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Offline tp4tissue

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Depressed
« on: Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:22:29 »


Bought cheap popcorn @ the costco..

says,  --Butter flavored-- on the box,    I didn't read the label carefully


Ingredient ----    PALM OIL...



44bags.. sigh...........  this is going to take forever..

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:23:33 »
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:34:52 »
Wow. That's almost suicide worthy, be strong!

Maybe donate it to a food bank? Buy real buttered popcorn and feel slightly better about yourself?
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Offline absyrd

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Re: Depressed
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:56:23 »
Make it. Pour butter in it. Pour salt in it. Die earlier, but die happier.
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 19 February 2017, 19:34:08 »
Quote from: absyrd on Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:56:23
Make it. Pour butter in it. Pour salt in it. Die earlier, but die happier.

No way, far better getting some LARD and rub it in EVERYWHERE.  Once it's all coated, then lightly roast it over some flame until it drips with delicious goodness  8) .
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 20 February 2017, 00:56:01 »
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:22:29
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Bought cheap popcorn @ the costco..

says,  --Butter flavored-- on the box,    I didn't read the label carefully


Ingredient ----    PALM OIL...



44bags.. sigh...........  this is going to take forever..

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Sheeeet.  Damn palm oil.  I can taste that **** in candy bars.  That or coconut oil...  I'd just pop it all, put it in a really big costco sized trash bag, light that **** on fire and toss it through the store's front door.  "RETURNS ACCEPTED, RIGHT *****ES?!"
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 20 February 2017, 01:18:03 »
Quote from: MaNiFeX on Mon, 20 February 2017, 00:56:01
Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 19 February 2017, 13:22:29
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Bought cheap popcorn @ the costco..

says,  --Butter flavored-- on the box,    I didn't read the label carefully


Ingredient ----    PALM OIL...



44bags.. sigh...........  this is going to take forever..

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Sheeeet.  Damn palm oil.  I can taste that **** in candy bars.  That or coconut oil...  I'd just pop it all, put it in a really big costco sized trash bag, light that **** on fire and toss it through the store's front door.  "RETURNS ACCEPTED, RIGHT *****ES?!"

But coconut and it's derivatives are delicious.
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Re: Depressed
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 23 February 2017, 19:48:55 »
Modern dry popped popcorn is hard evidence in itself that GMOs can be a good thing. Not only are they modified so that the kernels are softer but they also have a slight butter flavor. I use a microwave popper.. just sayin'. Anyway, I tried Non-GMO popcorn and the kernels made me bleed my own blood. Not like gingivitis bleeding but like biting your cheek while eating carrots bleeding. Things got really real.
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