Author Topic: meiosis's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice (Read 14999 times)

meiosis · « **on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:40:04 »

Dr. Serendipity is here to calm your qualms.

The doctor is in

Take a seat on the black leather couch and tell me your woes.

Photekq · « **Reply #1 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:01 »

qualm my calms dr wang

meiosis · « **Reply #2 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:47 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:01

qualm my calms dr wang

you need to detox

xtrafrood · « **Reply #3 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:52:11 »

Photekq · « **Reply #4 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:55:14 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:47

you need to detox

not that tho

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #5 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:07:56 »

Dear Dr. Serendipity-

I'm unhappy and lost.
What should I do?

Sad in San Francisco

ygor · « **Reply #6 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:12:59 »

deer dor. serendipity,

please I need a help. A gril ask me to movie with her and her frens. I want sex this gril, I want sex her BAD. My qwestion is shud I sex her only or sex her frens to?

horne butt tempid en mid east

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #7 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:19:47 »

My dog won't stop barking, need halp nao.

meiosis · « **Reply #8 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:51:01 »

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:07:56

Dear Dr. Serendipity-

I'm unhappy and lost.
What should I do?

Sad in San Francisco

Well chances are you work a 9-5 job and pay over $1500 in rent even if you are sharing, possibly find something that is less erratic even if it means living a little further away.

That and it's just damn depressing in the Bay.

meiosis · « **Reply #9 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:51:22 »

Quote from: ygor on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:12:59

deer dor. serendipity,

please I need a help. A gril ask me to movie with her and her frens. I want sex this gril, I want sex her BAD. My qwestion is shud I sex her only or sex her frens to?

horne butt tempid en mid east

when it doubt wrap it.

meiosis · « **Reply #10 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:51:49 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:19:47

My dog won't stop barking, need halp nao.

Have you considered getting a wolf instead?

meiosis · « **Reply #11 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:52:13 »

Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:55:14

Quote from: Serendipity on Sun, 26 March 2017, 21:47:47
you need to detox
not that tho

theres the highs and then theres the lows.

FrostyToast · « **Reply #12 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:56:09 »

If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

meiosis · « **Reply #13 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:58:50 »

Quote from: FrostyToast on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:56:09

If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

Have you considered getting a dragon maid?

FrostyToast · « **Reply #14 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:01:55 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:58:50

Quote from: FrostyToast on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:56:09
If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

Have you considered getting a dragon maid?
Show Image

That's not it tho... I'm not talking about D for Dragon... I mean it's like we're in two completely different worlds.
Mayo-13 kun... onegaishimasu!

meiosis · « **Reply #15 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:04:07 »

Quote from: FrostyToast on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:01:55

Quote from: Serendipity on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:58:50
Quote from: FrostyToast on Sun, 26 March 2017, 22:56:09
If I'm a 3D, but she a 2D
How?
Tasukete, Seren-chan!

Have you considered getting a dragon maid?
Show Image

That's not it tho... I'm not talking about D for Dragon... I mean it's like we're in two completely different worlds.
Mayo-13 kun... onegaishimasu!

my colleague clacktalk is more experienced in 2d fantasies than I am. You might have better luck pming him.

slickmamba · « **Reply #16 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:05:02 »

Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

meiosis · « **Reply #17 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:08:53 »

Quote from: slickmamba on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:05:02

Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

you said surprise me

slickmamba · « **Reply #18 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:33:03 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:08:53

Quote from: slickmamba on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:05:02
Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

you said surprise me

Thats true, we did have the time of our lives <3

meiosis · « **Reply #19 on:** Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:59:55 »

Quote from: slickmamba on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:33:03

Quote from: Serendipity on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:08:53
Quote from: slickmamba on Sun, 26 March 2017, 23:05:02
Please be careful, last time I followed Doc Seren I ended up in jail naked with clacktalk.

you said surprise me

Thats true, we did have the time of our lives <3

When you were young

xtrafrood · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:11:15 »

My Sea Monkeys are trying to assassinate their King. Helmet or flak jacket? Which would will protect me the best?

KatzenKinder · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:53:46 »

can u b my addy daddy ?

meiosis · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:22 »

Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:11:15

My Sea Monkeys are trying to assassinate their King. Helmet or flak jacket? Which would will protect me the best?

You the bottom beach you will be fine where you are

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

meiosis · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:55 »

Quote from: KatzenKinder on Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:53:46

can u b my addy daddy ?

Call me daddy meio

clacktalk · « **Reply #24 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 02:45:24 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:55

Quote from: KatzenKinder on Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:53:46
can u b my addy daddy ?
Call me daddy meio

d z a d d y m a y o

meiosis · « **Reply #25 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 03:00:42 »

Quote from: clacktalk on Mon, 27 March 2017, 02:45:24

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:55
Quote from: KatzenKinder on Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:53:46
can u b my addy daddy ?
Call me daddy meio

d z a d d y m a y o

king frank the thurd

katushkin · « **Reply #26 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:06:08 »

I want to start playing Runescape again, should I do it?

meiosis · « **Reply #27 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:08:04 »

Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:06:08

I want to start playing Runescape again, should I do it?

only if you play old school

ygor · « **Reply #28 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 06:14:43 »

deer doct serendipity,

i has very dry skin. it is so dry that when i make mush-mush tyme with Francine, my self-wetting bottom pillow, she es liek skeletor from seconds inside. i has trying all thing from lotion an oil to war against this srs issue butt no cure is fund. pleasant doct, plees sent a halp. my wee wee es like a opposite thirst-making air vacuum that sucking.

parched in mid east

katushkin · « **Reply #29 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 07:35:45 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:08:04

Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 27 March 2017, 05:06:08
I want to start playing Runescape again, should I do it?

only if you play old school

Bah.

xtrafrood · « **Reply #30 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 13:19:56 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 01:11:22

Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 27 March 2017, 00:11:15
My Sea Monkeys are trying to assassinate their King. Helmet or flak jacket? Which would will protect me the best?
You the bottom beach you will be fine where you are

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

Oh noes you knows! Aight.

digi · « **Reply #31 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14 »

Why do I go poo so much?

Halverson · « **Reply #32 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13 »

Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14

Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

digi · « **Reply #33 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57 »

Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13

Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!

meiosis · « **Reply #34 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58 »

Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57

Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!

Lamao

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

tp4tissue · « **Reply #35 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:42:49 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58

Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57
Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

honestly, geekhack can only go up from here..

sigh........... hahahaha

digi · « **Reply #36 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:50:33 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:42:49

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57
Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

honestly, geekhack can only go up from here..

sigh........... hahahaha

I pretty much just come here to talk to you, Nubbs and Halv....and make fun of Hoff.

xtrafrood · « **Reply #37 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:55:39 »

Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:50:33

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:42:49
Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57
Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

honestly, geekhack can only go up from here..

sigh........... hahahaha

I pretty much just come here to talk to you, Nubbs and Halv....and make fun of Hoff.

dang

meiosis · « **Reply #38 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:56:37 »

Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:55:39

Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:50:33
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:42:49
Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57
Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

honestly, geekhack can only go up from here..

sigh........... hahahaha

I pretty much just come here to talk to you, Nubbs and Halv....and make fun of Hoff.

dang

Think he meant to quote me

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

Halverson · « **Reply #39 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:57:03 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:56:37

Quote from: csmertx on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:55:39
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:50:33
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:42:49
Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 20:41:58
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:20:57
Quote from: Halverson on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:17:13
Quote from: digi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 17:00:14
Why do I go poo so much?

Cause you're full of ****

Ayyyyyyyy

Ayyyy!!!!
Lamao

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

honestly, geekhack can only go up from here..

sigh........... hahahaha

I pretty much just come here to talk to you, Nubbs and Halv....and make fun of Hoff.

dang
Think he meant to quote me

Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk

IM SPECIAL

romevi · « **Reply #40 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22 »

How can I date if I love keebs?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #41 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:07:58 »

Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22

How can I date if I love keebs?

digi · « **Reply #42 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:17:42 »

We're all cyberfriends of the Geekhack keep, I'll go to war for you.

romevi · « **Reply #43 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:01 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:07:58

Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22
How can I date if I love keebs?

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This is why tp4 remains ronery.

meiosis · « **Reply #44 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:53 »

Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:01

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:07:58
Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22
How can I date if I love keebs?

(Attachment Link)

This is why tp4 remains ronery.

kenmai delivered your love letter but it was read

romevi · « **Reply #45 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:25:57 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:53

Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:01
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:07:58
Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22
How can I date if I love keebs?

(Attachment Link)

This is why tp4 remains ronery.

kenmai delivered your love letter but it was read

Tell that wise guy he can shove it where the sun don't shine.

meiosis · « **Reply #46 on:** Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:31:05 »

Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:25:57

Quote from: Serendipity on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:53
Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:13:01
Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:07:58
Quote from: romevi on Mon, 27 March 2017, 21:00:22
How can I date if I love keebs?

(Attachment Link)

This is why tp4 remains ronery.

kenmai delivered your love letter but it was read

Tell that wise guy he can shove it where the sun don't shine.

meiosis · « **Reply #47 on:** Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:36:26 »

The doctor is in. Friday night and too tired to go out so let me do you for you

lzrdwzrd · « **Reply #48 on:** Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:50:11 »

Quote from: Serendipity on Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:36:26

The doctor is in. Friday night and too tired to go out so let me do you for you

just become a potato farmer?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #49 on:** Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:50:44 »

Quote from: lzrdwzrd on Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:50:11

Quote from: Serendipity on Fri, 21 April 2017, 23:36:26
The doctor is in. Friday night and too tired to go out so let me do you for you

Listening to Joy Division and drinking wine...

Should I try online dating or just become a potato farmer? $:-\$

Why not both..

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Author Topic: meiosis's Life-Coaching and Relationship Advice (Read 14999 times)