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Offline rowdy

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Weird telemarketing calls
« on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:02:09 »
Have you had any?

Had one today ...

Telemarketer: Hello, I'm Damien from (mumble mumble), how are you?

Rowdy: I'm good, thanks.

(long pause, about 15 seconds).

Telemarketer: (hangs up)
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:14:40 »
So u called up a fone secs service,  and the female rejected you ?


Sad to hear rowdy..  hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:28:04 »
I used to get spam calls from India all the time. They would say something in an almost incomprehensible accent like, "Hello, I am Donald Johnson from the IRS." Like yeah, OK dude, sure you are :))


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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:29:50 »
I used to get spam calls from India all the time. They would say something in an almost incomprehensible accent like, "Hello, I am Donald Johnson from the IRS." Like yeah, OK dude, sure you are :))





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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:40:23 »
For whatever reason I have this nervous twitch that starts when I hear the caller says hello my name is [name] from [company]. Accidental savage thumb syndrome?

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:45:03 »
I've gotten a few similar to that yea, but the other side goes silent for about 10 seconds as soon as I pick up the call
One from Microsoft tech support that I could remember quite clearly, my computer was apparently showing warning messages for viruses.
I told the guy I don't have a computer and he insisted that I do.

Well, he ran out of things to say so hung up.




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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:47:26 »
a lot of these calls are apparently just calling to literally check if your number belongs to someone who will be likely to pick up their phone in the future. numbers like these are more valuable to marketers compared to dead numbers or numbers that don't pick up, etc

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 22:50:18 »
a lot of these calls are apparently just calling to literally check if your number belongs to someone who will be likely to pick up their phone in the future. numbers like these are more valuable to marketers compared to dead numbers or numbers that don't pick up, etc

Yup..

if you don't know the number, never pick up..

and always use a random fone number when online shopping..

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 23:03:37 »
They were trying to get your answering machine.
While some companies want to speak to you, some have found they get better results leaving an advertisement on your answering machine.
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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 23:10:55 »
I've had lots of automated ones recently. I try to block their numbers every time they call me but it doesn't seem sto kerb them...
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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 23:31:44 »
I've had lots of automated ones recently. I try to block their numbers every time they call me but it doesn't seem sto kerb them...

don't block, just leave it,  they're less likely to call that way.

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 16 November 2017, 23:39:47 »
So u called up a fone secs service,  and the female rejected you ?


Sad to hear rowdy..  hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

No, it was a random person calling us (at work).  We get about half a dozen of those every day.

Usually they ask to speak to the "business owner".  He is literally away at the moment, and most of them seem to accept that as an excuse.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 18 November 2017, 06:19:15 »
I've had lots of automated ones recently. I try to block their numbers every time they call me but it doesn't seem sto kerb them...
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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 18 November 2017, 08:33:55 »
I have started receiving junk calls where my full name and proper phone number show as "Caller" on the Caller ID
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Re: Weird telemarketing calls
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 20 November 2017, 20:04:21 »
I have started receiving junk calls where my full name and proper phone number show as "Caller" on the Caller ID


That's spooky!
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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