, dedicate life to CC.

ignore wife, she'll never understand.

need till that extreme? 

[Belfong]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

Real men pee standing up!

Yeah! Even at the risk of losing Clackvent sale!

Yeah!

Real awkward moment of standing up to pee with co workers beside you is when you have to let go of gas! Lol! That's awkward.

[atlas3686]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

Real men pee standing up!

Yeah! Even at the risk of losing Clackvent sale!

Yeah!

Real awkward moment of standing up to pee with co workers beside you is when you have to let go of gas! Lol! That's awkward.

Haha someone was talking about letting out a little gas at the end, they had some witty pun about it being an exclamation point but my memory isn't great

[FLFisherman]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

This. Peeing sitting down changed my life.

You reckon these females might have been on to something from the start?

Studies show that women are more likely to be able to participate in Clackvent than men. Find out their secret at 11.

[nukec]

[dgneo]

Tapatalk coming through in the clutch again! Was heating up my lunch at the time too 

[mrlooolz]

also you dont get random splatters on the seat. this way you stop need to take the seat up and then you wont get nagged by your SO

[CommonCurt]

Was in the car driving

[iamtootallforthis]

On my way back from class

[jaffers]

darn it..... on toilet break.. ughhhhhhhh!

dude pooping time is prime CV monitoring time

I can't believe you wouldn't bring your phone with you

I was peeing, damnit!
And by the time I'm done and washed my hand and quickly get it dry because otherwise Touch ID will not unlock the phone. And then Tapatalk have to reset ie have to navigate back to the thread.... And it's locked!

reasons to pee sitting down instead of at a urinal:
1. you don't let your CV guard down
2. if you realise midway that you actually need to poop as well, you're good to go
3. don't have to stand next to coworkers awkwardly (unless you're trying to have a peek at their balls or something...)

Real men pee standing up!

Yeah! Even at the risk of losing Clackvent sale!

Yeah!

Real awkward moment of standing up to pee with co workers beside you is when you have to let go of gas! Lol! That's awkward.

Real men **** standing up too

[toxicdrift]

was having dinner lol 

[KetchyKech]

man the odds of actually winning the RNG ones are sooo bad like 1/40-50   (assuming that theres only 1 winner every clackvent RNG opp.)
I liked the contest ones but alas I was not born w/ the wit of my fellow GH'erz ~ so RNG it is my best bet (doesnt mean i wont try though  )

I also agree with the sentiment earlier in the thread, just winning even 1 clack would be so surreal 

gl to all ~~

[nukec]

what RNG stands for? Random Number Generated?

Yeah this is quite hardu.

[rurushu]

man the odds of actually winning the RNG ones are sooo bad like 1/40-50   (assuming that theres only 1 winner every clackvent RNG opp.)
I liked the contest ones but alas I was not born w/ the wit of my fellow GH'erz ~ so RNG it is my best bet (doesnt mean i wont try though  )

I also agree with the sentiment earlier in the thread, just winning even 1 clack would be so surreal 

gl to all ~~

dont say that... even the RNGs I missed the one an hour ago because I was in bath... this is the second time a CV happened while I'm taking bath 

but I kind of agree with ya, winning a CV even once is already very rewarding.

Cannot imagine how those that have won 3 times feel, that must be freaking great 

[dgneo]

what RNG stands for? Random Number Generated?

Yeah this is quite hardu.

Correct.

[nukec]

We have to try. If you don't try chance is 0%.

It's like in business. Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail,.............. etc. lulz

[yinzer]

man the odds of actually winning the RNG ones are sooo bad like 1/40-50   (assuming that theres only 1 winner every clackvent RNG opp.)
I liked the contest ones but alas I was not born w/ the wit of my fellow GH'erz ~ so RNG it is my best bet (doesnt mean i wont try though  )

I also agree with the sentiment earlier in the thread, just winning even 1 clack would be so surreal 

gl to all ~~

Some of the earlier ones only have 10-15 entrants. It looks like threads are being kept open a little longer and that more people, including me, have started to get in on these because it's so easy to enter. I'm sure that those of you who have been long-time fans probably aren't super happy with that last part, but it's probably true.

[clickclack]

ClickClack when are you going to pick the weiners for the murder, car, and song one all my hopes are pinned on those for me actually winning anything please don't say I won then JK me again .-.

k, then I just wont tell you that you won. Well that was an easy solution!

Also what do the gnomes do when your not looking? do they turn back into garden ornaments

They continue working on life support systems.

[romevi]

ClickClack when are you going to pick the weiners for the murder, car, and song one all my hopes are pinned on those for me actually winning anything please don't say I won then JK me again .-.

k, then I just wont tell you that you won. Well that was an easy solution!

Also what do the gnomes do when your not looking? do they turn back into garden ornaments

They continue working on life support systems.

D:
Are you bed ridden?

[clickclack]

D:
Are you bed ridden?

Yes, clack like to ride beds.

[noisyturtle]

D:
Are you bed ridden?

Yes, clack like to ride beds.

Wouldn't bed ridden imply that the beds are riding you?

[whmeltonjr]

Mr. Clack, I hope you are having a nice day.

Sent from my iPhone 6S+ on the worlds most reliable network brought to you by nascar

[romevi]

D:
Are you bed ridden?

Yes, clack like to ride beds.

[AgentZen]

I like clack's skulls, I'm not sure if I'll ever own one though. I joined geek hack in 2011. What I really want to know is, can someone explain to my why I can't post in the Click Clack forum? Is it invite only?

[Fire Brand]

ClickClack when are you going to pick the weiners for the murder, car, and song one all my hopes are pinned on those for me actually winning anything please don't say I won then JK me again .-.

k, then I just wont tell you that you won. Well that was an easy solution!

Also what do the gnomes do when your not looking? do they turn back into garden ornaments

They continue working on life support systems.

No tell me that I won, tell me I won, tell me I'm pretty >_>