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Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 11:45:37 »
I have to admit upfront...I personally really do not like the word 'keeb', further herein referred to as 'the other word'.


I almost overlooked it when it was just a couple UK guys saying it, I mean I get it we all have our own dialect and I thought that must just be what they called keyboards. (examples http://www.hintsandthings.co.uk/library/words2.htm)

I would even understand if it was a regional thing like soda, pop, or coke; however this seems to go deeper than that.

Apparently from the brief history I was able to gleam 'the other word' first became a thing on r/mechanicalkeyboards and has since migrated here.

And I'm going to go ahead and assume some hipster podcast or video series that I know nothing about used the word as well to further its distribution.



I guess I just don't get it....if we like keyboards and we like keycaps we should naturally like typing...wouldn't we want to type out keyboard every time instead of 'the other word'?


So I'm curious do you have an opinion on 'the other word'?

Can you help me understand why anyone would not just say or type keyboard?

AND most importantly do you actually say 'the other word', like out loud, in conversation about your beloved keyboard....do you really call it 'the other word'?



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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 11:51:10 »
Oh man, I have been saying this since the first time I saw someone use that **** and oh lord it is bad. It makes every conversation sound moronic.


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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 11:54:29 »
If you were 14 like the average redditor, you'd find it edgy too.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 11:55:16 »
It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 11:57:52 »
I have no opinion one way or the other.
If people want to say it they can say it. I just don't anymore. :D

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 11:59:24 »
It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.

It's not quicker than saying "board".

"Keeb" sounds like you have some kind of fetish for cookie elves.
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 12:03:30 »
It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.
Speaking maybe, typing you could do kbd, kb, kb's


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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 12:43:05 »
I don't find this word annoying but english is not my native language. However I can sympathize as I'm equally frustrated by deliberate butchering of some words by my fellow native speakers. The one that makes me cringe is referring to horsepower (konie mechaniczne in polish) as kuce (english translation is ponies) by c00000l duuuudes.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 13:02:02 »
It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.

It's not quicker than saying "board".

"Keeb" sounds like you have some kind of fetish for cookie elves.

It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.
Speaking maybe, typing you could do kbd, kb, kb's


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I tend to write how I speak, and oddly I've said keeb in real life. They didn't understand what I meant, but I liked how it sounded and will continue to use it.
Additionally, I use it when talking about "keyboard" or "keyboard-related stuff."

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 13:14:55 »
It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.

It's not quicker than saying "board".

"Keeb" sounds like you have some kind of fetish for cookie elves.

It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.
Speaking maybe, typing you could do kbd, kb, kb's


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I tend to write how I speak, and oddly I've said keeb in real life. They didn't understand what I meant, but I liked how it sounded and will continue to use it.
Additionally, I use it when talking about "keyboard" or "keyboard-related stuff."

You're such a keeb
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 13:22:14 »
It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.

It's not quicker than saying "board".

"Keeb" sounds like you have some kind of fetish for cookie elves.

It's quicker than saying keyboard.
I like it and will continue to use it.
Speaking maybe, typing you could do kbd, kb, kb's


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I tend to write how I speak, and oddly I've said keeb in real life. They didn't understand what I meant, but I liked how it sounded and will continue to use it.
Additionally, I use it when talking about "keyboard" or "keyboard-related stuff."

You're such a keeb

I swear, I'm going to cut your throat with a rubber knife.




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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 13:46:14 »
Loving my new weeb keeb it's got the feelios in it lubed with olive oil haha it's so 100 fam for the memezz
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 13:54:16 »
i much prefer 'board' over 'keeb'. i would not say keeb, it just doesn't sound right to me.
keyboard is still just the best word though
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 14:03:45 »
It's the new 'l33t'.
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 14:50:43 »
It's the new 'l33t'.

yo, look @ my l33t k33b br0

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 15:35:18 »
It's the new 'l33t'.

no pls l33t was and always just be a joke, people r srs bout their keebz

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 15:42:39 »
1337 k33b

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 15:48:11 »
keeb is stupid word, fidget spinner is a stupid device.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 15:57:35 »
I think keeb is a kewl word

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 16:02:43 »
By calling it "the word keeb", you are in effect legitimizing it.

Personally, I never really noticed it before. People use stupid slang all the time that they have come up with and then it goes away. Only a tiny portion of it sticks. By talking about it as a word, you spread the use of it ... you help give it critical mass ...

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 16:18:35 »
By calling it "the word keeb", you are in effect legitimizing it.

Personally, I never really noticed it before. People use stupid slang all the time that they have come up with and then it goes away. Only a tiny portion of it sticks. By talking about it as a word, you spread the use of it ... you help give it critical mass ...

OP is a keeb

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« Reply #21 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 16:35:40 »
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 16:55:21 »
Definition

noun [keeb] (syn. keyboard)

Commonly used by weird Europeons or entry-level plebs on Reddit.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #23 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 17:25:39 »
Use keyboard, board, or just KB, but please, for ****'s sake, not "keeb". Saying "keeb" makes you a dweeb.... :rolleyes:
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #24 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 18:06:39 »
It's "stab" that gets on my nerves. "Stab" is already a word that means something very different, and in this context it just sounds ludicrous.
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #25 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 19:23:42 »
I detest abbreviations and diminutives in general, although I use "board" in a keyboard forum without fear that it will be misinterpreted. I believe that precision and consistency in language is vital to good communication, and "insider slang" and clannishness are particularly irritating to people outside the bubble.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #26 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 19:31:39 »
People who call Nintendo "Ninty" are the worst. Those degenerates should be lined up against a wall and shot. People who say keebs can clean up afterwards.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #27 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 19:42:33 »
Keebdweebs unite!

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #28 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 21:05:20 »
People who call Nintendo "Ninty" are the worst. Those degenerates should be lined up against a wall and shot. People who say keebs can clean up afterwards.

lol I say Ninty sometimes.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #29 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 22:37:19 »
People who call Nintendo "Ninty" are the worst. Those degenerates should be lined up against a wall and shot. People who say keebs can clean up afterwards.
Never heard that before.
Man, I am behind on my slang.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #30 on: Thu, 25 May 2017, 23:42:12 »
It's "stab" that gets on my nerves. "Stab" is already a word that means something very different, and in this context it just sounds ludicrous.

I have to admit that it took me a long time to get used to "stab" also. I had to relearn what it means two or three times because it's really jarring and not intuitive since it's already word.
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #31 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 02:53:32 »
I detest abbreviations and diminutives in general …

I never cared for "board" either, but it's not as bad as "stab". I guess I'm getting used to "app" too, which wasn't easy. "gf" is one I've never cared for — something about caring about a person but being too lazy to type more than two letters. In general, there's just something odd about keyboard enthusiasts who use abbreviations, like typing on their beloved and astoundingly overpriced keyboards is too tedious!
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #32 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 03:11:28 »

At least "apps for applications (and "progs" for programs) predates the current meaning, which I think is "some insidious system designed to relieve you of your money and information without you noticing"

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« Reply #33 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 05:17:39 »
"App" was simply in common use at Apple for desktops so it was natural for them to use for smartphones as well. But nowadays people tend to use "app" stands for smartphone app first, which is bonkers.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #34 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 05:42:57 »
Don't care at all which word anyone uses as long as it's clear what they're talking about... I mainly use board or MKB, but have used keeb once or twice.

My main concern though is content from the link OP posted: Do you guys across the pond really say Movie-House? (I know movie-theater is more commonly used, but movie-house? Nothing wrong with it, but I chuckled.) ;)
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #35 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 06:00:04 »
I detest abbreviations and diminutives in general, although I use "board" in a keyboard forum without fear that it will be misinterpreted. I believe that precision and consistency in language is vital to good communication, and "insider slang" and clannishness are particularly irritating to people outside the bubble.

On a similar theme, personal pronouns are absurdly overused these days, and that leads to enormous confusion.

I detest abbreviations overload too but I browse the forum when I procrastinate from m assignments so I tend to use "mkb, "board," and "mech" for "mechanical keyboard" because they give me the illusion of saving time. (I wish.)

I don't use and don't like "keeb" because I figured it's supposed to sound like "keyboard" (???) but I don't hear the kinship between the two words so I refrain from using it. Maybe it's a non-native speaker thing, I don't know, I'll leave the native speakers to it.

About personal pronouns, I don't know if you're referring to my writing, I don't remember discussing anything with out but it's possible, so I'll just say that personal pronouns must be overused in academic writing so I sometimes forget where I'm writing and tend to go all academic style on the Internet.
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #36 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 07:24:39 »
Personally don't like the term, but I think it should have been spelled keyb. Also I thought keeb was supposed to be used to describe a keyboard user, not be short for the word keyboard. We already have board for that..

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #37 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 07:39:55 »
"App" was simply in common use at Apple for desktops so it was natural for them to use for smartphones as well. But nowadays people tend to use "app" stands for smartphone app first, which is bonkers.

Yeah, I remember when using a Mac over ten years ago and rarely hearing the word "app." I thought it was their lazy way of saying applications and thought it dumb.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #38 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 07:45:10 »
I love the word "keeb". Its use instantly tells me something about it's user.  >:D
   

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #39 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 08:22:00 »
I love the word "keeb". Its use instantly tells me something about it's user.  >:D

That they know the difference between "its" and "it's." >:D

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #40 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 08:28:05 »
I love the word "keeb". Its use instantly tells me something about it's user.  >:D

That they know the difference between "its" and "it's." >:D



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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #41 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 08:34:12 »
It doesn't bother me if people write or say "keeb". Same goes for lul, app, l33t, rekt, etc.. Once l33t worked its way into usernames though, I lost my shiz. Total life changing table flip moment... Yea no, I still don't care about random abbreviations. Go nuts. Get rekt.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #42 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 09:10:04 »
Type of topic I'd expect from ander :p

I love the word "keeb". Its use instantly tells me something about it's user.  >:D

That they know the difference between "its" and "it's." >:D

Gotta cover both bases at once, you never know which might be correct ;)

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« Reply #43 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 09:15:56 »
Type of topic I'd expect from ander :p


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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #44 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 09:16:17 »
...you never know which might be correct ;)

Except I do.  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #45 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 09:44:07 »
...you never know which might be correct ;)

Except I do.  :rolleyes:

I think he's implying we don't know proper grammer 'n stuff boys. We'll teach 'im. Consider yourself challenged to a dual at noon.

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #46 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 10:04:58 »
...you never know which might be correct ;)

Except I do.  :rolleyes:

I think he's implying we don't know proper grammer 'n stuff boys. We'll teach 'im. Consider yourself challenged to a dual at noon.

Okay. So long as there's no duel.  :rolleyes:

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #47 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 10:37:34 »
...you never know which might be correct ;)

Except I do.  :rolleyes:

I think he's implying we don't know proper grammer 'n stuff boys. We'll teach 'im. Consider yourself challenged to a dual at noon.

Okay. So long as there's no duel.  :rolleyes:

I may be interested in a keeb dual duel.
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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #48 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 14:13:52 »
I love the word "keeb". Its use instantly tells me something about it's user.  >:D

That they know the difference between "its" and "it's." >:D

Fair enough. Apostrophes have always been my nemesis. I know the rules of possessives and contractions, but still screw them up. Laziness I guess. Hey, do I get at least half credit?
   

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Re: Can we have a discussion about the word 'keeb'?
« Reply #49 on: Fri, 26 May 2017, 14:18:56 »
I love the word "keeb". Its use instantly tells me something about it's user.  >:D

That they know the difference between "its" and "it's." >:D

Fair enough. Apostrophes have always been my nemesis. I know the rules of possessives and contractions, but still screw them up. Laziness I guess. Hey, do I get at least half credit?

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