Of course, the dreaded plate. Should have noticed the empty PCB mount holes...
Lets start at the other end - which keys do work? Probably easiest to screenshot Aqua key test.
I'll list the keys that do actually do something. If it's not listed, it doesn't light anything up in the key test.
F2: Ctrl
F4: Right Alt, Right Win, Numpad 9
F7: Ctrl
PgDw: Left Ctrl, Left Alt, Left Shift
~: Left Ctrl
1: Left Ctrl
5: Left Ctrl
6: Right Ctrl
0: Right Alt, Right Ctrl (Right Ctrl shows grey like it's still pressed even after releasing the key. Only changes after clearing the test)
=: Left Shift, Left Ctrl, Left Alt
*(on Numpad): Left Shift, Left Ctrl, Left Alt
-(on Numpad): ~, Right Alt, Right Win
E: Right Alt, Right Win, Right Shift, Right Ctrl (shift and ctrl remain grey after releasing key)
+(on Numpad): Left shift, left Ctrl, End
A: Left Shift, Left Ctrl
J: Doesn't trigger a key in test, but sends Window Key Code 255 (0xFF)
Enter: Left Shift, Left Ctrl, Left Alt
4(on Numpad): Left Shift, Left Ctrl, Left Alt
X: Left Shift, Left Ctrl, Semicolon
V: Left Shift, Left Ctrl
M: Space, Right Alt, Right Shift, Right Ctrl
Period: Left Ctrl
/: Left Shift, Left Alt, Numpad 0
Up arrow: Left Ctrl and for some reason it turns the brightness on my laptop down.
Numpad 1: Left Ctrl
Numpad 2: Right Alt, Right Win, Numpad 9
Numpad Enter: Right Alt, Right Win, C
Space: Right Alt, Right Win, Right Shift, 1
Alt: Left Shift, Left Ctrl
Down Arrow: Right Ctrl
Right Arrow: Left Ctrl and also turns down my brightness
Numpad 0: Left Ctrl
All other keys don't appear to send anything.