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« on: Sat, 24 July 2010, 19:25:09 »
Old computer folks like me won't be the only ones who'll love this tutorial.

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« Reply #1 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 01:14:12 »
WHERE CAN I ORDER MY COPY OF VHS TUTORIALS?

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« Reply #2 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 09:31:34 »
I wish my computer had that 256-color interface...
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« Reply #3 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 13:07:21 »
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I wish my computer had that 256-color interface...


256 is under-rated, some games look like they actually have more colours:



why not:
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« Reply #4 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 15:01:57 »
Personally, I find Naddur Ban Dok to be more seriously funny than Ben Stiller ...

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« Reply #5 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 15:10:05 »
Age of Empires was awesome, it ran on NT4

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« Reply #6 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 15:12:50 »
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Personally, I find Naddur Ban Dok to be more seriously funny than Ben Stiller ...


I never got that far in the game to actually see what naddur ban dok has to say.
You don't have to be funny to get into hollywood comedies, you just have to be Jewish.
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« Reply #7 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 15:14:13 »
there has got to be a way to cross check MW and EIBM's posts to see if their IP addresses (and posting times) match.

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« Reply #8 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 15:25:30 »
We don't even live in the same country. We're just active members.
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« Reply #9 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 15:46:47 »
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there has got to be a way to cross check MW and EIBM's posts to see if their IP addresses (and posting times) match.

No we're two separate entities. Here's a small list of differences if you're so interested:
#1 I have a great taste in baroque music (and my favourite being harpsichord solos).
#2 A huge advocate of pretty much all IBM computers (I spent $300 on my new intellistation -- I doubt MW would spend that much on a core2duo computer).
#3 Computer games are a large interest of mine, I have a huge collection of vintage PC games; along with gamecube/wii ones. I also have modern games and did beta test starcraft II.
#4 If you're observations were keen enough, my spelling isn't American English, rather based upon the British standard which is used in Canada.

And I don't really use computers that aren't IBM, I probably wouldn't have salvaged a gateway2000 tower if I seen it (it doesn't have MMX; and I need MMX for games). Also, my style of writing greatly differs. In fact, some words of my vocabulary (if one can sparsely see them) are seldom used by other individuals. I also have an issue with "misplaced modifiers" I believe they're called; however it adds to my character of writing.

Although, I'd really like to know who made that "EverythingDell" account. Probably ch_123 or someone of the sorts.
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« Reply #10 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 19:35:17 »
Those differences are right.
#1 I'm a big country fan.
#2 I'm dirt cheap (I don't care if it's IBM) with comptuers.
#3 I don't play computer games.
#4 I use American English and am not the best at grammar.

And plus, EIBM's a college student and I don't even have a college degree.
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« Reply #11 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 19:35:50 »
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Although, I'd really like to know who made that "EverythingDell" account. Probably ch_123 or someone of the sorts.


I bet he did.
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« Reply #12 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 19:37:15 »
Back on topic...

Now go watch that turorial!
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« Reply #13 on: Sun, 25 July 2010, 22:19:58 »
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Age of Empires was awesome, it ran on NT4


It actually still runs in windows 7 64-bit. Solid programming I must say.
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« Reply #14 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 00:23:33 »
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No we're two separate entities. Here's a small list of differences if you're so interested:
#1 I have a great taste in baroque music (and my favourite being harpsichord solos).
#2 A huge advocate of pretty much all IBM computers (I spent $300 on my new intellistation -- I doubt MW would spend that much on a core2duo computer).
#3 Computer games are a large interest of mine, I have a huge collection of vintage PC games; along with gamecube/wii ones. I also have modern games and did beta test starcraft II.
#4 If you're observations were keen enough, my spelling isn't American English, rather based upon the British standard which is used in Canada.

And I don't really use computers that aren't IBM, I probably wouldn't have salvaged a gateway2000 tower if I seen it (it doesn't have MMX; and I need MMX for games). Also, my style of writing greatly differs. In fact, some words of my vocabulary (if one can sparsely see them) are seldom used by other individuals. I also have an issue with "misplaced modifiers" I believe they're called; however it adds to my character of writing.

Although, I'd really like to know who made that "EverythingDell" account. Probably ch_123 or someone of the sorts.


Yes, but you two have so much in common:

1. You're both idiots.

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« Reply #15 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 00:26:28 »
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Yes, but you two have so much in common:

1. You're both idiots.


Correction: I'm an idiot in cyberspace, and a genius in real life.
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« Reply #16 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 07:28:22 »
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I bet he did.


I wish. I would have actually done something clever with it.

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there has got to be a way to cross check MW and EIBM's posts to see if their IP addresses (and posting times) match.


Didn't Webwit do that? I wish we still had him...

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Correction: I'm an idiot in cyberspace, and a genius in real life.


The troubled genius who screams at Macs in computer stores? I think I might make a film about your life, staring Jack Nicholson as yourself.
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« Reply #17 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 10:04:23 »
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The troubled genius who screams at Macs in computer stores? I think I might make a film about your life, staring Jack Nicholson as yourself.


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« Reply #18 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 10:14:57 »
Mixed with bits of the Shining, but you're on the right track.
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« Reply #19 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 10:30:35 »
My theory: everyone I've ever met on the internet is one troll with five hundred heads who make infinite accounts and constantly troll each other about politics and keyboards and stuff. Nothing on the internet is real, there are only like ten real users aside from the troll. Therefore EverythingIBM, Microsoft Windows, ch_123, and Wellington, you are all a part of the troll and your constant self-trolling is getting annoying. Kapisch?
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« Reply #20 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 10:33:59 »
Talk to Welly. I'm only one of the lesser heads.

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« Reply #21 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 10:34:09 »
I am the only true member on this site.  Everyone else is just an alter-ego of me.  Hey, iMav needed some members, and I was bored, so...


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« Reply #22 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 10:35:16 »
By his own logic, Phaedrus is also a part of the trolling hydra.

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« Reply #23 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 11:39:27 »
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Disregard that I suck cocks


Quiet, the trolling hydra cannot become fully aware of his own existence or the matrix will wake up from its dream and John Galt will leave the Truman show dome and trip over Rosebud!
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« Reply #24 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 11:44:26 »
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Quiet, the trolling hydra cannot become fully aware of his own existence or the matrix will wake up from its dream and John Galt will leave the Truman show dome and trip over Rosebud!

Ok, now you're just making **** up!!!! Galty will never leave the Truman show.
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« Reply #25 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 11:46:07 »
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Quiet, the trolling hydra cannot become fully aware of his own existence or the matrix will wake up from its dream and John Galt will leave the Truman show dome and trip over Rosebud!


I don't remember saying that I sucked cocks...

*confused Homer Simpson stare*
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« Reply #26 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 11:51:24 »
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Ok, now you're just making **** up!!!! Galty will never leave the Truman show.


He will if the manifold exceeds Data's ability to process the infinity algorithm.

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I don't remember saying that I sucked cocks...

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« Reply #27 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 11:55:33 »
I was thinking more along the lines of "Dental Plan..."

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« Reply #28 on: Mon, 26 July 2010, 12:20:00 »
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Quiet, the trolling hydra cannot become fully aware of his own existence or the matrix will wake up from its dream and John Galt will leave the Truman show dome and trip over Rosebud!

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He will if the manifold exceeds Data's ability to process the infinity algorithm.


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