That would be a great way for me to get on my wife's **** list very quickly
Do as I do. Stay alone, stay free.
I can see the judge's reaction right now in divorce court:
"So, you're getting divorced because your wife wouldn't let you spend $750 on keycaps?"
"Yes your honor, that is correct."
"Completely understandable sir, because that Granite set is ****ing KILLER!"