America Fu*k Yeah

[xtrafrood]

There's a party in this box.

[fohat.digs]

America might have made something that's actually too American

Why not get arty and make some keyboard corn growing molds?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/17919/new-shapes-garden-produce

[chyros]

America might have made something that's actually too American

Why not get arty and make some keyboard corn growing molds?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/17919/new-shapes-garden-produce

Ooooh yeah! And the corn bits could serve as the keys!

[xtrafrood]

America might have made something that's actually too American

Why not get arty and make some keyboard corn growing molds?

http://mentalfloss.com/article/17919/new-shapes-garden-produce

Let's make round fruits and vegetables square so they can be stacked

[iri]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

The laws you speak of are not mandatory across the EU. They are all (I think) voluntarily enforced by the governments of each of their own countries. The UK Home Secretary is trying to get out of the Human Rights stuff because of the issues she has had kicking people out of the country  )

It's basically NATO but with trade and Schengen instead of guns and tanks.

Besides Schengen =/= EU

[chyros]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

I'm pretty sure the difference between two Europeans from different nations is in most cases much greater than the difference between someone from New York and a farmer from Texas .

[xtrafrood]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

I'm pretty sure the difference between two Europeans from different nations is in most cases much greater than the difference between someone from New York and a farmer from Texas .

What if the farmer speaks Texan Creole?

[chyros]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

I'm pretty sure the difference between two Europeans from different nations is in most cases much greater than the difference between someone from New York and a farmer from Texas .

What if the farmer speaks Texan Creole?

There aren't that many European countries that speak the same languages, so it probably still goes .

Hell there's probably fewer differences between Americans and Canadians than between most different Europeans. Don't forget we've more or less ceaselessly been at war with each other for at least 2000 years, it tends to lead to a lot of cultural differences .

[xtrafrood]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

I'm pretty sure the difference between two Europeans from different nations is in most cases much greater than the difference between someone from New York and a farmer from Texas .

What if the farmer speaks Texan Creole?

There aren't that many European countries that speak the same languages, so it probably still goes .

Hell there's probably fewer differences between Americans and Canadians than between most different Europeans. Don't forget we've more or less ceaselessly been at war with each other for at least 2000 years, it tends to lead to a lot of cultural differences .

The major difference between Canada and America I would think is crime rate. Like how one day of Jacksonville homicides is equal to one year of Toronto homicides. I can see where you're coming from about the differences between the states vs. the differences between the countries of Europe though. Sometimes I wonder if certain people in America suffer from ADHD simply because they don't have to speak more than one language

[iri]

[iri]

America is so BIG that other countries are cities!

[chyros]

[iri]

**** YEAH!

[xtrafrood]

**** YEAH!

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So close..

[chyros]

Bibleman.

Hmericuh **** yeah!

[iri]

[xtrafrood]

AmmMmmerica

[chyros]

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Can't argue with that xD .

[xtrafrood]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ark-encounter-noahs-ark-theme-park-got-18-million-in-kentucky-state-tax-incentives/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab6a&linkId=26287597

/shrug

[fohat.digs]

Almost 100 miles from Dinosaur World.

http://dinosaurworld.com/kentucky/

[QuincyJones]

HAHAH! Some of this stuff makes me proud...some not so much. I do like the right to bear arms though!

In England, I do like the right we have to not die (at-the-hands-of-some-gun-toting-yankee-pew-pew-elmer-fudd-mental-health-ridden-neck-beard or any police-officer.).

[QuincyJones]

So many negative connotations. Part of being American is the ability to complain incessantly I suppose. Also huge tits, microbrews, giant gas hungry powerhouse engines, and all our contributions to free media. We also produce some kick ass video games. Started the indy developer movement. We are however lacking in healthcare and higher education support. Just had to play devils advocate, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else (mostly because of the gaming industry opportunities at my doorstep.)

I don't think you get it. When someone says they are "proud to be an American", they are insinuating that America is better than other countries. This is snobbery and arrogance, and is what people have problems with (and hence, the mockery and sarcasm). America has accomplished a lot (I was born a raised here in Los Angeles), no doubt about that. But to imply that Americans are inherently "better" than others, or that the country "America" is better than others, because of that, is a bit silly, and unfair.

but they are...

my mom and dad didn't emigrate to horrible italy(one of the axis powers of evil btw) nor did they goto "I give up" france, even tho they were HK citizens and can goto the rainy island that has nothing good besides fish n' chips or could have gone to any of the associated provinces (or whatever they are) like convict land australia or the country that is almost as good as america but not quite,

plus like we've seen in this thread, only good old glory looks good as a swimsuit, the japanese flag on a woman just looks like a stained bedsheet.

'merica!

- blacks and child prostitutes were sent from england to american's to be worked to death, literally. the blacks had to be bought so were looked after, but the ex-prisoners were actually worked to death - 'murica.
- america was built with slave labour on stolen land - 'murica.
- america was already discovered, when it was "discovered" - 'murica.
- 'horrible' italians have an extended lifespan due to sun, lifestyle and diet, is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world, and offers fashion the american's can only copy. oh, and a ****-ton of horrible axis italians moved to america for the hell of it.
- "or could have gone to any of the associated provinces (or whatever they are)" - sounds like a great educational system!
- the imperial system is derived from medieval English Kings, and later became the measurement system adopted by the British Empire colonies which Murica still use today. Thanks for keeping our flag going strong and reminding the world who owned you in the past, and really, still owns you today!

'MURICA!

[QuincyJones]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

I'm pretty sure the difference between two Europeans from different nations is in most cases much greater than the difference between someone from New York and a farmer from Texas .

What if the farmer speaks Texan Creole?

There aren't that many European countries that speak the same languages, so it probably still goes .

Hell there's probably fewer differences between Americans and Canadians than between most different Europeans. Don't forget we've more or less ceaselessly been at war with each other for at least 2000 years, it tends to lead to a lot of cultural differences .

The vast majority of European countries are socialist, and don't like outsiders tainting their genes. It isn't that they're unfriendly to them, just socialist. That's why people from Spain look Spanish, people from France look French, Germans look German etc etc.. And it's refreshing to see that every single foreigner I knew at uni, and when I lived in Berlin were very candid and not afraid to give their opinions of 'outsiders'.

[chyros]

Europe is not a country.

I don't know. With the formation of the EU, that's at least on some level debatable. With so many (though not all) subject to so many of the same laws across multiple borders...

I'm pretty sure the difference between two Europeans from different nations is in most cases much greater than the difference between someone from New York and a farmer from Texas .

What if the farmer speaks Texan Creole?

There aren't that many European countries that speak the same languages, so it probably still goes .

Hell there's probably fewer differences between Americans and Canadians than between most different Europeans. Don't forget we've more or less ceaselessly been at war with each other for at least 2000 years, it tends to lead to a lot of cultural differences .

The vast majority of European countries are socialist, and don't like outsiders tainting their genes. It isn't that they're unfriendly to them, just socialist. That's why people from Spain look Spanish, people from France look French, Germans look German etc etc.. And it's refreshing to see that every single foreigner I knew at uni, and when I lived in Berlin were very candid and not afraid to give their opinions of 'outsiders'.

I trust you aren't calling the UK "socialist", right?

[QuincyJones]

The vast majority of European countries are socialist, and don't like outsiders tainting their genes. It isn't that they're unfriendly to them, just socialist. That's why people from Spain look Spanish, people from France look French, Germans look German etc etc.. And it's refreshing to see that every single foreigner I knew at uni, and when I lived in Berlin were very candid and not afraid to give their opinions of 'outsiders'.

I trust you aren't calling the UK "socialist", right?

No, but English as a nation are strangely ignorant, have little sense of humour and as a side note really don't like being ***********************************************. That reminds me, why taunt me in pm telling me you have loads of caps but I better get them elsewhere and not replting when asked why.

[chyros]

That reminds me, why taunt me in pm telling me you have loads of caps but I better get them elsewhere and not replting when asked why.

Maybe I'm at work and can't reply to all pms within 24 hours??

[QuincyJones]

That reminds me, why taunt me in pm telling me you have loads of caps but I better get them elsewhere and not replting when asked why.

Maybe I'm at work and can't reply to all pms within 24 hours??

but we both know that isn't true. still, this is typical English behaviour, so. God speed.

[chyros]

That reminds me, why taunt me in pm telling me you have loads of caps but I better get them elsewhere and not replting when asked why.

Maybe I'm at work and can't reply to all pms within 24 hours??

but we both know that isn't true. still, this is typical English behaviour, so. God speed.

How about this for English behaviour. You're a ****. Get ****ed.

[iri]

[QuincyJones]

That reminds me, why taunt me in pm telling me you have loads of caps but I better get them elsewhere and not replting when asked why.

Maybe I'm at work and can't reply to all pms within 24 hours??

but we both know that isn't true. still, this is typical English behaviour, so. God speed.

How about this for English behaviour. You're a ****. Get ****ed.

"American" has more than four letters Tomtom,and because it starts with a vowel you should have used "an"...

Now, people really know how much of a prat you are.  YEAH THOMAS IS AWEMSOMEOBALLSHYEAHFYCKYEAHTHAOIMAS

[katushkin]

Wtf is going on in this thread.

[xtrafrood]

Hell if I know

[QuincyJones]

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Hell if I know :confused:

it still isn't a film about keyboards

[xtrafrood]

[digi]

[chyros]

LOL  )

[aptivaboy]

"Wtf is going on in this thread."

America bashing. Basically, tons of folks who have lived under our protection and received our financial aid are busy insulting and criticizing and biting the hand that has fed them since the Marshall Plan.

- blacks and child prostitutes were sent from england to american's to be worked to death, literally. the blacks had to be bought so were looked after, but the ex-prisoners were actually worked to death - 'murica.

Sent by Great Britain, often aboard English-flagged ships flying the Red Ensign. Remember, even colonial "American" ships were actually flying the English flag, so... And, if you think that the average slave was, "looked after," you're seriously out of touch with history.

- america was built with slave labour on stolen land - 'murica.

Slaves imported under the laws of and with the approval of the English Crown and Parliament. Oh, and who did the Anglo-Saxons steal England from? Pot, kettle calling.

- america was already discovered, when it was "discovered" - 'murica.

Actually, North America was probably fairly well known during Phoenician times and is probably not named for Amerigo Vespucci, but for La Merika, a western star used for maritime navigation. That is an issue is seriously disputed by academics, but there probably is a kernel of truth in there someplace. Why would we name an entire region after a relatively obscure Italian mapmaker's first name? Heck, the Basques were fishing the Grand Banks long before Columbus, Hudson, or any other noted explorer got there.

[xtrafrood]

Aliens live inside the Moon. 'Merica

[Halverson]

[iri]

**** yeah!

[chyros]

When I was in Arizona I bought this t-shirt basically covered in eagles, flags, stars and blue, red and white. Worst thing is, about 1 in 5 or so people were wearing something similar to it xD .

[DALExSNAIL]

  All this mad in one thread, lel, mad cuz bad I assume. 

[rowdy]

Aliens live inside the Moon. 'Merica

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Aw c'mon, we know the moon is really a hologram!

[xtrafrood]

Aliens live inside the Moon. 'Merica

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Aw c'mon, we know the moon is really a hologram!

"...and that is the proof of the pudding." Aliems need to up their hertz game

[hashbaz]

Aliens live inside the Moon. 'Merica

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Aw c'mon, we know the moon is really a hologram!

All right-thinking logical individuals know or will soon become aware that the Moon is a flat, translucent artificial light embedded in the Earth's over-arching dome material. Do some research ffs.

America is the greatest nation on Disc-earth.

[katushkin]

"Wtf is going on in this thread."

America bashing. Basically, tons of folks who have lived under our protection and received our financial aid are busy insulting and criticizing and biting the hand that has fed them since the Marshall Plan.

- blacks and child prostitutes were sent from england to american's to be worked to death, literally. the blacks had to be bought so were looked after, but the ex-prisoners were actually worked to death - 'murica.

Sent by Great Britain, often aboard English-flagged ships flying the Red Ensign. Remember, even colonial "American" ships were actually flying the English flag, so... And, if you think that the average slave was, "looked after," you're seriously out of touch with history.

- america was built with slave labour on stolen land - 'murica.

Slaves imported under the laws of and with the approval of the English Crown and Parliament. Oh, and who did the Anglo-Saxons steal England from? Pot, kettle calling.

- america was already discovered, when it was "discovered" - 'murica.

Actually, North America was probably fairly well known during Phoenician times and is probably not named for Amerigo Vespucci, but for La Merika, a western star used for maritime navigation. That is an issue is seriously disputed by academics, but there probably is a kernel of truth in there someplace. Why would we name an entire region after a relatively obscure Italian mapmaker's first name? Heck, the Basques were fishing the Grand Banks long before Columbus, Hudson, or any other noted explorer got there.

Wtf is going on in this thread.

[sncbraxsc2]

If you didn't know, America is officially great again.

[Blaise170]

This country gets more and more ****ed up by the day. I want to move to NZ in a few years though, so I'll just hold out hope that we don't end up in a nuclear war before then.

[Sniping]

almost forgot this thread existed this is quality content

[atarione]

The upside of all the euro weirdos on here... is my mid-sized truck can inspire the sort blah blah why you need such a truck comments that you would never hear from Americans .... the secret to happy truck owning.. SHORT BED.. then you don't have to help anyone do anything.  It is the "I'm only here to supervise" of truck formats..

also do note this is a smaller truck here in America where many people have full sized pickups.. I get 25~mpg highway (20mpg combined)  with this truck.. so shut it with any: why do you have this big truck blah blah nonsense.. probably better mileage than anyone with a BMW or whatever.

merica'  (also I'm a bit Croatian in ancestry so my truck is sportin' a Croatian Flag for the World Cup proceedings..  On to the Final GO CROATIA!!!)