Oh das S
Your label on your back says das 3, but
I have to believe you're a das S
I googled your photos and checked out your facebook page
and it looks like you
Oh das S
[insert variety of sexual innuendo in the course of describing key feel]
and it was wonderful!!!
Oh das S
you're a pretty one alright
but for the record, I bought you
for shopping therapy and not cuz i'm really off the wagon
Thats why I didnt even open you for 3 hours after you showed up at my door
Really its true. I was having sex with my HP tablet instead.
Oh Das S, I'm glad I have you. But I havent typed on a mech board in like 9 months. Feels weird actually, lol. Its weird to switch up between quiet and loud, or hard and soft, boards; the changeup brings out their contrasts and it can be a bit jarring. Also I'd really need my own place if I'm going to bang (on) this board all night.
Oh Das S I'm glad I have you and you're a true test of whether i've gotten over mech boards. Cuz i'm keeping you for being a nice keyboard and not because you're a mech board and not because i'm going to mod you. In fact I'm going to use you interchangeably with a rubber dome board, so you're just a keyboard to me at the end of the day. And thats good, it means i'm probably over my addiction as such. But i'll keep you around in my room the same way Sam Malone managed a bar after he got over alcoholism.
Oh Das S, its 4:30 AM and ima go to bed now.
