HoffmanMyster is a tall dude

[jdcarpe]

I think someone on reddit found your business card, Hoff:

[SpAmRaY]

freakishly tall, heard he has big feet to

[hwood34]

freakishly tall, heard he has big feet to

you know what that means














Buying shoes must be more difficult

[Signature]

freakishly tall, heard he has big feet to

you know what that means














Buying shoes must be more difficult

[i3oilermaker]

I'm 6'3"

Hoff is taller than me...

People taller than me make me uncomfortable...

Your lucky your a cool dude

[Latin00032]

Is he a French model with big hands?

[ConscienceDrop]

6'1 here.

i have noticed that at around 6'3+ some sort of spacial stretching **** occurs

me standing next to someone 6'2-3 = look them in the eyes normally, does not feel weird.
6'4 = break my neck looking up, they are clearly a foot taller than me when we stand side by side, they only shrink when measured.

[HoffmanMyster]

Oh hey, this is a fun thread.  )

[iri]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

[microsoft windows]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

They're better than metric!

[HoffmanMyster]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

I am 203cm tall.

[AKmalamute]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

We did get to the moon first, you may remember. And we have units of mass ... look up the slug. It applies about 32.2 lbs of force in 1g.

(back onto this off-topic discussion, I'm 5'5.5" I don't even think I'm short.)

[dorkvader]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

We did get to the moon first, you may remember. And we have units of mass ... look up the slug. It applies about 32.2 lbs of force in 1g.

and absolute temperature. Check out Rankine.

I'm 5'10" and I don't think I'm tall. I believe I am average.

[iri]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

We did get to the moon first, you may remember.

no, you did not.
your delay was ten years.

[HoffmanMyster]

oh, these americans and their unique measure units.

We did get to the moon first, you may remember.

no, you did not.
your delay was ten years.

   When did Russia land on the moon??

[iri]

USSR. 1959.

[HoffmanMyster]

USSR. 1959.

It seems your custom text is correct once again, my apologies.  Though the USSR did technically crash an unmanned craft into the moon, versus a full-fledged moon landing and return (unless my brief googling has led me astray).  But yes, USSR did get to the moon first.  Interesting.  I learned something today!

Edit: you changed your location,   

[dorkvader]

USSR. 1959.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_2

USA had people on the moon first. Unless you count belgium with Tintin's "On a marché sur la Lune"

Edit: you changed your location,   

Location: a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
"look inside the "slave 1" find you home insignia."

[iri]

USA had people on the moon first. Unless you count belgium with Tintin's "On a marché sur la Lune"

or Germany with its Hieronymus Carl Friedrich Baron von Münchhausen.

Edit: you changed your location,   

(just a note: my previous location was "the world's biggest country, about which nobody knows anything". proved itself correct many times)

[vivalarevolución]

USSR. 1959.

It seems your custom text is correct once again, my apologies.  Though the USSR did technically crash an unmanned craft into the moon, versus a full-fledged moon landing and return (unless my brief googling has led me astray).  But yes, USSR did get to the moon first.  Interesting.  I learned something today!

Edit: you changed your location,   

This is the first time that I have ever learned something in the off-topic subforum.  Thanks guys!

[fknraiden]

I'm 6.4 as well and I don't consider myself /that/ tall. But anyone taller kinda freaks me out.

[HoffmanMyster]

Just for the record, in case we were curious, I'm 6'8" (203cm), not the height listed on that business card. 

[SpAmRaY]

Just for the record, in case we were curious, I'm 6'8" (203cm), not the height listed on that business card. 

show off!

[iri]

hoffmanmyster is so tall he can reach out to the moon with his hands! neil armstrong was there first only because hoffman wasn't born yet!

[iri]

[HoffmanMyster]

http://i.imgur.com/MSN1T11.png

I really hope that you just made that right now, because it is fantastic.

[bazh]

**** you people >6'

[tjcaustin]

**** you people >6"

It's a pocket size person!

[Puddsy]

I'm 6'1"

I hunch like a madman tho

[iri]

I really hope that you just made that right now

yes

[IvanIvanovich]

New theme song for Hoff

[Novus]

Hoff so tall you can blow him standing up straight.

[Zeal]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

[HoffmanMyster]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

[nubbinator]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

That's how old he likes his women too.



....wait a minute...that wasn't appropriate, was it?

[Zeal]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

  Really curious how and where you even buy shoes!

[HoffmanMyster]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

That's how old he likes his women too.



....wait a minute...that wasn't appropriate, was it?

Well, it's illegal... 

[HoffmanMyster]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

  Really curious how and where you even buy shoes!

Secret places, and very selectively. 

I used to buy from zappos but their selection isn't the greatest. Then CBA told me about 6pm and I bought three pairs at once.  )

[nubbinator]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

That's how old he likes his women too.



....wait a minute...that wasn't appropriate, was it?

Well, it's illegal... 

When in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, or West Virginia...

I really do need to have a more appropriate sense of humor.  I just like to tease Hoff since he's such a stand up and up and up guy.

[yasuo]

Hoffy is scandinavia or holland, people their indeed tall?

[bazh]

^ there*

[Novus]

^Nazi

[rowdy]

I'm only about 6'1", but I could have used business cards like that when I was growing up.

[yasuo]

^ there*

^Nazi

i'm does not mean racist

I'm only about 6'1", but I could have used business cards like that when I was growing up.

i can't read inc i think you arround 190cm

I think someone on reddit found your business card, Hoff:

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i think 6.4in is 1.93m :D
http://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Schmeichel

[rowdy]

I'm only about 6'1", but I could have used business cards like that when I was growing up.

i can't read inc i think you arround 190cm

No, only around 182cm.  But cards LIKE that, with my height on them.  I seemed to reach 6' at school before anyone else did.

[HoffmanMyster]

Hoffy is scandinavia or holland, people their indeed tall?

I am of German descent, living in WI, USA. 

[CPTBadAss]

18/F/Your Area. I like tall men

[heedpantsnow]

I'm sure all that cheese helped you grow up big and tall

[yasuo]

Hoffy is scandinavia or holland, people their indeed tall?

I am of German descent, living in WI, USA. 

German is no 7

[davkol]

So....what shoe size does Hoff wear? 15?

16 

That's how old he likes his women too.



....wait a minute...that wasn't appropriate, was it?

Well, it's illegal... 

Move to South America.

[paicrai]

some say he can walk over the eiffel tower in a single stride

[VesperSAINT]

BIG PENfifteen.



... BYE!

[paicrai]

BIG PENfifteen.



... BYE!

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lol penis

[Joey Quinn]

Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

[HoffmanMyster]

Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I've never bothered to measure this, so I'll have to get back to you. 

[rowdy]

Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I've never bothered to measure this, so I'll have to get back to you. 

Apparently a normally proportioned body from wing tip to wing tip, er I mean finger tip to finger tip with the wings outstretched is the same as your height.

[dorkvader]

Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I have long legs & arms and a shorter torso, so I'm more ape.

not like 4" though that's crazy

[Joey Quinn]

Hoff what's your wingspan? I've heard that the taller you are the more likely it is that you have a positive ape index. The average is 0, I'm a 4 (my wingspan is 4in more than my height)

I have long legs & arms and a shorter torso, so I'm more ape.

not like 4" though that's crazy

It's pretty useful for climbing