I should've given a little more background to Macsmasher. In 1996, I bought the game Quake. (The first night playing it, I called my best buddy and told him he had to drop everything and come over to see this. We've both been gamers ever since.)
I needed a player name when we started having LAN parties. At the time, the Mac fanboys looked down their noses at the Win guys. (Like the Prius drivers that enjoy the smell of their own farts in that South Park episode.) Photoshop was their flagship app. If I remember correctly, PC Magazine had an article comparing the fastest Mac against a dual CPU NT4 system with Photoshop benchmarks and the Win machine smashed the Mac six ways from Sunday in every benchmark. I thought it was so funny, I came up with the name Macsmasher and have been using it ever since.