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Offline itlnstln

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« on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 09:13:29 »
All I have to say is "check it:"
 


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« Reply #1 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 12:32:40 »
+1

Hilarious!
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« Reply #2 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 13:05:15 »
There's a couple I don't know towards the bottom, though:
 
"Chihuahua" Carlito
Troy "The Trojan"
and "Baby Face" Bob


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« Reply #3 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 13:06:18 »
They may be left coast chains. Maybe hyperlinked or some of the left coast contingent can fill in the blanks.
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« Reply #4 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 13:14:11 »
From FoodBeast:
 
"Chihuahua" Carlito - Taco Bell
"Baby Face" Bob - Quiznos (Remember the baby in some of their old commercials?  I thought this was a little weak)
Troy and Katie - Sonic (I thought this was a little weak, too.)


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« Reply #5 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 13:19:06 »
Here's the whole list and inspiration straight from the artist (it's pretty funny):
 
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I've had to be patient, since I wanted this to look just right. But believe me, I've been very eager during the whole process to see this end result.
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What started out as a simple drawing grew a lot more complex, especially after the sudden popularity of the original. So I decided to add some more characters and arrange it with the intent of making prints. I've still got to drive over to the printers sometime to make sure, but I'm confident that it will go smoothly. When I'm positive I'll be sure to let you all know, so you can purchase 11x17" prints of this. And of course they won't have the watermarks.

Most of these characters I'm sure you'll recognize, but I'll go down the list and attribute each one to their respective fast food chain. Also, I figured it might be special to include a few thoughts I had while creating each of them.

Going from top to bottom, left to right:

Jack In The Box
After seeing those commercials with the bus collision that results in Jack's temporary coma, specifically the amateur report that reveals the accident was a hit job involving "The King" and "R. McD.", it seemed very appropriate. Not to mention this is the second time he's had facial reconstructive surgery, according to the commercials, after certain company board members had tried to dispose of him earlier. So leaving the scars seemed like a good touch.

McDonald's
Right off I knew to be careful not to make Ron McDonald look like a rip-off of Dark Knight's Joker. Still, comparisons have and will be made, but that can't be helped.
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After all, they both wear suits and clown makeup. Actually, I tried to go a very different direction with Ronald and his crew. I kept thinking how =lazymills1986 might design them. (She's an awesome artist, for those who don't know. Check her out.)

Burger King
Felt like a cross between Colombian drug lord and robber baron with his design. If B.K. had a voice, he'd sound like Seņor Esteban Vihaio from Kill Bill 2. However, B.K. is not a pimp. Just making that known.

Wendy's
Went for a more Victorian aristocrat feel in her design, but with a touch of Southern belle.

Kentucky Fried Chicken
"The Colonel" was the easiest. Didn't do anything to him, save for changing his suit gray and adding pinstripes.

Papa John's Pizza
Like "the Colonel", there wasn't much to do with "Papa" John. Honestly, having a real person to model them after takes the fun out of the creative process.

Little Caesars
Sort of looks like Clemenza from Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather, doesn't he? I didn't really see it 'til now. That was probably subconscious, since I'm a die hard Godfather fan.

Taco Bell
Okay, yes, the resemblance here was definitely intentional. Think Tony Montana, but with a Napoleon complex. The nickname comes from a combination of his short stature and the fact that he twitches constantly, since he's a user. Yes friends, he's a junk food junkie.
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As Frank Lopez says, "Rule number two: don't get high on your own supply."

Panda Express
This was fun to do, since all I had to go on was the panda in their logo. If you're curious about the front of her dress, it's part of a traditional Chinese (or traditional Chinese-style, at least) painting I found depicting a family, I'm assuming, of pandas amongst some vegetation. You catch just part of a tree, here.

Sonic's Drive-in
Alright, now Troy "the Trojan" here is your legitimate pimp in the group. I didn't want to make it particularly obvious, since he's not your cheap street hustler. He's a man among the top of the flesh peddling hierarchy. And yes, the nickname has a few meanings behind it. Also, =Arada was pushing for a presence for Sonic's because of the girl carhops. She asked for some "roller hoes", so she got it.
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Sonic's apparently had an advertisement character called Katie the carhop, but I'm buggered on where to find any actual pictures or footage of her.

Quiznos
Remember those Quizno commercials with the talking baby, Bob? Just took him and made him up like George Nelson. I still can't help thinking of the latter in O Brother, Where Art Thou? He's so bipolar in that movie, but that's what makes him memorable.

Subway
Jared Fogle made this one interesting, since it presented me with the opportunity of doing a thin and thick version of the character as twin brothers. Reminded me a little bit of Laurel and Hardy. Also, note that the thin brother is wearing suspenders while the other is not.

Dairy Queen
When you see those red lips on the DQ commercials, and if you've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show, your mind can't help jumping to that. =Arada had a big part in this character's creation, since she was the one who introduced me to the film in the first place. The makeup was modeled to be like Tim Curry's. I'm not into the drag queen scene myself, but that dude makes it work somehow.
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And I suppose watching plenty of Monty Python skits, too.


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« Reply #6 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 14:13:18 »


noob. 13gb does not allow hot-linking.
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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 14:37:50 »
Funny thing is they still use bandwidth to display the notice that you can't hotlink because it abuses their bandwidth...
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Offline itlnstln

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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 15:20:50 »
As far as fried chicken goes, I love Popeye's.  Best sides in the game.


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« Reply #9 on: Tue, 16 February 2010, 15:40:40 »
I don't care about fat, per se, just calories. Not that the calorie count is any better.
 
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« Reply #10 on: Thu, 18 February 2010, 09:08:19 »
I don't think this Big Mac would be too bad for you:
 


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« Reply #11 on: Thu, 18 February 2010, 09:31:52 »
hahaha
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« Reply #12 on: Thu, 18 February 2010, 10:19:53 »
Can't help but think the lego mac would be somewhat tough to chew on, but then again, it probably tastes better then a real mac....lol
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« Reply #13 on: Thu, 18 February 2010, 15:28:09 »
The artwork is great. But what is the 'watermark' overlaid on each image? Looks like an explosion of internal organs.

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« Reply #14 on: Sun, 21 February 2010, 01:46:32 »
Carlito Brigante is Puerto Rico descendant, and Tacos and Chihuahuas are Mexican. I think that's a FAIL.

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« Reply #15 on: Tue, 23 March 2010, 22:00:52 »
Amazing!

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« Reply #16 on: Tue, 23 March 2010, 22:48:51 »
Quote from: itlnstln;159113
I don't think this Big Mac would be too bad for you:
Looks like McDonalds, but awful crunchy & doesn't taste quite as good.
« Last Edit: Tue, 23 March 2010, 23:33:46 by TexasFlood »

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« Reply #17 on: Wed, 24 March 2010, 02:09:52 »
related.


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« Reply #18 on: Wed, 24 March 2010, 03:33:55 »
I thought "Baby Face Bob" would have been "Bob's Big Boy". But when I read the article it doesn't mention that character. Hmmm... a mafia conspiracy perhaps????

Edit:So I just read the article again and found it....WEAK (with regards to the baby thing). But come to think of it "Bob's Big Boy" is more of a sit-down style joint.
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« Reply #19 on: Wed, 24 March 2010, 06:51:17 »
Quote from: TexasFlood;166458
Looks like McDonalds, but awful crunchy & doesn't taste quite as good.

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