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Offline keyboardlover

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« on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 06:26:08 »
[video=youtube;ULZiYyg6VJM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULZiYyg6VJM&feature=relmfu[/video]
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Offline FinancialWar

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« Reply #1 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 06:47:10 »
why would any Asian man (from personal experience) want a rebellion, disloyal, loose-virgina, quick aging, tend-to-get-fat, STD infested slutty never-do-house-chore, bad-skinned white girl.

when you can have obedient, loyal, tight-virgina, slow aging, tend-to-stay-slim clean always-do-house-chore smooth skinned Asian girl???

The only reason I can see is that white girls require less money to keep as they are more independent and they wear less make up.

From an investment point of view, always have more than 2 girlfriends from different race/cultures. I called it Female Portfolio Diversification and Relationship Risk Management.  

A lot of generalisation here but it's a response to the video.
« Last Edit: Thu, 23 February 2012, 07:03:31 by FinancialWar »
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« Reply #2 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 06:51:31 »
You had me at "tight-virgina".

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« Reply #3 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 06:57:25 »
Well ... the title says it all.

Also relevant: ಠ_ಠ

Edit: FinancialWar got the point
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« Reply #4 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 07:03:45 »
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« Reply #5 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 07:07:10 »
She sounds Czech from her accent IMO.
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« Reply #6 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 10:03:57 »
Not related to the video, because this chick looks like a european cess pool of diseases, but if you are interested why some races and genders don't mix well, you should read Freakonomics. It goes over why there's fewer White guys/Black girl relationships over Black guys/white girls. And why Asian men and white women are a horrible combination (mostly).
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« Reply #7 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 11:42:26 »
my first girlfriend was a white girl, actually russian, or was it ukranian, oh whatever, had me running towards asian girls afterwards.
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« Reply #8 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 12:06:03 »
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« Reply #9 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 12:40:52 »
Quote from: FinancialWar;522950
why would any Asian man (from personal experience) want a rebellion, disloyal, loose-virgina, quick aging, tend-to-get-fat, STD infested slutty never-do-house-chore, bad-skinned white girl.

when you can have obedient, loyal, tight-virgina, slow aging, tend-to-stay-slim clean always-do-house-chore smooth skinned Asian girl???

The only reason I can see is that white girls require less money to keep as they are more independent and they wear less make up.

From an investment point of view, always have more than 2 girlfriends from different race/cultures. I called it Female Portfolio Diversification and Relationship Risk Management.  

A lot of generalisation here but it's a response to the video.


Wait wait. White girls with less make up? You ****in' kidding me? A majority of the white girls where I live cake on the makeup. It's disgusting. A lot of the asian girls at least that I can tell, wear little to none. There are exceptions of course.
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« Reply #10 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 12:56:11 »
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Wait wait. White girls with less make up? You ****in' kidding me? A majority of the white girls where I live cake on the makeup. It's disgusting. A lot of the asian girls at least that I can tell, wear little to none. There are exceptions of course.

I think your racial profiling is wrong. I've noticed that most girls will put on makeup. The ones you don't think are wearing any are just decent enough not to smother their face till they look like the joker.
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« Reply #11 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 13:00:29 »
Quote from: FinancialWar;522950
why would any Asian man (from personal experience) want a rebellion, disloyal, loose-virgina, quick aging, tend-to-get-fat, STD infested slutty never-do-house-chore, bad-skinned white girl.

when you can have obedient, loyal, tight-virgina, slow aging, tend-to-stay-slim clean always-do-house-chore smooth skinned Asian girl???

The only reason I can see is that white girls require less money to keep as they are more independent and they wear less make up.

From an investment point of view, always have more than 2 girlfriends from different race/cultures. I called it Female Portfolio Diversification and Relationship Risk Management.  

A lot of generalisation here but it's a response to the video.
Hilariously bitter response, ha ha.
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« Reply #12 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 13:06:09 »
Also, two girlfriends?  No thanks, been there done that, nightmare.  Frankly, I find having one girlfriend is more than enough work for me to handle.
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« Reply #13 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 13:06:42 »
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I'm still trying to figure out what a virgina is.

It is well known that ALL Japanese unmarried girls are virgins.

Lol ripster.

Also I think it's spelt Virginia.

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Offline Malphas

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« Reply #14 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 13:07:55 »
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I hear she's handling multiple BF's fine.
I'd be happy to let them take her off my hands for a few hours.
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Offline bienc

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« Reply #15 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 13:14:24 »
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I think your racial profiling is wrong. I've noticed that most girls will put on makeup. The ones you don't think are wearing any are just decent enough not to smother their face till they look like the joker.


You're probably right. I don't think I'm profiling at all, it was just obeservations from when I was attending college and when I rarely went out clubbing. Granted when clubbing, all girls I've seen (except my girlfriend thankfully) cake on the make up.
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« Reply #16 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 13:14:57 »
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I'm talking more than hands here.
Yeah, I could do with getting her off that too.  I'm not the young virile man I used to be.
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« Reply #17 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 17:04:12 »
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Dutch.


Yea right. She doesn't sound nor look Dutch at all.
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« Reply #18 on: Thu, 23 February 2012, 17:55:14 »
definatley not dutch.  Some type of eastern european
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