Author Topic: OH CRAP< I HAVE TO DO MY TAZXES (Read 3893 times)

mkawa · « **on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 11:22:59 »

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jdcarpe · « **Reply #1 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 11:24:31 »

I guess I should file for an extension, huh?

SmallFry · « **Reply #2 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 11:34:06 »

Filed mine last week. I didn't realize returns took weeks though.

First time tax ignorance.

fohat.digs · « **Reply #3 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 12:33:03 »

I did mine the 2nd week of February on a Sunday afternoon using Turbo Tax.

My Georgia refund was in my bank account Wednesday morning (3 business days). Federal took a week longer.

If I was paying, not receiving, I would not have been so anxious to do it early.

precarious · « **Reply #4 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:39:33 »

there isn't actually anything called "your taxes" or "my taxes," just for the record. this is merely a delusion.

jdcarpe · « **Reply #5 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:49:22 »

Pretty sure everyone understands that. When someone says, "I have to do my taxes," what they mean is they have to prepare their tax return.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #6 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:51:05 »

I bet you jerks are claiming a loss on a hobby....

Enjoy the audit

ClackFactory · « **Reply #7 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:53:45 »

I bet someone claimed you as a loss on the hobby.

=P

Tym · « **Reply #8 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:54:50 »

Quote from: ClackFactory on Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:53:45

I bet someone claimed you as a loss on the hobby.

=P

Apply water to burned area.

SmallFry · « **Reply #9 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 16:08:30 »

Quote from: Tym on Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:54:50

Quote from: ClackFactory on Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:53:45
I bet someone claimed you as a loss on the hobby.

=P
Apply water to burned area.

Ouch hah!

calavera · « **Reply #10 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 19:05:44 »

turbo tax ftw.

PointyFox · « **Reply #11 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:06:21 »

Business expense deductions:

PC Keyboard - $450

noisyturtle · « **Reply #12 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:24:19 »

Quote from: PointyFox on Sun, 14 April 2013, 20:06:21

Business expense deductions:

PC Keyboard - $450

Ha!

tp4tissue · « **Reply #13 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:40:25 »

Quote from: ClackFactory on Sun, 14 April 2013, 15:53:45

I bet someone claimed you as a loss on the hobby.

=P

/head scratch..

sex as a hobby though?? ... i guess...

this was not a very good insult... bit of a leap to connect the two.

rarar · « **Reply #14 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:52:18 »

WILL DO TAXES FOR KEYBOARD STUFF

I know tax stuff <3

jdcarpe · « **Reply #15 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:04:04 »

Quote from: rarar on Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:52:18

WILL DO TAXES FOR KEYBOARD STUFF I know tax stuff <3

Can you help me if I haven't filed taxes for the last two years?

tjcaustin · « **Reply #16 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:06:01 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:04:04

Quote from: rarar on Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:52:18
WILL DO TAXES FOR KEYBOARD STUFF I know tax stuff <3

Can you help me if I haven't filed taxes for the last two years?

NO, BUT H&R BLOCK CAN!!

jdcarpe · « **Reply #17 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:09:46 »

Quote from: tjcaustin on Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:06:01

Quote from: jdcarpe on Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:04:04
Quote from: rarar on Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:52:18
WILL DO TAXES FOR KEYBOARD STUFF I know tax stuff <3

Can you help me if I haven't filed taxes for the last two years?

NO, BUT H&R BLOCK CAN!!

Good, then 3 years shouldn't be a problem, either!

tjcaustin · « **Reply #18 on:** Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:15:53 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:09:46

Quote from: tjcaustin on Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:06:01
Quote from: jdcarpe on Sun, 14 April 2013, 22:04:04
Quote from: rarar on Sun, 14 April 2013, 21:52:18
WILL DO TAXES FOR KEYBOARD STUFF I know tax stuff <3

Can you help me if I haven't filed taxes for the last two years?

NO, BUT H&R BLOCK CAN!!

Good, then 3 years shouldn't be a problem, either!

Not even if it was 8 years:

WhiteFireDragon · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 02:11:17 »

I just did mine very last minute today :/

Glod · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 02:55:40 »

i am disappointed in myself i waited till the last minute when i knew i was getting money back.

Acetrak · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 07:58:13 »

Went to the post office to send some trading goods this morning...holy fk the line was long cause everyone was sending their taxes out on the last day lol

noisyturtle · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:00:43 »

I always wipe a little poop on the corner of my tax returns knowing that some IRS agent is touching it.

boost · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:05:00 »

I did mine like a week ago since I owe them money, wasn't in a rush to get it done. lol

Every since I started working for my current employer(3 years ago) I've been owning money every year. So I started to dig on why I owe money and SOME ****ING PERSON WHO SET MY W2 UP SAID I'm CLAIMING 3 ****ING DEPENDENTS..WTF o_O. Just fixed that last week -_-

esoomenona · « **Reply #24 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:36:14 »

I always file mine the moment I have my W-2 in hand, as it's my money and I need it now. Maybe if they paid me some interest on my money, like they would charge me if I didn't pay them right away.

boost · « **Reply #25 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:40:00 »

They do pay interest if it takes longer...

fohat.digs · « **Reply #26 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 09:10:32 »

Quote from: boost on Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:05:00

I did mine like a week ago since I owe them money, wasn't in a rush to get it done. lol

Every since I started working for my current employer(3 years ago) I've been owning money every year. So I started to dig on why I owe money and SOME ****ING PERSON WHO SET MY W2 UP SAID I'm CLAIMING 3 ****ING DEPENDENTS..WTF o_O. Just fixed that last week -_-

Sometimes it is better to have the employer simply withhold a percentage, such as 10%, or else claim no dependents, even yourself.

jdcarpe · « **Reply #27 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 09:48:01 »

I have my withholding set up with my employer so that at the end of the year, I don't owe anything, and don't get anything back. That's why I haven't seen any need to file a return for the past couple years. That's why we should go to a flat tax, and never have to file another return again.

I know quite a few people who like to have their employer withhold the maximum amount, so that they get a huge refund at the end of the year. Personally, I like to have my money now, when I need it, rather than giving the Treasury Department an interest-free loan from my paychecks.

mkawa · « **Reply #28 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 10:05:07 »

form 8949 you are so dumb.

mkawa · « **Reply #29 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 13:10:31 »

ok i'm done

funkymeeba · « **Reply #30 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 13:53:54 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Mon, 15 April 2013, 09:48:01

I have my withholding set up with my employer so that at the end of the year, I don't owe anything, and don't get anything back. That's why I haven't seen any need to file a return for the past couple years. That's why we should go to a flat tax, and never have to file another return again.

Yeah, that's great and all, but a flat tax dings those people making $15,000 a year a lot more than it dings those making $500,000+. I do think, though, that our tax system needs serious simplification. There's too many ways for people to cheat it (if they know it well), and too many ways for people to get screwed by it (if they don't). That's my big problem with it.

Krogenar · « **Reply #31 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 14:07:05 »

Finished e-filing on Saturday and got my first ever refund because it was my first joint filing. My wedding anniversary is the day before, and therefore, completely impossible for me to forget.

Krogenar · « **Reply #32 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 14:10:31 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:00:43

I always wipe a little poop on the corner of my tax returns knowing that some IRS agent is touching it.

That's horrible. And also awesome.

fohat.digs · « **Reply #33 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 14:21:46 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 15 April 2013, 08:00:43

I always wipe a little poop on the corner of my tax returns knowing that some IRS agent is touching it.

I hate paying taxes, too, but, in the larger scheme of things, I am so grateful to have the opportunity to live in this time and place and age that almost any price is worth it.

About 3 or 4 generations ago, and for most of history before that, taxes were almost non-existent, but electricity, clean water, plentiful food, and refrigeration were also not available.

Sometimes you have to accept the good with the bad. Personally, I like it here.

Krogenar · « **Reply #34 on:** Mon, 15 April 2013, 14:29:01 »

Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 15 April 2013, 14:21:46

I hate paying taxes, too, but, in the larger scheme of things, I am so grateful to have the opportunity to live in this time and place and age that almost any price is worth it.

About 3 or 4 generations ago, and for most of history before that, taxes were almost non-existent, but electricity, clean water, plentiful food, and refrigeration were also not available.

Sometimes you have to accept the good with the bad. Personally, I like it here.

I like it here too. We're probably living in the best possible time in human history, more or less. For me, though, I don't see the government (and their tax revenue) as being the source of electricity, clean water, etc. -- I attribute that to human brilliance in general. Having a free and open political system helps that brilliance come to fruition. That's something that still awes me about American politics; the peaceful transition of power every four to eight years. You don't have to look very far afield to find places where power transfers only with bloodshed.

Anyway, hope ya got a fat refund fohat!

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Author Topic: OH CRAP< I HAVE TO DO MY TAZXES (Read 3893 times)